Rue said I shouldn't go outside without her, but she's been gone for a long time now. I don't like staying cooped up in this abandoned house. It's dark and dusty, and too small for me to fly around.

Please, won't someone come visit me? I miss Rue and I'm so very lonely.

Yikes! Well, it's been a while, hasn't it? How is everyone? Hope I haven't missed anyone else I know coming onto the community!

And the Daleks HAVE been behaving themselves, haven't they?

((OOC: Okay Rose, let it rip. :P))

How many of you are married? Or in a relationship that could be considered marriage?

. . . is it . . . agreeable?

...OH MY GOD.

YOU FOUR, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. AND JAMES I THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER. YOU SHOULDA STOPPED THEM.

I'm so, so sorry about that, people of dramadramaduck. Tifa especially. I. Agh. I'M SORRY EVERYONE.

You guys, you better run, because I am going to gut you like fish. Don't you ever touch this computer again.

....Tifa? Zack?

It seems that the food supply I was left with here is beginning to run low...I would appreciate it if I were released from this place as soon as possible.

[Vinnie can be let out of his prison now! I know you two are plotting against him anyway, so you might as well do whatever it is you were wanting to do now.]

Well hello there Internet people! Wow, you're all iddidy bitty little things that send all this weeeeeeeird stuff through tubes.

Note to self: Internet chocolate (?)

Note in response to self: Ew, gross you would have to pick out all the naughty bits.

Note in response to response to self: Adult chocolate?

Note in response to response to response: Grown ups are disgusting.

Note etc: . . . ew you're right.

. . . hahahahahaa. mmmmm

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

Google. Results 1 - 10 of about 11,000,000 for how to introduce yourself. (0.11 seconds)

Hi. I'm. Willy. Wonka. It's. Nice. To. Meet. You. All. Do. You. Want. To. Cyber.

Cyber? Oh! Cyber chocolate. That's an idea!

Note to self: Do you really want to go through that again?

( not cut IC, Tesla coil )

And look, one that sings!

( again, not cut IC )

So. I've been here for...a good month? Yeah, a month. Doesn't seem like it, I know, but I've been "watching". I've been listening to your posts, keeping tabs on everything, peachy stuff like that. And I've noticed that the claims of magic you all seem to boast about could very well be true. In fact, I'm quite sure they are; 80% sure, you could say. But then again, I'm desperate, and I'll believe anything at the rate things are going.

So, getting to the point, do any of you fine, wonderful people have the power to regenerate lost body parts? To heal the wounds of others?

Oh, wow. This was the first community to show up when I typed in "Starting a farm tips" into the search engine and... I guess the name fits, because you can have ducks on a farm! Although I don't see how farm life can be dramatic.

Ah, ah anyways! I'm Jack Harvest, but you can just call me Jack, and I just took over my Grandpa's farm in Mineral Town, which uh, wow. I have to name it too, any suggestions? Or! What is your farm named? Ooo, and if you had a dog what would you name him? I've never had a dog before either and now I do.

Hello, everybody :)

Omoikane wonders why people need so much quiet time -- isn't sleeping enough to recharge?

Omoikane also thinks that if you're going to leave your behind, you should teach how to come back, or at least talk to it beforehand :(

...Do most people judge others by their age? Like whether they're worth talking to or how smart they are?

Summer is almost over ~ ♥

Dear DramaDramaDuck,

I apologize for the delay in posting to you, but unfortunately I decided to seek some professional help from a psychiatrist. However, while I did so, the scariest thing happened! I fell unconscious and when I woke up, the poor man was skinned alive and hung from his coatrack. Oh, how I wish the murderer took me instead! Surely that person deserved much betteq23rnq32rn3i

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BITCH. IU#RWIR#NIIWMS

Oh, where was I? ...Oh yes.

After I futilely tried to revive the poor gentleman, I realized that I could do something to prevent future incidents like these! And since I notice there are a few people involved in the law at this community, I was curious:

How does one begin as a detective? I must not let this crime go unpunished!

Well, well. A magic box capable of conversation with other realms. Now a sane man might protest that just isn't possible. But I never said I was sane, luv, and with everything these two eyes 'ave seen, a glib denial isn't in the cards tonight. Therefore, with all aplomb and associated humility (or lack thereof), it falls to my poor self to introduce ...myself.

Captain Jack Sparrow, at your service. Master of the Black Pearl, extraordinary pirate, and occasional privateer--- that's a lovely bottle of rum there, luv. Such a shame it's still capped. If you will allow me to slide it out of your grasp...

... Madam, I assure you that I did not deserve that.

((OoC: Yeah, okay. So it's my app post with extra words thrown in.))

Yunalesca's dumped me and Kaa-san won't sleep with me, so who'd like a slice of the Kadaj action? I'm heading down to Costa del Sol, so if any not females want a piece of my ass you know where to come! <3

[Locked to Yazoo]

Neeee~ Onii-san? I'm learning how to pick up girls, did that sound okay?

((OOC: OH GOD. I typo'ed 'hot girls' as 'not girls', and it's just too damn funny to leave it in. XD ))

Huh. Well isn't this neat~? ♥



HELLO, INTERNET. MY NAME IS HARUHARA HARUKO. I AM A COWBOY FROM SPACE. I AM ALSO AN ANCIENT HINDU DIETY. OFFERINGS CAN BE MADE IN INSTANT RAMEN.

NOT THE BIG-CUPS, THEY'RE NASTY.

Isn't there a member on this community called "Yazoo"? I just realized that 'Yaz' is the name of a low dosage birth control.