Come get some.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

Alright, I'm not gonna lie about it, I'm frickin' horny as hell...Can ya blame me? Every woman I've ever been with dies somehow...Linda got posessed by Deadites, Sheila's stuck somewhere...dead, Sally - Tch Luckily Sam was there to distract me...frickin' Deadite Midget, God bless the little people.

So anyone feel like givin' Ash some company, I promise I'll make it worth your while. Dinner and a movie maybe? No chick flicks, I hate 'em. Just you, me a couple of Double Cheeseburgers and a frothy strawberry shake sound good to anyone?

...Just don't tell Sugarbaby.

Comments

[sex-and-smokes.livejournal.com]

I hate to tell you this, but it ain't gonna happen - and even if it does, chances are that it's gonna be with some dried-up old hag or some kinda crazy monster lady with tentacles and a dick.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

...Worth a shot though, There are some pretty hot babes on this community And after all I *AM* a man...A man with *ahem* manly urges.

[sex-and-smokes.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not sayin' you shouldn't at least try. I just thought I'd warn ya that most of the chicks around here are more 'freak' than 'freaky'.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

Ain't that the truth, Name's Ash...don't think we've been properly introduced before.

[sex-and-smokes.livejournal.com]

Pleased to meet ya, Ash. I'm Sha Gojyo. Oh, and if you ever meet a psychotic priest with a gun or a crazed kid who eats too much and looks like a monkey, ignore anything they say about me, yeah?

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

Sha Gojyo? How about I jus' call ya Goj? Will do...And if you're ever in my neck of the woods keep the hell away from any abaondoned cabins, Freaky lookin' books and invitations to "Join Us" it gets OLD.

[sex-and-smokes.livejournal.com]

Sure, if you like. Believe me, I've been called a lot worse. And thanks for the heads-up, doesn't sound too different to where I'm from.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

Demons gettin' you down too huh?

[sex-and-smokes.livejournal.com]

Damn straight. Can't even take a piss without a Youkai breaking down the damn door.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

...At least your own hand hasn't been turned against you.

[sex-and-smokes.livejournal.com]

I don't think it has... sounds like the kind of trick a Youkai would play. I've been copied, though.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

...Sheesh, Deadite bastards won't leave anyone alone...

[sex-and-smokes.livejournal.com]

You been copied too, huh? Bet the copy wasn't as good-lookin' as the original. I know mine wasn't.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

...I'll pretend that didn't sound as fruity as it did, But you're right...The other me ain't nearly as pretty as I am...Wasn't? So you dealt with yours then?

[sex-and-smokes.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I ain't never gonna get fruity with ya. Or any guy, for that matter.

Yeah, we kicked his ass. Bastard who made the copies never figured out that we'd be better because we're always improving ourselves. Just peachy, huh? Did ya manage to kick your copy's ass, too?

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda in the process...of trying to...*Ahem* do that. I wish to god we never found that damned book.

[sex-and-smokes.livejournal.com]

If ya need a hand, I could always see if I can catch a lift over there. Hell, I could do with a break from Mr Anger Management and Monkey-Breath, anyway.

What did the book do?

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

The book destroyed my life...well sort of, It's a huge-ass part of my life it was only a while ago I got in contact with said book and things went screwy from there..

Also, Sure feel free to come on over anytime Goj, Just don't make a mess of my car got it?

[sex-and-smokes.livejournal.com]

No worries. I'm used to behaving in cars. Our resident chauffeur regularly threatens us with having to get out and walk if we mess up his seat leather.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

That's not a very impressive track record.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

Not my fault Boobs Mcgee.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

...what?

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

I-Uhm...- I don't suppose me callin' ya "Boob Lady" would make up for what I just called ya?

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

Not so much, no. My name is Tifa.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

But you look exactly like the OTHER Tifa? You CAN'T BOTH be Tifa...unless...

She-bitch, You just messed with the WRONG guy

OOC - Poor Ash has you confused for a Deadite mirror Doppleganger D:

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

Yes, we can both be Tifa, so don't get on me about copies or impostors.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

Not possible Deadite. You're jus' lucky this is the internet otherwise you'd already been sent straight back to hell.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

I'm not a-- We don't even have Deadites on our world, what is your problem?

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

You're tellin' me you don't have hordes of the undead claiming to destroy you? YOU. TIFA LOTSABOOBAGE ARE TELLIN' ME YOU HAVE NO EVIL WHERE YOU ARE!?

Hah, If there was such a place I'd book tickets and get a flight there right away, This freakin' prophec-...WOA, wait a sec I see what you did there, try and distract me so you can sneak up on Ol' Ash and try to posess another one of my many limbs well it ain't gonna work siter, Not THIS time.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

That's not what I said. We don't have undead, we have Heartless.

And I couldn't sneak up on you if I wanted to, I can't get to wherever you are. Which is too bad, because someone needs to knock some sense into you.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

I have someone who does that for me already her name's Madeline 'Baby or as I mentioned before "Sugarbaby" gotta love hot Cajun chicks with a magic trick or two.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

That's great. Why don't you ask her out?

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

...Tried, She ain't intrested plus to be honest there's actually someone else I'm holdin a flame for.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

Then what're you asking for dates on the comm for?

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

Things might not work out babe. I might loose her for good unless me and Sugarbaby can stop this propehecy-doo-dad thing from happening.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

So, what, you're looking for someone to fall back on?

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

What can I say? Gimmie some sugar baby...Ah wait that internet thing in the way...smooching the screen doesn't work as well.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

I'll pass anyway. I'm not big on guys who call me an undead bitch.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

Ok! I'll take back the "Undead" then?! Deal?!

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

Sure, so long as I can call you asshole.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

Man I love fiesty babes.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

Babe is out though.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

...So behind that cute icon of yours there's a fat hairy chick? I think I'll take my chances with Sheila thanks.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

...no.

But you go do that.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

...Yea....

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Picky, picky. A guy like you should take what he gets.

[shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com]

No thanks...I'd rather have a chick I can get lucky with then one that's gonna die on me.