I'm afraid I have to announce you have a criminal amongst you. He has been stealing from the Prince and giving his money to citizens who don't even bother to pay their taxes.

If you see him, please direct him to me.

( Here is a picture )

My brother Martin forbides me to journey to the forest of Carterhaugh, and swears up and down there is a terrible demon there who steals away the maidens of our township.

Everyone knows that the flowers of Carterhaugh are the best in the land, and I will have none but them for the holiday festivities.

Therefore, I am determined to disobey him and travel alone to the forest.

Long story short--can't focus enough to give detail--someone is bleeding to death on my bedroom floor because someone else I swear on my life that it was the queen felt the need to be a  vindictive bitch.  My knowledge of first aid is rather lacking, and....I've got a bit of emotional attachment here.  If anyone could find a way to help without there being a chance of me screwing up and accidentally killing him, I'd be rather glad.

((OOC:  This means you, Sunshine <.<  Should you wish to show up in the RL thread in my journal, now would be as good a time as ever to do so X3 ))

Once upon a time, there was a curious little internet community whose members thought it sport to meddle with the affairs of the realms and various worlds scattered about the great, big universe outside their own. Because every action provokes an equal and opposite reaction (or so they say), the funny little community was prone to all sorts of dreadful "viruses" which altered the hearts and minds of the members. They would lose themselves in a dream; an illusion concocted by the unpredictable nature of the multiverse. It was hard to tell when the dreams would end, but whenever they did, the members would oftentimes be left in a state of bewilderment, confusion, embarrassment, rage, and occasional sorrow. It was a cycle doomed to continue on and on, and for how long, nobody could say.

The end.

Now, my dears, have we learned anything from that?

Oh, my kingdom! Each day it falls closer to ruin, and each night, the princess waits by her lonely window in patient anticipation for the hero that will ride up to her castle, defeat the guards, slay the tyrant, and restore balance to the world! Trite she may be, but with hope in her heart, she continues to faithfully stand by and watch for her one true savior! But, alas...decay still seeps across the land without a valorous knight in sight to vanquish the spreading evil!

Is there not one gallant hero who will save a princess and her people from oblivion?

Has anyone seen Elena recently? Or Rude, or Tseng, or Rufus? The office is really kinda quiet right now...

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEehehehehehe!!!

The Wicked Witch is watching you all, little girl! No matter how many little friends you make, no matter where you go, you can't run! WE'LL HUNT YOU DOWN!

KEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!!

((OOC: Kouki now = Evil Flying Monkey. Conveniently, Digimon has a direct equivilant: Evilmon/Vilemon, whose lovely face will be gracing Kouki's posts in represenation of his role until the virus ends. Most everything that comes out of his mouth will be nonsensical, and no... he'll never live this down.))