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[cure-me-plz.livejournal.com]

Dear DramaDramaDuck,

I apologize for the delay in posting to you, but unfortunately I decided to seek some professional help from a psychiatrist. However, while I did so, the scariest thing happened! I fell unconscious and when I woke up, the poor man was skinned alive and hung from his coatrack. Oh, how I wish the murderer took me instead! Surely that person deserved much betteq23rnq32rn3i

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BITCH. IU#RWIR#NIIWMS

Oh, where was I? ...Oh yes.

After I futilely tried to revive the poor gentleman, I realized that I could do something to prevent future incidents like these! And since I notice there are a few people involved in the law at this community, I was curious:

How does one begin as a detective? I must not let this crime go unpunished!

Comments

[maraich]

Have you considered another psychiatrist, and tying yourself up when you visit them?

[cure-me-plz.livejournal.com]

Sir, what sort of crude person do you take me for? I do not have a sexual fetish, I merely wish to get treated for my illness.

[maraich]

Crude enough to think that had anything to do with sex.

[cure-me-plz.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, you're right. I... don't know what came over me. :(

[maraich]

Your perverted like other men?

[paleological.livejournal.com]

A- are you alright!?

[darkly-dawns.livejournal.com]

...I'm a detective, but really, this kind of deduction isn't too hard...

...Has this happened every time you loose consciousness?

[bandaloreboy.livejournal.com]

It was probably you, you scary man. D:

[theonlysunshine.livejournal.com]

...Ever thought of turning yourself in?