Anyone know a good place for skimpy lingerie?
There seems to be a scarcity in this wardrobe~
I'll fix it while I'm here~

I beg your pardon, for it seems that I have obtained something that is not quite ... of the norm around these areas. There is light where there should not be, and things asking about "whose body is this" and giving me this option to start finding people. So, I select "woman" seeking "male" and ... I get quite lewd things that I would only see outlaws do.

However, I do beg the question; I did find this on my doorstep early this morn. Have any of you seen the outlaw Robin Hood or Sir Guy of Gisborne? Seems like something they would do. I would hate for this to be the property of anyone who treasures this more than I. Or a gift that I cannot possibly accept.

If you have seen them, could please inform them that Marian has something of interest to them.

Hm? How am I supposed to make this thing work? I'm not really good with computers, although I do like to think I'm better than my silly big brother.

...

Oh! So I type whatever I want in this box, and then I click the 'post' button. Simple enough.

Hi everybody! I'm Kari, and I'm a Digidestined. It's funny, because I never would have thought someone would trust me enough with such a large responsibility. Gatomon and I try, though. You should have seen her fight against LadyDevimon! I don't think I've ever seen Gatomon so angry before.

I've heard Izzy mention something about "DramaDramaDuck" a few times, but the name is so silly I wasn't sure what he was talking about. Are you guys Digidestined too?

Oh, and if you've seen a girl named Mimi around here, please let me know. Our group was split up recently and we just found each other again, but she's still missing. I hope she's okay... it would be awful if anything bad happened to her...

Are there any blue collar workers here with a certificate of completion in air conditioner repair? Must be able to read Italian and finish air conditioning repair within twenty minutes. This is ridiculous- it's as if someone is just wanting me to get upset.

Me Grimlock find Youtube thingy. Me share now.

( Cut not ic )

Where are you, duckies? I don't see yoooooooooooooooooooooou!

HI DUCKIES! I'M LIBERTY BELL!

I still do not see the point in this- thing. Yes it glows, has buttons and makes annoying sounds. But I don't get why both Kame-chan and long ears enjoy fiddling with these things so. I find Michelangelo's comics more entertaining, considerably less noisy. They never try to sell me things and flick across the 'screen' as Leonardo calls it. I do not want to enlarge anything, stop asking.

The comics also don't make funny sounds when I do this-

[Mic clicks on, button hitting can be heard along with annoyed cursing] Damned thing, how do I make it stop beeping at me? [Button smash, angry grunt before it finally clicks off]

See? More trouble than its actually worth. Feh. I should pay Michelangelo a visit and borrow some of his comics again. Much better than this beeping contraption.

And don't you dare laugh longears, at least I figured out how to turn it on my own. Leonardo had to help you with figuring out how to turn it on.

Well, well, so this is where the good folk of Midgar (and presumably, countless other places) are at?

Drama Drama Duck.

Tell me again, what the attraction is of such a....place? Must all interaction take place over a computer these days?


"Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
We seek it thus, and take it to the sky
Ripples form on the water’s surface
The wandering soul knows no rest."

LOVELESS. Act I

I sense something dark on this community of late....

So, in your opinion, how many brushes with death would you say one has to experience before they get it through their heads that they just might be doing something wrong?