dramadramaduck | (no subject)

(no subject)

I've been redeployed to... interplanetary communications?
What the...?
I didn't even know we HAD an interplanetary comm center. Do we even KNOW anybody from outside the solar system apart from the SEED? This has gotta be a prank...
Oh well, I've got the keys now so I might as well use the damn thing...

Greetings. I'm Captain Fulyen Curtz, 177th attack squadron, anti-SEED division, AMF. I come in peace.

... I have no idea who I'm speaking to on the other end of this thing, so if it's a hot female CAST, how about a date? Here is a picture of me - http://www.psu-world.de/pics/spiel_info/psu_char_full_13_fulyen_curtz.png .

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Good luck, man. I've been tryin' to score on this place for months, and the best I ever got was some freaky chick who kept turnin' into a cat.

...they let Beasts use this thing?

Hey, who ya callin' a Beast, punk?

i wasn't calling you a Beast... although you sort of sound like one when you get angry.

Believe me, I ain't angry yet.

*sigh* don't tell me you know Megid...

No. Who the hell is Megid? I'm just sayin' that if I was really losin' my temper, you'd know about it.

That's not a good question to ask, I find. Someone might show you.

I can see you're just dying to tell me.

I don't need techniques, I've got a gun.

Yeah, 'cause that makes you better than anyone else.

never said it did... but it makes me a damn sight more effective than those flashy new techers. and they dare to call ME obsolete...

Got issues much?

Interplanetary communications? Sounds like some sort of anime show.

a what now?

An anime. Or maybe one of those sci-fi shows.

oh... entertainment.
i'm not allowed in the recording station after the incident with the journalist.

So you don't get any TV at all?

I don't have time for TV.

What do you do all day?

Kill SEED.

SEED?

The bastards invading our planet.

...Do you really have to kill them? Can't you talk it out?

do they even have ears and mouths?

I...wouldn't randomly proposition people on this community, sir. It's not really wise.

Ah well...
I never get to meet female CASTs...

...CASTs? I'm not familiar with the term...

Androids with advanced AI. Like me.

You've an incorporated AI? That's fascinating!

Dont tell me your world has no CASTs...
How hasn't it burned down yet?

My world's not one of the technologically advanced ones, I'm afraid. We don't seem to be at too great a disadvantage.

who keeps your humans from making stupid mistakes?

We do? Or we simply deal with them when we make them--and believe me, we have made some stupid mistakes.

as long as you don't break anything you can't fix...

We haven't so far. It was touch-and-go in Europe for a couple of years, but they've managed to recover. We get along.

Oh god, ANOTHER person desperate for a date! *facepalm* Is that picture really you? Hah, you look like something from a failed mecha show!
-Saku

FAILED? We standard issue models happen to be the most robust CASTs available.

Whatever you say, Mr. Gundam Reject~ <3
-Saku

what's a gundam? Is it a gun?

No, you idiot! It was kind of giant robot in these old cartoons.
-Saku

oh... like a Grinne Bete S.
They're OK as long as you're not trying to fight in a narrow space.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only