2008-05-25

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Darling~ I’m coming home- I trust you’re going to be there Dark Mousy, and no one else. In case you’ve forgotten, you’re mine and only mine. I’d hate to make that point clear to anyone else, and I do want to leave a huge emphasis on it.

When I’m done disciplining you, Gaia is going to wish it never crossed Rufus ShinRa and the ShinRa Company. Luckily for you, my love, you’re my top priority, Dark~

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Useless fucks. What good is a internet blogging community anyway? Like anyone gives a shit about what you think.

Grow up.

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Let me point out one thing to you all. Humans? Yeah, you’re all fucking stupid. Sheesh, I can’t believe the Dark Knight fucking defended you all. Then again, if you all weren’t such retards I wouldn’t exist! Great job, Arkham—really, pity if had become a demon, Master Mundus would have crushed you. Jesus, that was a laughing stock.

Which leads me here; I don’t know why one person wants to control the demon and the human world. It’s actually pretty fucking ridiculous, believe me, my old Master was all too brilliant to try and use family against him. However, trying to kill the Sons of Sparda are like killing cockroaches, seriously. Dante is too fucking stupid to die and Vergil—sorry, not Vergil, Nelo Angelo--is just a fucking cockroach. I’m going to the right thing, Nelo, your brother is currently at Devil May Cry, have at him, like hell I’m going to help the son of a traitor protect humans. I’ll just let you two finish each other off, and I’ll kill which ever one is left standing. Simple.

Now, if you morons are done complaining--or you can just shut up, going to unleash hell on Earth now. Bye!
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[Voice Post]

[Laughing can be heard in the background] "It feels so...good to be liberated from those annoying limiters...I feel truly free now. I just hope that I don't end up getting bored...you won't like what happens when I get bored. Besides...I'm sure that there must be something more fun than trying to beat up those insufferable fools I traveled with."
((Have a Youkai!Hakkai. Because of the Alignment Virus, his limiters went to crap and don't work now. :|))

Help?

What's going on?

I'm suddenly overwhelmed with the feeling of regret. These abilities I have... Were they all obtained through sheer selfishness? Just yesterday, what I was doing felt so right but something knocked some sense into me. Perhaps it was... yes. Perhaps his punishment was fitting. Twenty-four hours certainly can't make up for the fifty-three years of my existence.

I should just... die. Nothing I can do can make up for what I did. Forgiveness is no longer an option and those who serve under me... they only do it out of fear. My partner pushes himself through constant bullying and danger, for what? To protect, me?

No need to throw out random insults... I know what I've done, and I know that I deserve everything I get.

Jiraiya... Tsunade... I'm so sorry I betrayed you.

((OOC: I had to post 8D))

Hi there. >)

Hello there, lovely community of ddd! I would like to say hi to each and every one of you! <3

Since it appears I found out how to communicate on the internet in other forms than on 'The World'--as usual, from the way I see it this place seems to always reek of complete and utter stupidity.  Of course,  I expect nothing less than from a community generated by a couple of useless human beings. -snort-

I, however, find it amusing to see all of these hissy fits all of you people seem to be throwing--which is over nothing. In short, I find myself surrounded by obnoxious idiots who I observe in my time to be quite hilarious when I have no other pressing matters at hand.

WAIIIIII =}

HAY GUYS!!!!!!

I am feeling 100% better!  IT'S AMAZING.

You know, I was kinda' worried before but now I am just SWELL.   No seriously.  Baki-sama, I FORGIVE YOU FOR KILLING ME.  Everything is oki-doki.  In fact, I have something to admit... my feelings for you... have... I don't know.  I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

Oh my!  I said it!!!  I SAAAAIIIID IT.  WOWEE.

Yugao, I love you too.  I love everyone.  ThisissoexcitingIhaveneverfeltsogreatinmylife.  I'm no longer interested in my occupation as Examiner Shinobi.  I have much more productive interests.  I'm offering my body to ANYONE WHO WANTS IT.  This includes all my past enemies.  IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO!  I JUST WANT TO FEEL THE <i>LOVE</i>. 

I think love was the cure for my illness!

I'm also thinking of opening an animal reserve in the Village of the Sound.  I mean, I understand it doesn't have a good reputation BUT MAYBE THEY AREN'T SO BAD.  An animal reservation could inspire them!  Also, to the Akatsuki: WHERE IS YOUR LAIR???  I was on YOUTUBE, and I saw this great show called EXTREME MAKEOVER: HOME EDITION.  I'm thinking maybe I could do that for you guys.  Maybe we could pal up then.  I have some pretty cool moves you might be able to use.  OOOOH MAYBE I COULD BE A SPY?  I know a LOT about the Konoha.

K.  SEEYA LATER!!!  CIAO!

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If...if anyone needs me, you can reach me by my electronic mail thingy.

I...I won't be around for a while.

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We all are on a road to damnation...we must repent. This internet is far too...sexual and we're getting greedy!

This isn't good...our future isn't going to get any better if we're acting like this!

Hm~

Well, well, well... Hello, there, DramaDramaDuck! I wonder what sort of interesting things we're expecting today~

*rising evil laughter; in the background, a voice vaguely recognizable as a very worried Daxter asks, "Jak? What's going on?*

*laughter abruptly shifts to what might, for Jak, be more normal tones* Oh, nothing, Dax. Just something funny.

((OOC: Evil!Jak, who's probably going to end up acting like something approaching a Bond villain once he gets that laugh under control.))
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Hello, DramaDramaDuck!

This is your... *checks clock* ten-fifteen wakeup call!

I see we've had another virus! That's good, things were starting to get boring. So, how is everyone? Enjoying yourselves, I hope~

I can just feel the love around here. Only not literally. Thankfully. I'd like to keep my breakfast down, thankyouverymuch.

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Scott, I just wanted to say, amigo.

That I'm sorry for having a horrible 4 century grudge on you.

Well, not really you... More who you are.

Also, you upstaging you last Christmas and slaver laboring the elves in the North Pole and taking your job.

Ahhh – chooooo [Sniff]

And sabotaging all the equipment as well and making more family problems with your In - Laws...

Forgive me?

So, why don’t we go out and get some ice cream, eh?

Bernard can come as well and we can all be friends!

Ahhh chooooo

That is as soon as you come to terms with who you are and who I be. [Hackable][Sniff]

And no I’m not sick. It’s allegies.

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Christ, what the hell has gotten into everybody? Do all of you honestly feel the need to pour your hearts and souls out in a public forum where, in the past, it's been demonstrated several times that people could care less about your private lives? I'm not concerned over how much you love your boyfriend or girlfriend or what you had for breakfast or if you suddenly, inexplicably have the urge to apologize to someone nobody's ever heard of.

Shut up and use your personal journals. They're there for a reason.

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Hallo everyone!! How've you been? :D

I know it's been a while since I've really spoken to anyone, and I want to apologize from the bottom of my heart. I'll make sure to try and communicate with all you lovelies more, ok? Ok!

On that note, I'm gonna be a father!

Ain't that so cool? :D

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Good morning to all you fine gentlemen and lovely ladies. I feel I must confess to something. I am a bad, selfish man, I con people for a living but I hope none of you have fallen victim to me. And the way I treat people in order to push them away because I hate myself for growing up into the same type of man who destroyed my childhood, just terrible.

As a token of my humble apologies to the way that I may have treated you, feel free to grab a worldhopper and come claim your choice of items from my stash.

These items include....

Beer 
Batteries 
Medicine
Flashlight
Sunscreen
Shaving cream
Insect Repellent
Brezza cigarettes
Various magazines
MacCutcheon Scotch whisky

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....

You know what? Screw it all. I'm sick and tired of this, and I'm done.

From here on out, I'm done being a ninja. It's too stressful and it doesn't even allow me to do the things I really  want to do. Like getting a boyfriend, for example.

So from today on, I'm going to live out my life like a normal girl. Lee, Neji, perhaps I'll see you guys around sometimes. Who knows; maybe we could even go on some sort of date, hmm~?
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♔ 003

I know I haven't been here very long, but it seems that I've already gotten on the bad side of several people already, and given others a false impression of myself. Therefore:

Ty Lee- I'm sure both your boyfriend and your new friend are charming people- I would love to meet them, but I certainly don't have to. I know that no one you would like could ever be a bad person!

Lady Eboshi- I'm afraid I'm going to have to back out of our little... arrangement. I have no use for war or weaponry.

I am still in need of transport to the delightful village of Devil May Cry, however- it's possible that I arranged a death match with someone there, and I would just like the opportunity to sit down with them and talk it out.

Oh, and Zuko- you and Mai can use my bed whenever you want. <3

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I'm just out for a bit and that stupid place become even more random. Geez. All you can' t just stop of being such a morons?

[sounds can be heard in the background and a girly scream]

Not again! Damn animals! I'm going to kill them all I swear. They're still trying to untie Edward from the bed.

(OOC: Still on italy my dears, but I wanted to post some of evil Nancy for the alignment virus. Basically, she's tired of waiting for her wedding night >D Poor Edward..she's going to rape him or something ^^')

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You know? I think I've come to a new conclusion about the human race.

Most of you guys are pretty cool. You can be funny, and some of you are just downright hot. I wouldn't mind taking some of you on a tour of my bedroom, if you know what I mean ♥

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Left hand for the Akuma, right for humanity? What kind of shitty line is that? People need to clean up their own mess. I'm not some goddamn Messiah that has time to run around saving idiots from their own ignorance. Screw the Order and the war, I'm going to make a fortune at a poker hall and get a boat ticket to America.

Back to the Beginning

I really don't know how to begin this, but I'd like to apologize to the people here about my behavior when I first signed on.  I don't mean to be so rude, but I was so bitter and disillusioned.  However, I've found myself and my purpose again!  So, I'd like to say I'm sorry to anyone I was rude to.

Also, if any of you are planning to hurt anyone or take over the world, I will stop you.  I can't just sit there and watch such things.

[Blocked to Rin]
Tohsaka, if you're reading this, I need to talk to you.  I need to apologize to you about what happened the night we restablished my contract.  Personal problems or not, I shouldn't have taken advantage of you like that.  I'm older than you not to mention I've kept secrets from you . . .

I just don't want to lose you again.

I knew she was no good from the start. :/

This can't be allowed to go on. I admit, I've thought the same things sometimes; yeah, a lot of humans are stupid and corrupt, but that's not an excuse to wipe them out. Just plain wanting to kill stuff is even less of an excuse. Save that for the Heartless. At least destroying them frees the hearts they trapped.

We need to fight. Who's with me?


Oh, and Marluxia-mine, can we talk?


((she's so very virused. XD))

I feel refreshed and awakened~

  I don't feel tired today!

Isn't that the most wonderful feeling in the whole entire world~ Hurray for life! I'm sorry Kiba for calling you a dog that drinks out of the toilet behind your back! I guess I'll admit to you I've sometimes pretended that I'm a fairy~ And I hope we can make alliances with all the villages because I'm sick of war.  I just want to live the rest of my days as a man! Let's live life cheerfully!

Come on everybody! Group hug~

Insanity will infect everyone~

Screw the world and it's god damn people.

Infact, screw God- Satan himself does a better job of protecting the humans of Shibusen and of the other worlds. Hey everyone! You'll be free to the soul if you join the Kishin side! Everyone is going to be infected by insanity, and we're all going to go to Hell. God isn't going to protect us, nor is he going to save your soul! The world, ptfh. It cannot help itself.  I'm glad I cannot hear your voice now God.

It's too late, everyone has sinned and therefor this world will go to hell, don't worry Satan will take better care of us there. How do I know? He told me so.

[[ooc: Justin's first encounter with a virus, and he turns against God. ]]

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I've fucking had it. So fucking had. I'm through with all this bullshit.

You're all tired of war and manipulation and opression and shit? Well, fucking guess what? I am too.

That's why I'm taking over. I've got the stones, both kinds, to do so and I actually know what the fuck I'm doing! Anyone don't like it? Too fucking bad.

All your base are belong to me, bitches. 
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I must apologise; I have been a member of this community for almost six months now and yet I do not really know anyone here. I will try to make an effort to post more, so I can make new friends.


[[If someone decides they want to be bff with Setsuna that would be hilarious...especially because once the virus wears off he will be so :| about it XDD]]

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I never thought I would actually say this but, life is good~ I feel... so much happier and I actually want to talk and get to know others. I have never felt so outgoing, so cheerful, not even when travelling with my old friends all those years ago. I think it's about time I started over, made new friends and started to enjoy life again. I have a beautiful son, a loving girlfriend and friends I can rely on. It's time I stopped feeling sorry for myself and struggling through relentless punishment for my sins. Now is the time to move on.

I forgive everyone that has done wrong by me and I'm sorry if I have stepped out of line as well. Yuan, I know you haven't wanted to talk to me for a long time now, but if you ever need a friend I just want to let you know that I'm always here for you. And if you don't want anything to do with me then, well, that is fine too. Just look after yourself and be happy. It's what you deserve, and I mean that.

To the community as a whole, thank you for providing me with a source of entertainment and a place to vent all of those unwanted negative feelings since I first joined. I really do appreciate it, and now I would love to take this opportunity to get to know you all better.

I really do love this place more than I thought.



(OOC: Yes, Kratos is actually developing a cheerful personality and trying to get to grips with how it feels after being angsty for so long. XD)

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 Oh? Oh, my. It seems somethings happened to this fair community!

Well, no one worry at all! I'll teach you all how to get through this!
((OOC: not affected. is faking it))

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You know what? You... fleshbits... are annoying as hell, you know that? Being able to go where you want and live how you want, without your life always being in mortal danger. And you kick around us Net Navis like we're your personal slaves. "Megaman transfer this data for me." "Megaman, kill those viruses." "Megaman, you're going to Netbattle!"

YEAH WELL I'VE HAD ENOUGH. And I've gotta say something.

I know I'm the only Navi here right now, but I know others on this community feel the exact same way! Humans and other blood buckets always touting around their great abilities, ordering around anyone considered lesser than them. It makes me SICK, and very glad I don't live in the human world, despite all the viruses in my computer one. 'Cause I'd really hate to be stuck alongside sweaty meatbags like you.


((OOC: Bwahaha, back from hiatus. Some of my other pups will join in later but for now, just Mega, because I can just grab Dark Rock icons from the manga. XD ))

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... I didn't know it was possible to only be partly affected by a virus.

From what I just saw, it's a virus, I think. There's not much other explanation. My personality seems to be the same (or as far as I can tell it is), and I know that what's happening isn't normal, but all of a sudden, I feel like wearing dresses and such. And I almost asked Dad if he'd take me on a shopping spree just now.

... I put the wig on too. This is ridiculous, I can't walk in high heels.

ffffh

my head feels as if emerald weapon is trying to dance on my occipital bone, and failing badly

ngh

congratulations to the newlyweds whose revel i infiltratedwandered in upon

i apologize profusely if i damaged/incinerated/bisected anything in a fit of inebriated abandon, and offer my services in repairing/replacing anything that fell victim to such a fate

the cake was very good

and not a lie

i must remember not to trust just anything/anyone whom i happen run into online

this one was madder than professor hojo and for some peculiar reason had a fixation with rhubarb

...either way



...does anyone have any painkillers to speak of?

[[lol weiss r cheep durnk. XD]]

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I know how to get my fortune now! Not the way my sisters will. They aren't the eldest, they can get away with it.

But me? I've found a clever way to get my fortune and fame. I can kill people who go into the shop by stabbing them to death with hatpins! Er. In the throat. Why not? I'm not a witch so I can't get fame like the Witch of the Waste or Wizard Howl.

It would be so delightful~

I think I hear a customer!

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 < Ever since the moment that I discovered my powers, I have hoped I would use that to be a real-life hero, and now I can safely say....

Screw that.

Forget saving the world, forget playing hero to humanity. I am going to become a supervillain who will make Magneto, Dr Doom, Lex Luthor or Kuja look like amateurs. 

Who's with me? If anyone wants to join in on the fun of conquering the Earth. >

(( < > - translated from the Japanese))

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I'd like to apologise to anyone who I may have spoken coldly to or treated badly, this includes my fellow Tamers. And this includes a very big apology to my partner Renamon for treating her like dirt, like an object that has no feelings when she actually does.

I was just putting up emotional barriers as I didn't want get close to anyone ever since my dad left us.

So, ummm, does anyone else want to talk? I'm willing to offer a friendly ear.

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I've never felt so... assured of anything in my life. And I have lived many, many lives. What I've come to realize is that every last one of you is far more pathetic than even I could have dreamed. You're lives are not worth troubling yourselves over. I can't believe I didn't come to this conclusion sooner.

Each and every one of you would make a perfect host.

I think I should call this community to the attention of the Seekers. It would not take long to deal with pathetic creatures like yourselves. Bodies are easy to control. Even Melanie is finding she has no say in anything anymore.

I hope you enjoy what's left of your freedom. Soon, you shall be serving a much... greater good.

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You know what? I'm tired of catching Pokemon the 'right way'.

I'm going to join up with Team Rocket they seem to know what they're doing.

Brock, Misty. Don't even think about stopping me. My mind's made up.
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Oh, I can't wait to get into this castle in Kazas. I've been itching to spill some blood~

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It seems my previous attempts at talking with this community have ended up with me being quite rude. First and foremost I would like to apologize to those of you I may have offended. Secondly, I would like to reconcile and get to know all of you. If you could please introduce yourself, I would appreciate it.

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Hello? This is Mai and I've got a request.

Azzy (Azula) and I don't know where Ty Lee is at the moment. D: And when she's like this, it's not very healthy for her.

If anyone has any information or knows where she can be, tell me or Azzy, alright? That would be really sweet of you. <3

[locked from Ramza]

Also. We think that her very nasty boyfriend Ramza might have proposed marriage. If you know where she is, please make sure that she stays away from him. As her friends, we are really worried that she might have chosen someone who's not right for a healthy relationship.

((Ty Lee's just meditating somewhere on the word of the "Sun Spirit". :|
ETA: But feel free, you evil virused folks, to take credit and say you have her or whatever.))

Huh?

Why squishies acting funny? Some acting mean and scary...

((ooc: Grim isn't affected since he is still a sparkling.))

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Erm...what is going on? Why are people acting so weird? Can, can I fix it? It needs to be fixed. It needs to be fixed reeeeeally bad.
I'M SCARED.

((All strikes hackable since the elephant can't work computers that well.))

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Hey everyone,

I haven't been around for quite some time and I'm sorry, but Sue and I embarked on an important adventure. We ventured all the way into the Sult Ruins! ..and after Mom found out she grounded me. But I'm back now, and I'm sure Sue'll be here in no time as well :D

It seems a lot of new members have joined (Gantz hasn't shown up while I was gone, has he?), so I guess I should re-introduce myself?

The name's Justin, Adventurer extraordinaire. Nice to meet you all!



((Pre!canon until we get more Grandia peeps ♥
~Z.))

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Good lord, I dissapear to go finish up some details of a mission and I come back to this? And not only this, but a giddy older brother?  Ukon! Hello, Sakon to Ukon. Why the hell do you want to make alliances with all the other villages when you can barely get a long with our team mates? What has gotten into you? This is NOT the brother I want for a brother. Keep up this gay-happy shit and you're sleeping in the hallway. I don't want to share a room with someone who wants to tell the world he loves happy little rainbows and unicorns.  Seriously, all this talk of group hugs is making me want to vomit.

And to the rest of you, I...I can't say anything.

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What's everybody complaining for?  Get over yourselves.

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...God, I'm bored. Tell me something interesting... if there's anything even remotely noteworthy about your pathetic little lives.

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What's going on here? Was it because of me? Did I do something wrong? Hikaru won't even let me stay in the same room with him, he's saying that I'm freaking him out. I'm not trying to, really I'm not. D: Am I acting weird? Wait, am I freaking you out? I'm so sorry! I don't know what's happening to me. I just woke up this morning and everyone's been looking at me like I have two heads. They don't usually stare at me this much. Or maybe they do? Oh god, why didn't I notice this sooner?!

I bet it was something I did. Why do I always have to go screwing things up like this? I don't want everyone to hate me. Ever since I got this journal, people have been so mean to me. I didn't mean to upset everyone. I just want everyone to be friends. Why is that so hard? I bet that all the bad karma I've been piling up over the years all manifested itself into this virus, and now suddenly everyone's out to get me.

I didn't mean to. I'm so sorry. I don't even know how to fix it...
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I'm getting such a headache now... Just got my memories back and now all of this...


I would just like to apologize to everyone who has spoken with me over the past week. I wasn't myself. I lost... all memory of this place and it sort of left me confused. But my memories are back now and I'm back to normal! Thanks to everyone for all your help!

Luke, thanks so much for your support as well. It means a lot, even if I didn't realize it at the time.

[Locked to Yuan]
I still remember everything that happened this past week... Thank you. Very much, Yuan. I still want to paint you something. I'd appreciate it if you gave me a clue as to what you want, otherwise I feel like I'm taking a shot in the dark.
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If one of you heathens wouldn't mind giving me some assistance, I want to worldhop to the world that has Devil May Cry, it seems that there are beings there that also wouldn't mind making chaos. I promise I won't bite if you do this for me.

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I have decided to open the doors of the Valentine Manor to host a grand ball. Food and drink will be provided, though I do ask that you arrange for worldhops, as I am, unfortunately, unable to provide such a service.

For those worldhoppers, here is a picture of my home.

Please do attend if it isn't too great a burden upon yourselves.

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I need a worldhopper to immediately take me to London, England. The one where "Hellsing" is. There's a woman who's trapped and being attacked by monsters. Once she's found, the worldhopper needs to bring both of us back to my world--I'm in New York, 1930, in a detective agency near Times Square.
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. . .

Honestly, I come back from the Scarlet System - lovely place, by the way, when the local intergalactic criminals don't decide you're the next one on their hitlist - very.... well, very, um, scarlet. But yeah, anyway, I come back from the Scarlet System, glance at the browser for a second and it seems you lot have got hit by yet another virus, I mean, what gives?!

Seems to be the same one that was here last year as well, judging from the way that most of you seem to be acting incredibly murderous, incredibly happy, or incredibly unreasonable. Well, more unreasonable than usual, that is. Oh, this is gonna end up being horrendous...