Well...I'm heading off to the Indian Jungle and I've been researching this god Mara. Seems the guy was a 'giving' God that offered anyone who patronized his temple one of three things. Course if you didn't follow the temple rules you'd go from the Gate of Destiny, to the Gate of Doom.

So fellow community members; if youcould visit the Temple of the Forbidden Eye, which chamber who you visit? Eternal Youth, Earthly Riches or Vision of the Future.

The things people can come up with...

One of the turrets from the facility found me. Not sure how; it was shooting up the lab when I found it.

IT WAS SELF DEFENSE. YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING.

... Anyway, I've decided to let it browse here, in hopes that it can understand why I communicate here. Even though I don't understand it myself.

DUCKS. FOOD. TARGET PRACTICE. LOTS OF PORNOGRAPHY. OH, NICE ASS ON THAT ONE.

I do believe it may be malfunctioning a bit.

((So, one of the turrets has arrived! Text from it is in caps/different font. It acts like the the turrets from this video. Enjoy!))

Ah, Dramadramaduck? Yes. Azzy and Sawyer are my friends. They're really nice friends and all, but they get really grumpy really easily. They get REALLY grumpy and grouchy and mean. We've had some fun things like when Azzy came to the mall with me and we got nachos but then she got really mad and left. I don't know why she left. Sawyer and I were going to party on the island and we partied for a bit but then he called this guy to take me home. Ooh, the worldhop home was REALLY fun! I've only worldhopped once before, so it was really fun! So, so can I have some friends who aren't grumpy and will be nice to me and not be mean? Pleeeease?

 Does anyone know where I can find someone to build a nursery? And hopefully not too expensive.