Alas, I am still here. Hello, community of drama and ducks. I am Apollo. You may know me from former 'myth,' (though I assure you, I'm quite real) or legend and ma~aybe, just maybe you're lucky enough to worship me. If you do, you get bonus points. If you start now... you still get bonus points~ ♥

Basically, I'm cooler than Ares. And Hermes. And Dionysus (scandalous bastard). Which means, you should sacrifice something to me and I'll give you pretty presents like kill an enemy with delicious plagues or perhaps I'll cure one of your weird human diseases or.. hrm. No one herds things anymore. I'll give you something nice, though.

If you see Aphrodite, tell her I have a present for her. In my pants.

Oh, and if you see Artemis, don't tell her I said that.

Hn.

I've not been able to find her, damnit. Which I guess this gives me time to figure things out... Like, just how do you apologize to women?

Or for something completely different;

Sonic! Knuckles! When's the kid due?
( Not cut ICly )

Or anyone who sends notes using letters cut out from papers and/or magazines.

Dispose of the papers and/or magazines immediately, so that anyone who confronts you will not see them.

It has been a while hasn't it? I guess I had gotten so busy over the summer that I hadn't had the time to be more ... active (you could say that).

I'm Lisa Cuddy. Don't even think about asking me that question.

 This is quite a sight...Didn't know Gunsmoke still had any lost technology, Guess it won't hurt to try it though - Tapping these keys is quite different then handling a heavy instrument like Sylvia but I think I've got the hang of things. Tho' I'm  not entirely sure why this place is called "DramaDramaDuck" it's the wackiest name I've ever heard of. Hell if I ever decide to write another piece of Sax music I may steal the title...

Also think about this simple theory. Even the loudest noise is a vibration of the air - a wave. If it is met with a wave of precisely the opposite phase, it will be completely neutralized. In a good tug-of-war match the center hardly budges. 


 

Hello there, Holonet! Or internet, as some people seem to be calling it. (I wouldn't really know the difference ... tech isn't my strong point. I had to get Darpen to set up my connection again after I broke my datapad. Apparently computers don't like alcohol. Who knew?)

Anyway, I would be out doing something interesting, but I'm not allowed to leave my room until the next time I'm on duty (oh-five-hundred!?!). Along with computers not liking alcohol, I've also learnt today that commanding officers don't appreciate trails of grass and branches through the base, especially into the kitchens. And their rooms. When there's slime involved...

The point is, I'm bored, so I thought this would be a fun way ... not to be bored.

Hi! I'm Wes. Someone else start talking now.

...I...I'll swallow your souls...Swallow your souls...Swall-- it looks like my boastful oaf of a host managed to collect some intresting friends along his journey...It's a shame they'll suffer the same fate as every other person he's ever come into contact with...you all look so delicious...yes, So many souls, So many POWERFUL STRONG souls...


OHSHIT.


Oh and you may refer to myself as Evil Ash Prime...it's best to do so that way I can guarantee you'll suffer less as you join my legion of dead slaves. Yessss there's nothing quite like the excrutiating agony of rebirth is there?


(OOC : Strikeout not readable to those who aren't able to make contact with Ash's "good" side)

Okay, it's been a while since I posted here, so I figured I may as well give it one last chance.

Are there any, I repeat, any hot chicks out there lookin' for a good time? And by 'hot', I mean normal. Like, not a hundred years old, or with tentacles or scales or from outer space or any of that shit.

Go on. Please. Humour me.

Dramadramaduck, I have come to understand that Vaan, Larsa and Penelo are connecting over this community? Perhaps it will aide me, as well, in not drifting away from them.

That being said... Larsa, I received your letter about coming to my coronation, and I thank you. Your presence is most appreciated, and I hope things have been going well for yourself and Basch in Archades, as well.

My apologies to the rest of you, it appears I've forgotten to introduce myself. I am Ashelia B'Nargin Dalmasca, Queen (unofficially, I suppose) of Dalmasca. Ashe, however, is preferred.

Yes.  This is much better.

How is everyone doing, dear dramadramaduck? As for myself, I feel fantastic.


((ooc: Loki has temporarily regained his true (adult) form for a week, thanks to Apollo's power.  For the curious, the thread leading up to this can be found here. ))