So. Just decided to get my own LJ (for reasons I pointed out there; the lazy unwilling to go check don't get a retelling) and, after a bit of poking around, I find.... here.


Just... What in the HELL?? This place is like some...madhouse or something. And believe me, I know a nut factory when I see one...
Still, it's not boring. I could use a few laughs. (Hackable)

And a virus is going around?? If I get sick from you guys, I'm hunting all of you down.

Pft, whatever though. My systems should be sufficient enough to keep away ANY sort of virus. I haven't caught one yet, and I plan on it staying that way.

Just for your information; not all of you are pregnant. Males, especially - (no offense, really Maraich- you're kind of the exception to the biological and anatomical homonculus that I studied in med-school). You're all affected with what is called Mass Hysteria. Due to the reputation of the community and the viruses that happen here, your brain just thinks you're pregnant and thus the endocrine system is reacting. If you took a scan or an ultrasound, you'll find no fetus.

Now, if you really are pregnant, there are some precautions you can take. Don't drink, don't smoke. Take a lot of vitamins such as lactic acid and D-Complex as well as fish oil. Stay away from Fish itself though, due to high amounts of Mercury in the water. If you want a scan done, I'll be happy to schedule it - though, if you are male ... I probably should do it.

Dean, when I said I wanted to go to Disneyworld, that didn't mean I wanted you to wax poetic about how Ariel shouldn't be wearing the bikini top and that you're going to stage a protest.

Just so you know.

Can you believe this?! My sister says that Lord Sun Ce is better than my Lord Zhou Yu! I'll show her! How dare she say that! My Lord Zhou Yu is the best and I'm going to prove that to her by kicking her butt!

Why am I craving cinnamon buns so much right now?

[ooc: I couldn't resist but joining in the pregnancy event~]

Anyone care to give me a ride?

My Dad Do wants to see me.

Right, so maybe the Marauder's Map Mach II isn't perfected yet.... rather than showing me the lot of people in the castle... it's showed me the lot of people... erm... elsewhere.  Which is just wonderful, because I get to grace all of these simply gorgeous women with my prescence.  Hello! 

I most certainly will not be telling Prongsy-poo about my lovely little discovery, he'll steal it from me and use it as a means to express his utter and undying love to Evans again. And moony'll just want to study it, inform me that it's dangerous, and give me the literall puppy eyes until I fork it over. And Peter... well, Peter'll probably eat it, to be honest, the poor bloke. Frankly a good thing we took him under our marauding wing, or he'd be Lucius's little Gofer.

Er... rather than our little Gofer that is. But at least he's got some standing, the whole 'riding our coattails to fame' thing going for him. He's certainly not fit, or... very smart. Or intimidating, which is a good thing to be honest, he'd be a terrible Death Eater, at least we haven't got that to worry about.

Hey. Got a question for all you who were up in arms about the dying gods, a while back.

Any idea who I talk to if I wanna find out more about it?

EDIT; Hey Ares. (it's Ares, right? Okay, yeah) Got a favor to ask of ya.

Who in Salazar's name snuck a strange potion into my food?? Or what kind of strange spell am I under?

These past few mornings, I've been waking up very nauseous. I've been hungrier than usual. And the most bizzare part is, I feel like there's something alive inside me.

What is going on?!

So I've just recently found out that people have only had the virus for three days...and generally someone said 70% of it are men so I take it some women are affected to. So is anyone here 'really' pregnant? Obviously not a male.

... How do you tell your signifcant other that you got your male best friend pregnant? Thanks, Eros- really.

So, if I understand correctly:

There is a 'virus' causing people to think that they're with child, including men?

...this is just wrong...

I've got a request. Can anyone give me a world hop? To Kva-horse God guy? (Norse?)

I want him to meet Billy and I was going to play  this game I found!

what. is. this.

whoeevr is behind tihs i will make suer they are punished. god, turn me back this intsant.

[Just to let you know, Dionysus has turned Akabane into a cute little Pomeranian through the request of Euram. Barows, better start covering your balls up >D]

You know that feeling kind of like a hurricane or two has passed through your brain? I just can't seem to avoid that these past weeks.

Of course, that begs the question of why I'm logging on here when I should be trying to avoid more craziness. Just don't feel fit for sane company, I guess.

So how is it with all of you? Please just tell the truth.


...Giselle? How was your date?

((Strikeout very much not there.))

My litle sister Nessarose is having the same symptoms as everybody in the comm so I just want to say one thing:

BOQ IF THAT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU I'M GOING TO CHANGE YOU INTO A COCKROACH AND THEN I WILL SQUASH YOU, I SWEAR

Better get this over with, only because an anonymous benefactor showed me that not all mortals are stupid! Ergo, to earn my blessing not for themselves, but for one they care about and the fact that they are not going to send me to a mental institution because they have common sense.

I, Hades, The God of Death and the Underworld in sound body and mind (…not for long) hereby declare that Dante, the Son of the Dark Knight Sparda and the mortal woman, Eva, has my won my favor. I bestow upon him, the … sacred… copy of… Devil May Cry II for his journeys.

So on and so forth, free passage on the River Styx…etc… not dying painfully , what else am I missing? Oh well! I’ll see when the time comes.

Not all blessings apply, see Pantheon for details.


DO NOT GO TO EGYPT AND SAY YOU HAVE MY FAVOR. You’ll get horrible scones thrown at you. I don’t understand why Anubis hates my baking, he has the head of a jackal.

ARES. WHERE IS MY DAMN DOG!