dramadramaduck | [The Fairy Tale Virus Starts Now!]

I am greatly disappointed in you all. None of you seem to know your place in the story, and that's a very dangerous thing, oh yes. People just sitting around and doing nothing, wandering about in a daze, whiling away the time doing frivolous activities like hosting parties! How do you expect the story to reach its conclusion when none of you seem to know what it is you're supposed to be doing?

Well, I think it's time Beiloune and I stepped in.

Belioune, would you be so kind as to do the honors and Classify these cretins? At midnight, beneath the full moon's light ... how delightfully ominous, wouldn't you say? I couldn't have planned this better myself!

Now that you all know your place within the story, things should go much smoother, won't they?

Aha! Yes! No longer are you people free to live your lives in such waste and obscurity; you are now characters in my story, under my control! And don't even think for one moment that you can change the endings I have in store for them, dear Fakir. Your powers are still immature compared to mine!

Now, dance for me, my little puppets! The world is your stage, and you shall act out the greatest narrative of all! Weave for me a tale full of tears and anguish, sorrow and pain. Perform for my entertainment and show me a grand opera of the most tragic proportions!

((OOC: Please pretend that it's midnight to all those who read this. It's also a lovely full moon out tonight, if anyone noticed~))

((OOC 2: I won't be able to get to responses right away, as I am still spending the holidays with family, but I'll be home late tonight. Feel free to chat among yourselves, if you like.))

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Yes, let us wait and see. I do so hope they'll be as entertaining as Fakir and his friends have been so far.

((Where are we in canon?))

((I'm about to have Mytho post that he's been imprisoned in that glass egg thingie by the Raven and is waiting for the final heart shard from Princess Tutu.))

Leave these people out of your games!

I'm afraid I can't do that, Fakir. These people need to be taught a lesson. They shall all become the people they were meant to be!

Besides, don't you have your own fairy tale to worry about, hm?

They already were the people they're meant to be!

All your stories will fail.

How little you truly understand about human nature. Characters cannot simply "quit" in the middle of the story, as many people are wont to do. These people would have lived out their lives in boring tedium, slaves to mediocrity, without any sort of meaning in their pathetic lives. And when they finally died, they would not be remembered by anyone! This way, I shall grant them immortality, by making their lives worth remembering!

Even if my other stories fail, you won't be able to change The Prince and the Raven. After all, those characters were born of my blood, and that means that I wield absolute control over them. Try as you might, you'll never be able to write a story about your precious Mytho because I have already written the story for him!

There is more meaning in one true life than in all your stories combined! People carry on, create great things, die and are remembered, not characters.

I repeat, all your stories will fail. Even if I cannot, Mytho will change your ending himself!

We shall see, my little nephew. What will you do with your Prince trapped, unable to fight because Princess Tutu cannot return the last heart shard, hm?

It seems that your new projects have distracted you from your "masterpiece."
Tutu is quite capable of doing that.

((Canon movement is go? Or not?))

What do you mean by that? My masterpiece is going along perfectly ... what? What's this? Princess Tutu has taken off the pendant? How is that possible?

She is more than you could ever know.

She is just a mere duck, that's all! Of course, she transcended her place within the story, but that doesn't change the fact that she is nothing more than an ugly little duck that I introduced into the story on a whim.

She has a better soul than you are capable of imagining.

What are you doing to the people here?

Nothing, Miss Strife. I have am merely helping them to reach the end of their respective stories, that's all. Just a little nudge in the right direction.

It certainly doesn't look that way to me. They're being forced into stories that aren't there's at all!

I beg to differ. I think they are quite well-suited to their new roles, don't you think?

No, not at all.

Just sit back and watch the show, my dear! I'm sure it'll be quite entertaining. After all, you can appreciate good theater, can't you?

[The Fairy Tale Virus Starts Now!]

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