[Backdated to just after the Family Virus]

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Er.

Dash it all, that was a bit... well, a bit soupy, what?  I mean to say, I've always put B. Wooster down as one of nature's bachelors, but that wasn't precisely a hair shirt at all was it?  I mean to say, it wasn't that I, you know- or, well, anything, but still.  Could have been worse, what?

I didn't know one could get married to a chap...

((Strike sooo hackable))

Comments

[doyouhearthem.livejournal.com]

And you were affected as well? ...I should off and take constitutionals more often.

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Ah. I was, in point of fact, yes. I rather found myself with a, well, I suppose the only word is husband- for the week.

[doyouhearthem.livejournal.com]

How fortuitous for you.

Which one was it?

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not entirely sure- that is to say- well. It was a bit of a lark, I suppose, yes.

Apollo. The, er, god.

[doyouhearthem.livejournal.com]

A god? You really are lucky... pity you're back to normal, hmm?

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't say a pity, not necessarily. I mean, I do enjoy my life as it is, what? And back to normal also means back to Jeeves, which... well, I daresay you rather know how I feel about that. But it was dashed lovely in places. Being married and all that, I mean.

[doyouhearthem.livejournal.com]

Personally, I can't imagine.

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Really? Oh, that is a damned shame. I quite enjoyed myself, really. Though you did say you married your lady wife simply for the sake of convenience, did you not?

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

[hacked, because Ran can when he wants to.]

Of course you can get married to a guy! Yoru and I will get married someday!

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Ah, but it's a bit different in my world, you understand. If a fellow is even suspected of having rather... Greek leanings, it's enough to get him bunged in chokey, or even hanged. So you'll understand if it comes as a bit of a surprise to this Wooster when two coves can go about hand in hand wearing the bands of holy m. without a word here or there.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

Why?! They've done nothing wrong! What's wrong with your world?

((OOC: Ran comes from a school where pretty much everyone is gay, so this does not compute for him XD))

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Well, it's supposed to be a sin, don't you know. Unnatural and all that. Sodom and Gomorrah, if you're familiar with those stories.

Not that any of those reasons ever made much sense to me, being of rather a Classical disposish myself. Not that anyone in my own world knows, of course. Now that is a thought to make the limbs quiver and the persp. bead upon the brow.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

How is it a sin? If you love someone, you love someone! And I've never heard of those stories... What are they about?

Good! At least you have some sense! You should change your world! And tell them it's ok!

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Let's see if I can pull out some of the old scripture knowledge from the little grey cells, shall we? There's something in Leviticus- 'you shall not lie with a male as with a woman; such a thing is an abomination.' Sounds a bit nasty, but it does lay things out quite clearly. And the chaps from Sodom and Gomorrah, well- they went about lying with blokes as with fillies, and the old Almighty Cove rained down fire and acid and smote the lot of them into the ground for it.

Ah... well, it's not quite that simple, you see. There was a chap rather recently, name of Oscar Wilde, who tried to do just that. 'The love that dare not speak its name' and all that, and he got put away for gross indecency. Ended up dying of it. And he was a dashed sight better man than B. Wooster- a writer johnnie, you know, a properly brainy cove.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

That's a horrible book! Who would write such a thing?!

Well, someone needs to fix your world! Something's obviously wrong with it, if it won't let people love each other!

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Well, it's the Bible, don't you know. Been around for a dashed long time; a few thousand years, really. Foundation of a rather important religion.

Such I have often thought, yes. At least, since discovering this place. Never even occurred to me that it could be any other way until I bumped into old dramadramaduck here.

1/idk.

[therealhades.livejournal.com]

 

2/idk

[therealhades.livejournal.com]

 

3/idk

[therealhades.livejournal.com]

 

4/idk

[therealhades.livejournal.com]

 

done!

[therealhades.livejournal.com]

Apollo has another?

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Er. What? I mean to say, you and he were-- as well?

[therealhades.livejournal.com]

I am his husband.

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

You are his husband? And how precisely do you reckon that, my good man?

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]