ext_292471 ([identity profile] french-flair.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2007-11-27 01:25 am

Hello, dear friends.

I'm afraid I have to announce you have a criminal amongst you. He has been stealing from the Prince and giving his money to citizens who don't even bother to pay their taxes.

If you see him, please direct him to me.





He's dangerous and he has lots of strange half naked friends that want to touch you in naughty places. If you see him, call for an adult.

[identity profile] fanthe-flames.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to play your little parlour games.

Do you honestly think that wanted poster looks enough like me to guarantee my arrest?

[identity profile] fanthe-flames.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
My brother doesn't seem to think so.

By the way, nice... sense of the arts.

[identity profile] fanthe-flames.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

I should stop forgetting that you do not understand sarcasm.

When you're ready to distribute all your wealth to the peasants.

[identity profile] iliveforzabuza.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
How... creative Sheriff.

[identity profile] iliveforzabuza.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure. Perhaps you should try finding that man, since it has barely any resemblance to my brother.

[identity profile] iliveforzabuza.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
What's the matter Sheriff? Is it unbearable to hear that your failed doodle looks nothing like Robin?

[identity profile] the-rocks-sir.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps...if you squinted hard enough...it could look like you in that one costume you had...without the privates waving around, though...mind, I have been drinking all day...

((OOC: I can't tell you how hard I laughed when I saw this picture!))

[identity profile] fanthe-flames.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Then your judgment is very much impaired. It looks nothing like me at all.

[identity profile] the-rocks-sir.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, is that supposed to be you Robin? I thought it was the sheriff!

[identity profile] fanthe-flames.livejournal.com 2007-11-28 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
It very well could be. With the eyelashes and rouge, since everyone knows the Sheriff is a ponce. My apologies for getting annoyed over nothing.

[identity profile] the-rocks-sir.livejournal.com 2007-11-28 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
No need to apoligize, dear child, I wasn't clear enough.

It does look enough like the fop, though

[identity profile] assistant-god.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not believe that resembles any of my subjects, not even a criminal, my lord sheriff.

[identity profile] mediator-suze.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Really Sheriff, I find this highly unnecessary and extremly childish on your part.

[identity profile] helloooonurse02.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you forgot the tatoo and eye patch.

[identity profile] leaderman.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that... that Sasuke fellow? That boy with a pension for melodramatics? I had no idea his fetishes were so diverse, though I'm sure when you manage to locate him I could point him towards a couple of bars that may be to his liking.
sound_council: (irritated kabuto)

[personal profile] sound_council 2007-11-29 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
...

Well, atleast I now have more blackmail material.