ext_229537 ([identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2007-10-29 11:06 am
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Kekeke, it seems that I've been way to lax with you people- letting you all call me Rufus as if I'm someone you're familiar with. Lets get one thing straight, I have more money than God and I have a task force to reinforce that- so you all will be calling me President ShinRa from now on. Anyone who thinks that they can call me by my first name is sorely misinformed.

Scarlet, my dear, dear, woman- what do you say when we restart the new Neo-Midgar program? You'll be in charge of the new Mako cannons in production, I have a lovely woman and a former ex-general to kill- no one.

Tseng: Get your men to Edge, I want the WRO building raided, everything destroyed.

As for Zack and Cloud, I want them interrogated. When I say interrogated, you know exactly what I mean.

And get me that Ancient.

[ooc: Rufus' worst fear has come true! He is his dad, so expect a lot of KEKEKEKEKE, and HAHAHAH on his part.

Zack-mun can it be assumed that Zack was captured, I threw Cloud for lulz. and Aeris' Gigai was ordered destroyed (up to you guys if you want) Have fun with the trauma!]
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[identity profile] lolcrayons.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
...

What kind of evil overlord cackles like that?

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with the cackle?

[identity profile] lolcrayons.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing, it just seems...not quite you.

[identity profile] lolcrayons.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that.

Did your hangover mess with your brain cells, too?

[identity profile] lolcrayons.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound like a geeze-

...Oh ho, I hope you can excuse me for a moment, Mr. ShinRa. I need to go look at an old painting down in the basement. Spare a couple minutes?

[identity profile] lolcrayons.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm back, I'm back.

Mr. ShinRa, have you ever seen a painting with blinking eyes?

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Only when there's someone behind them.

[identity profile] lolcrayons.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
But this one has absolutely nothing behind it, and yet it's blinking and breathing. And do you know what the painting is of?

[identity profile] lolcrayons.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
And how did the old man act? Before the knife-hole was put in his head.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
An incompetent moron slowly tarnishing the name of ShinRa.

[identity profile] lolcrayons.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ahh, I got it now. Right. Thanks. Have fun with that.

[identity profile] shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever you're doing RuFu it sounds dangerous and I'll be damned if I'm just going to stand around and let you pur Scarlet in any situation like that.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Your Scarlet? Last time I checked, I'm married to her.

[identity profile] shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I never said she was MY Scarlet that was a typo...a very craptastic one at that. And she said "Yes"? ...Damn chick's crazier than I thought.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought I already told you this.

[identity profile] shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya did, Just had to double check - I know what you're like...And right now I don't know what's worse the fact I'm finding out about this now or the fact she played me for a damned fool.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, she left you for the better man.

[identity profile] shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Psh, There are plenty of hot women who fall at my feet.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Being drunk doesn't count.

[identity profile] shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Linda loved me right from the start pal she wasn't drunk or drugged out of her mind for your freakin' information.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to ask again, was she drugged.

[identity profile] shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
No, She wasn't...and you're failin at trying to get me all riled up over her...

[identity profile] shotgunonmyback.livejournal.com 2007-10-29 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh "Hehehe" yourself!
the_zackman: (you've crossed my line)

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[personal profile] the_zackman 2007-10-29 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Actually, scratch that. Sounds good! Zack got word from random people in Edge that ShinRa was attacking Aeris and gets there just in time to find, I dunno, scorch marks and remnants of her clothing or something. Tseng can pick him up at his leisure after that.]]
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