I know that I have perhaps not gone out of my way to make friends in this community, but I would ask a favour nonetheless.  Is there anybody here willing to hide me?  I... have good reason to fear for my life- from the man you know as the Master, or Harold Saxon. 

Perhaps you know, but we were once married.  That ended when I killed him.  Unsurprisingly, we have not precisely got on well since I discovered him to be alive here, but now... I don't know what he plans on doing to me; I don't think he wants to kill me; there are much worse things than that he could do.  He has such depths of cruelty, I-

Please.  I know enough of you are enemies of his that you might extend that to help me.  Please.  If payment is required, I have ample funds, only I fear I must get away as quickly as possible.

Hello Drama drama duck.
I figured I would put myself to good use in between my quest and offer my services to you all.

I have time to listen to anyone that wants to be listen to. Free therapy if you will; I thought it would be useful for anyone that needs or wants to take me up on it.

Don't hesitate, either. Patient/doctor confidentiality applies to everyone.
Psychiatrist &Psychologist certified!

Seriously.

. . .

Has anyone ever had the feeling that the dead can come back to life?

I- I'm just wondering if I should ignore this feeling.

What do you dream about? Papa says dreams are important like that.

I used to dream about Entei...and now Entei's here with me.

I'm back!  I'm back, and they're all still here, and they're alive.  Gene and Annie and Chris- hell, even Ray.  I saved them.  And I'm... happy.  I'm actually, properly happy.   I think I might be dead; actually, I know I'm dead.  At least in 2006.  But I don't care.  I'm back.

I'm back.  I'm alive.

And River?  I didn't look.

I want to clear up your mis-guided views of humanity, and as you are both the same person, I only need to convince one of you.

I am a human. I am not an ape/monkey/chimp or anything of the sort. I do not even believe I was evolved form them. I trust my friends and collegues.

...

I think Kaye might be rubbing off on me a little.