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When I’m done disciplining you, Gaia is going to wish it never crossed Rufus ShinRa and the ShinRa Company. Luckily for you, my love, you’re my top priority, Dark~
Good morning to all you fine gentlemen and lovely ladies. I feel I must confess to something. I am a bad, selfish man, I con people for a living but I hope none of you have fallen victim to me. And the way I treat people in order to push them away because I hate myself for growing up into the same type of man who destroyed my childhood, just terrible.
As a token of my humble apologies to the way that I may have treated you, feel free to grab a worldhopper and come claim your choice of items from my stash.
These items include....
Beer
Batteries
Medicine
Flashlight
Sunscreen
Shaving cream
Insect Repellent
Brezza cigarettes
Various magazines
MacCutcheon Scotch whisky
< Ever since the moment that I discovered my powers, I have hoped I would use that to be a real-life hero, and now I can safely say....
Screw that.
Forget saving the world, forget playing hero to humanity. I am going to become a supervillain who will make Magneto, Dr Doom, Lex Luthor or Kuja look like amateurs.
Who's with me? If anyone wants to join in on the fun of conquering the Earth. >
(( < > - translated from the Japanese))
So, ummm, does anyone else want to talk? I'm willing to offer a friendly ear.
Good lord, I dissapear to go finish up some details of a mission and I come back to this? And not only this, but a giddy older brother? Ukon! Hello, Sakon to Ukon. Why the hell do you want to make alliances with all the other villages when you can barely get a long with our team mates? What has gotten into you? This is NOT the brother I want for a brother. Keep up this gay-happy shit and you're sleeping in the hallway. I don't want to share a room with someone who wants to tell the world he loves happy little rainbows and unicorns. Seriously, all this talk of group hugs is making me want to vomit.
And to the rest of you, I...I can't say anything.