OK, as you are probably all aware, Christmas is coming up. This means an increase in the demand for toys.

Let me tell you a story about toys. One day there was a company called Industrial Might and Logic that made toys. They had a big, big machine. The big, big machine worked day and night to produce toys for all the little boys and girls. What Industrial Might and Logic didn't know was that the machine was a magic machine and the toys came to life at night.

One day... NIGHT... day. Day. No, night... *shakes watch* AAAAARGH, WHY DOESN'T THIS BUILDING HAVE WINDOWS? One day a nice man came to work at the toy factory and was attacked by a doll wielding the axe from the fire escape. So he grabbed a random object and knocked the doll off the conveyor belt. The random object turned out to be a lemming which went berserk and bit his leg. So he tried to vaccuum it. Unfortunately what he thought was the switch to activate the vaccuum cleaner was actually the switch to reverse the conveyor belt and he fell off the conveyor belt into a man-eating plant! However, the plant already had a victim (the night-watchman) so the nice man ran away. Then he was sued because of the working conditions after being accidentally declared CEO due to an administrative error. And the machine lived happily ever after.

Shego... Would you like to be my elf?


((Shego mun what Frost is saying is that he wants to "Rwar rwar" with you, because you give him chills per say and "nip his nose". I'm NOT saying you have to agree but if you want we can attempt a Shego/Frost pairing? 
But keep in mind he'll still hit on other women and he can't REALLY love her... only LUST  and don't you all  just love how he only implies these things? XD))

I love it when a plan comes together, or so I thought....seriously what in the name of the almighty Zeus is this thing? I'm not sure myself - So where was I...? Oh yea I'm Autolycus, King of thieves and if you don't know what I do for a living you're either very unaware or very well lacking in the brain area. Yes, Joxer I'm talking about you.

By the way if any of you primates are plannin' on tussling with me I wouldn't bother I happen to be very good terms with Hercules and Xena...Infact if anything they're on good terms with me! Yes Siree, I'm one guy you don't want to mess with...And despite the recent rumours I have not changed my name to "Mr Stinky"...

I've been in this blasted castle for...oh, years now, and it's always been the same.  Wake up, stare out the window longly, hope desperately that the queen doesn't show up to remind me of how much a thorn in his side I am, prod at the books that I've already read through a handful of times...

That has changed of late, even if it's the most minute of things--someone has discovered this "abandoned" castle.  He's the first person I've seen outside of the queen and the attendants who make sure I'm not dead, but he only ever looks up at the tower. I can't communicate without gesturing like some sort of maniac, and I don't even know if he can see me...

I'm sure I'm thinking about this too much.

Does anybody know where I can get a brain? Being made of straw, I don't rightly have one.

Mother does not like me going into the woods. But I can protect myself as long as I have my sword and trusted steed.

Hello? Is this a fansite for Birds? If so- my Favorite Bird is a crow! Ikki-Kun! ♥ Ikki-Kun is my special crow who saved me from my well. But I guess this is more of a site for the love of ducks and drama? Oh! Forgive me, My name is Akito Wanijima. Pleased to meet you all. ^w^

Dude, what the fucking hell is going on and how are all of you to blame?

'Cause, seriously, I'd like to know.

Oh, no! This is just terrible! Completely and wholly terrible!

I was just on Aunty Em's farm, when all of a sudden, the house flew into the air in this massive tornado! Toto and I were just stunned at how quick it happened, and I saw a witch, and some flying monkeys, and in a blur my house landed!

Right ... on top of the Wicked Witch of the East! D:

The munchkins and everyone praised me as some sort of hero! I didn't want to kill the witch, honest! I didn't mean to! but they loved me for it, and I don't know why, killing is such a terrible thing to do!

I get the feeling i'm not in Kansas anymore ...

I need to get home! And so i'm off to see the Wizard! The Wizard of Oz! He can get me home, i'm certain!

 "You need to get out of the castle," he said. "Going on a hunt will be good for you," he said. "That forest over on the other side of the river is home to many creatures that would make such fine trophies."

Fine trophies my ass. Nothing out here but birds and small fluffy rodents.

....and the man back there in the tower. Alright, maybe this trip wasn't complete waste of my time, but....why is there a tower out here in the middle nowhere? Why is someone living in a tower in the middle of nowhere? I tried to talk to him, but I don't think he heard a word of it. And gesturing can only get you so far. The guy almost fell out the bloody window with all that enthusiasm.

There's no way in, either. No doors, and only that one window. Who in their right mind would build a tower with no entrance....