This shouldn't be possible, he said I couldn't be turned, and if I could it should have happened last year, when...

I was staying away from here because of the murders (what's happened with that?), but...this might be the only place I can ask...

...Vampires?

...Where...where can you get blood without hurting someone? Using raw meat isn't enough...

Kekeke, it seems that I've been way to lax with you people- letting you all call me Rufus as if I'm someone you're familiar with. Lets get one thing straight, I have more money than God and I have a task force to reinforce that- so you all will be calling me President ShinRa from now on. Anyone who thinks that they can call me by my first name is sorely misinformed.

Scarlet, my dear, dear, woman- what do you say when we restart the new Neo-Midgar program? You'll be in charge of the new Mako cannons in production, I have a lovely woman and a former ex-general to kill- no one.

Tseng: Get your men to Edge, I want the WRO building raided, everything destroyed.

As for Zack and Cloud, I want them interrogated. When I say interrogated, you know exactly what I mean.

And get me that Ancient.

[ooc: Rufus' worst fear has come true! He is his dad, so expect a lot of KEKEKEKEKE, and HAHAHAH on his part.

Zack-mun can it be assumed that Zack was captured, I threw Cloud for lulz. and Aeris' Gigai was ordered destroyed (up to you guys if you want) Have fun with the trauma!]

As it is, there seems to be misunderstanding across the board as to where the issue stands of the recent murders that took place across the community. For the sake of clarification and convenience, please accept, until less circumstantial arrangements have been made and set in stone, this:


I) As of today, it stands that eight out of ten vicims have been restored to life, the exceptions being Schröedinger and M.


II) The UnSub has been confirmed and captured, and is currently imprisoned under my direction and supervision.


III) Yagami-kun and I will be working together to bring the case to a close with conclusive evidence. Miss Larxene has already offered her services as his assistant. Their collaboration will be invaluable; let's work well together. Other positions of volunteer support in odd jobs and assignments remain open. Inquire within.


IV) I have moved locations once more.


That is all.

Ramza is acting very strange. I wish to help him. Johnny and May offered to help, thank goodness. We'll be porting down to the ground soon.

Please, is anyone here have a worldhop? Can Ramza come to my world?...or do I have to go to his?

Alright, can't anyone tell me WHO this "Skellington" person is 
or this "red one, my powers rival his", eh? Anyone? Please.  


(("red one" equals Axel.. >.> thats all he has to go on))

This no funny.
where are face plugin go?
where clothes go?
CATS are bet Captain are did this.
can not go ahead...

*fzzzzzzzk*

QUEEN GARNET TIL ALEXANDROS XVII,


Will you marry me? ?

Sparkles added per request.

….what the hell happened? I….I thought I was him, and….fucking hell, I almost killed a dreamer. Who the fuck am I kidding? After all that, he’s probably better off…. If Matthew hadn’t shown up when he did….”What’ll Dream think”, indeed. Shit, how the hell could I have fucked up so badly?! 

….could I….stay on someone else’s world? For a little while? I just, I can’t be here right now....

(( Unfortunately for him, the strikes are really easy to hack. Okay, since the original plan I had for him kind of fell through, here’s the alternative virus cure! Matthew the Wonderbird to the rescue~! Because he’s the official voice of reason :D Dream is the absolute last person in the world Cori would ever want to disappoint, so bringing him up managed to help bring our little nightmare back to reality. And now he's running away until he sorts things out. Poor baby. )) 

Mlle. Edward, are you still up for revenge? I'm better now.

Hi, everyone. I think I came across this place by accident (I'm never clicking links in my e-mail again, I swear), but hey, might as well give it a try. My name is Anita Blake and I'm your friendly neighborhood Animator. If you don't know what that is... I suggest you crawl out of whatever rock you're living under. Basically, I raise the dead for a living.

I have seen you've got  problem with your dead not to mention some vampire pests supernatural problems. Feel free to contact me if you need help.

Oh, and if anyone has any interesting mugs they're wanting to get rid of, I'm in need. Thanks.