That was a troubling two days. However, this is a wonderful addition to my coffee this morning:

Edward: RUFUS. STOP BEING EVIL
Rufus: No, sorry.
Edward: I DEMAND IT.
Edward: STOP BEING EVIL.
Rufus: Alright, let me think… no.
Edward: ...
Edward: >|
Edward: ... What the hell am I doing? I want to sleep.
Edward: I feel like sleeping, but not really either.

I think you should rest, Edward.

[ooc; he got unaffected two days early. GO TO BED, EDWARD.]

SON OF A BITCH. I didn't think that there'd still be one left after Dante had his fun...

...looks like those idiots are heading toward Fortuna. I'll get the citizens evacuated, but I'm gonna need some help taking down those two so they don't end up releasing Hell on Earth. Larxene, make sure you got transport, there's no worldhoppers here. Turns out they got some other guy helping them too, goes by the name of Cho Gonou.

DANTE. I HOPE YOU READ THIS AND GET YOUR SORRY ASS OVER HERE.

((DMC!Plot is a go, gang.))

....so. I ignore this place for a week, and come back to a very unsettling feeling of déjà vu.

Would anyone like to help my morbid curiosity?

She lied... she wants to leave me as well...

Perhaps he was right... They keep running away from me whenever I draw near... Will they always run away from me...?

Mother... Don't you abandon me as well... Why must I always be left alone...? I have done everything you asked of me...

Do you need more blood...? More pain, more destruction, more agony... I will do whatever it takes to satisfy your thirst...

The crimson tears will mingle with the endless sand, feeding the chaos within me...

Great fucking Arceus, you guys.

Don't agitate Beedrill nests.

Fucking idiots.

If there are any worldhoppers available, I need someone to bring me to Venice, Italy, on the planet Earth, as I've agreed to pick up someone and bring them home.

I have the necessary funds if payment is necessary. I need to be transported as soon as possible, though; I don't know how long I can be gone before someone notices.

Missed getting my hands on another one!

[Locked to Mewtwo]
Dude, I couldn't figure out decent payment so I made you the program for free. I'll e-mail it to you once this virus dies down.

[OOC: And Mewtwo's entries/journal can be successfully locked at Mewtwo-mun's discretion]

Everyone, I have had an epiphany I wish to share with you all. It is in fact quite simple: Do whatever you feel like! If you want to take over the world, go ahead! Take over the world! Just realize that everybody's going to think you're an idiot for trying to do so.

The same applies to heroics. Do you want to save the world? If you answered yes, then save the world, knowing full well that you're making yourself a target for everyone that wants to cause trouble in some way! If you just want to have fun? Go ahead! Nothing's stopping you except yourself, as long as you realize that skipping out on things you said you would do is going to cause people to not trust you any more!

This is the crux of the philosophy, I think. Analyze the consequences of your actions, and do what you feel is best for you! Don't make decisions for other people, make decisions for yourself! Forget about other people, what should matter most to you is you!

Hey! Hey, guys. Guys! Any of you know someone named Kaye? Because guess what?

DING DONG, THE BITCH IS DEAD!

Yeah, you read that right. So sorry to anyone who did know her, but oh well. Whatever. People die everyday, everyone knows that. And I can't say she didn't have it coming either. Hahahaha~ in fact, it's about time she got what she deserved!

Just out of curiosity: how is everyone feeling?

Hehe~~~~

i haevent beeen this drunK in a looooooooooong tiem~

i forgots how muched i drank... it wsa sooooo gooood thuogh.

I wanna say... i loeve life... i loave yuo ppl... hell, i evVen loev you, yaun, though you can b e a jrek/..

heha... i neeed moer wine i tink...

carap... kaRatos... i think i berok the keybord... that or i''m really durnk.... prabably the ladder...

For the past couple of days, I've seen countless people complaining about how everyone has suddenly become stupid, or annoying, or just plain bizarre. I myself have noticed a bit of odd behavior in others, but for the most part, I haven't found cause for alarm. The way I see it, we need to learn to live with each other's faults- to enjoy them, even! We are, after all, stuck here in this place together- so why not make the most of it? We should leave behind all our petty disagreements, and learn to love one another fully and completely!

Of course, I'm not saying that my idea is necessarily the best one- I'm sure many of you could come up with much better courses of action than I ever could, but I'm just working to the best of my abilities here. If anyone else can think of a better way to restore peace, balance, and harmony to the community, I'll be more than happy to listen. But for now, I have just one simple plea:

Why can't we all just get along?