A barman once told me- you know when you're alive because you can feel, and you know when you're not, because you can't.

... I can't feel anything.

Er.

Dash it all, that was a bit... well, a bit soupy, what?  I mean to say, I've always put B. Wooster down as one of nature's bachelors, but that wasn't precisely a hair shirt at all was it?  I mean to say, it wasn't that I, you know- or, well, anything, but still.  Could have been worse, what?

I didn't know one could get married to a chap...

((Strike sooo hackable))

Somebody... anybody! P-please help! M-mystic Maya is in t-terrible danger! The channelling... everything went horribly wrong a-and n-n-now Mystic Maya is possessed by b-bad spirits...

I... I-I don't know wh-what to do... I haven't trained enough to help her... please... somebody here has to help...

This place is very cruel.

I guess this is why Wilson was acting so strange, even warn me about. It lasted longer this time around? I don't know. Sorry for any inconvenience that may have been caused and such- lets just ... not bring this up again.

I can't believe I even thought, argh.

( cut for poss. game spoilers. not cut IC )

I think people ought not to take this Internet thing lightly. Its dangerous. Things come out of it. People in real worlds are being affected. we don't even really know in what plane it exists or what we're summoning. i'm in no danger 'cause i have my machine to protect me and there are three priests in HQ to exorcise anything that possesses me, but some people are less sensible than me i wouldn't let Masqurin near it

someone needs to keep a close eye on Penn. he met a female penguin at the meeting, belonging to Medion. i think they like each other.

Hullo little ape community, me again, sorry, just popping in for a bit.

You'd all do well to avoid toasters for the next twenty four hours or so. Bit of a procaution, that.  

Also, just to be on the safe side, pixie sticks.

I thought... I thought I had a daughter, and a husband, and it was this place's doing?  What kind of a-

As if it knew everything I wanted; to be a mother, mother to a beautiful, precocious daughter, and with a god for a husband.  A husband who loved me, actually- Powerful and perfect,  and it was nothing but an illusion, stupid and pointless and...

I thought this community's viruses amusing.  It never occurred to me that they might be cruel as well.

River? Horus?  I- I'm... sorry.

((OOC: Strikes unhackable, unless you're very clever indeed))

I demand an explanation for this, right now.

Ares, God of War - have your superfluous bike that screams midlife crisis and over compensation. Additionally, for free of charge a ground to air missile. For the rest of you, you're all mentally unstable to even fathom that I am, or ever will be related to any one of you- is that understood?

I feel like JENOVA.

[unhackable strike outs]

So, I'm finally back and... out of that stupid virus. Having that guy for a father made me realize that life is awesome without him.




((I'm back from hiatus. I had to come back sooner due to personal matters. I thought now would be a good time to move on with the Ninjaland!plot, right? Well, we have all the time in the world, I guess. xD))

Since I’m… living in Nomad, now... I decided I should look around. See if I could find something to do while I wait for Matka Pluku to arrive. Not used to hanging around doing nothing…

… To my horror, I discover that there are no movies! Stuff for Sunny, but I can’t sit through that! You do not have the greatest film ever created, Snake! I am more surprised at the Doctor, though… I thought he’d be into movies, atleast, but no. The lack of King Kong truly disturbs me. Not even the remake…

Anyone got a copy they could send me? I would really appreciate it. I’d prefer the originals but would settle for the remake. Been years since I’ve watched them...

Sephiroth....he's back.

It's been so long...too long...and I can only stand here and welcome him back with open arms whilst ignoring the fact that he is not who he once was. I cannot help but feel a strange sense of foreboding at these turn of events.

Does it change you? This constant world hopping, travelling through time and space?

As for Angeal...why does it feel like a part of me is missing when he is not by my side?

"My friend, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow
No matter where the winds may blow."

LOVELESS. Act III


((OOC:Strikes are hackable if you wanna tease him about missing his friend. XD))

EROS, BLACKOUT, MOTOKO KUSANAGI CHROMA.

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION.

And yes, the door is locked. I'm not opening it until I get some answers.