Whatthe...?

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

So I have a question for all you... whatevers, out there: What the fuck is going on? I mean, there's people claiming to be hedgehogs, inter-world rides being requested, and a goddamn Roman emperor sashaying his way around this little psycho-fuck community. Now, I'm all for diversity and peace and happiness and rainbows and all that shit, but.... What?

Not to mention... Does anyone have a normal hair color? I mean, anyone???

Comments

[maraich]

I like my haircolor.

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying it's a bad color, princess, I'm really not. I'd just really like to see your standard brunette wander through, you know?

[tonightsdream-x.livejournal.com]

Does everything need an explanation?

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

In this case? Uh, yes, actually, an explanation would be required. I want to know what's going on. Other worlds? Hedgehogs who, evidently, have the ability to type? Until a couple of days ago, the most pressing thing on my mind was what to do about Harmony. Now, I'm just fucking confused.

...God, I need a cigarette.

[youknowthadrill.livejournal.com]

Whaaat, you don't like it~?

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

I never said I don't like it (although I'm pretty sure I'd be lying if I said I actively like it. Hedgehog romance is a little bit outside of my experience) because, honestly? Everyone I've met so far is better company than 99.9% of the population of L.A. That place is fucked.

[ringsthatbind.livejournal.com]

If you're going to start shouting "furry" anytime one of us posts...

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

Oh, for the love of God. I don't fucking care what anyone does in their bedroom unless they're doing it with me. I'm just... crazily confused, and to be honest my mind has been slightly blown here.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

This place connects to all sorts of different worlds, apparently some are inhabited by hedgehogs. Simple.

Also, I think brown's a pretty normal hair color, isn't it? =P

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

Oh, absolutely, prin- Tifa, right? Totally fine by me.

Incidentally, Tifa? Where are you from?

[overalls-laptop.livejournal.com]

I have a pretty normal hair color... Then again I am a bandicoot.

Pretty much the community connects to different worlds, anyone can get access to it. Even if thats not very believable at first.

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

...What's a bandicoot?

And no, it's not that believable at all. Then again, not a whole lot of the shit that's happened this year was believable. So, what the hell? This could be fun.

[bandaloreboy.livejournal.com]

I have a normal hair colour! ^__^

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

And I'm very grateful for that.

[smrtr-than-you.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Monkeyhouse. I'm House. The rest of them are the monkeys.

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

So they... live in you? Or am I missing some part of this whole arrangement?

[dime-is-mine.livejournal.com]

How many times does it need to be said?

This place connects to other worlds. Done deal.

[sex-and-smokes.livejournal.com]

So I've got red hair. You got a problem with that?

[not-merciful.livejournal.com]

Not just AN Emperor! THE Emperor!

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Nononono. Definitely an emperor.

[gabber255.livejournal.com]

this are normal hair colour for my race... well, at my age, anyway... I are getting a little old :/

[bendsmetal.livejournal.com]

You see, that's your problem. You're trying to make sense of the comm. My advice: don't. You'll only end up hurting your brain (if you're one of those who have one here). I'd try to explain it to you, but I get the feeling that it would only confuse you.

As for your problem with people having weird hair colors, I don't have a clue what anyone here looks like. Heck, I don't even know what I look like.

We've never been introduced, have we.... I'm Toph.

[assistant-god.livejournal.com]

None of us know what's going on. Just sit back and laugh at it.

Most people here have normal hair colors, it's the arrangement that's weird.

[inky-sword.livejournal.com]

If you figure it out, please enlighten me.

[menial-tasks.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to be the one to break the news, but logic died a while ago.

[type-explosive.livejournal.com]

They don't just claim to be hedgehogs, they are! I guess there are lots of different worlds connecting here (I just recently found this out!), but in our world, there are hedgehogs and ducks and polar bears and stuff like that! It's not weird, it's just the way things are! :D