Hi.



I'm Roger.


{ooc; worst intro-er ever. he's just shy, feel free to poke him for more conversation, he wont bite. XB}

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adn m ypreants dnot' knwo. AHAHAHAHA!

[[OOC:.....two out of three people paying attention to chat agreed that we needed Drunk Juno. Translation time:

Alcohol does amazing things to you when stuff and...SHIT happens.

Yeah. I'm drunk.

And my parents don't know. AHAHAHAHAHA!

ENJOY EVERYONE! |D

ETA: If you guys want, all threads can be backdated to the time when she orignally posted, that way you don't miss out on the lulz even if you comment a little later. :3]]

[squeals and thunder. A cry and a woman's voice of "com'on babe, you gotta be better than that". A series more. Trish's voice is dark, and low- dangerous quality within it]

...fuck, I'm itching for a fight. Not some piss-ass greedy human who thinks that they can take me on just because he's ten times my size, there's only one that can do that and that's a half breed. I want a fucking fight. Demons. This alpha male demon provided nothing- blood - I took out the whole damn pack within a half hour.

[sirens of policecars. There's an explosion, more thunder]

... argh. No humans come by Devil May Cry, that means you too, Larxene. Shit, I've been living with humans too long. I need a fight, bring it -don't give me a piss ass fight, I'll be really upset and have to take it out on you.

Dammit, Dante. Where are you?

[ooc; 8Db Every once and a while Trish gets a blood lust because she's a full demon. Dante can control his because he's human. Usually the poor guy is Trish's sparring partner, and he can handle her. :O but, no Dante. Have fun with pissed off!Blood lust Trish.]

( Private: Hackable to those with plenty of skill )

So explain to me, what do ducks even have to do with this place? I've heard rumors about multiple worlds and it appears no one has bothered to change it to a more suitable name. And Dist the Reaper? Why is it that I never got an official report on this?

Ah, I've gotten vague reports about the replica and his group members of the community by the names and titles of Luke fon Fabre, Tear Grants, Princess Natalia Luzu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear, Anise Tatlin, Jade Curtiss, and Asch the Bloody. It would be very helpful if you would point me in their direction. I'm not offering up my eternal gratitude, but you catch my drift. Any of you willing to prove your usefulness to me?

And to get introductions out of the way: God-General, Sync the Tempest.

Hm.. What's this? It's turned out to be quite popular around Konoha, apparently. This internet. 

It hasn't piqued my unterest so much, but, my name is Yuuhi Kurenai for anyone who is interested~ 

Well... That was interesting.. And very hard to hide from the rest of the division. I liked being a tiger, though~ Some cute little girl called me pretty~

Of course I hope that's something that's true whether I'm a tiger or not..~

Taichou's back to normal, too! He was awfully pretty~ And we matched!

I missed my body, though...~

I... is this a real place?

Its so... beautiful...

It must be our future. Yeah, that's right, its the future.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-xNVp_CM3Q



((ooc: mostly because i've finished the game and its AWESOME and I was thinking how much Ratchet would love it in there. I'd app a character from it if i understood enough of the plot to actually know what the hell anyone says or does.))

So you’re all probably thinking, “What’s with this Larry Butz guy? I heard he calls himself an artist, but WHERE’S THE PROOF?”

Well, let me tell you a thing or two about artists—they need drive. Motivation. Inspiration. Stimulation. A muse, if you will!

So, how about it? Any aspiring models out there wanna help this starving artist earn some bread? I’ve got the wine to go with it! Anyone? …Franzy? You still up for that Whip Lash Splash~? ♥



((OOC: Tags will come much, much later tonight. I need me some sleep!))

Drama Drama Duck. My word. What sort of madness is this?
[Insane Laugh]
In fact, it sounds like a duck doing the limbada.
^{Don’t you quite think so March Hare?}
This is indeedy a fascistic thing. What they can’t dream up in Wonderland. [Insane Laugh]
^{I wonder if the Queen of Hearts knows about this. I hope not she wants my head.}
Well, if it true about what they say, about this being connected to other realms.
Don’t stop by uninvited for tea!
It’s rude you know to stop by uninvited at a stranger’s party.
Very, very, very, rude indeed. You won’t be able to have any, anyways.
But then again if I introduce myself as the Mad Hatter we’re not such strangers anymore.
However, we out of tea. Don’t come by another time.
Unless you like long preposterous stories and singing as the sugar added to your tea as do I.

So, what are your names?

<sup>As if I care

(The tea in his cup is so magical he can access the site >.>)</sup>

Hm...

I have yet another question for you citizens of DDD, courtesy of your friendly, neighborhood Kaitou Kid.

On the topic of revenge. If someone destroyed your livelihood by taking away the most important thing in your life... how far would you go?

((S-sorry for the f-list spam... Kaito's been involved in way to much crack lately. It's time for a srs bzns post courtesy his alter ego))

This weather is awful. I can't exactly go hunting for my favourite meal when it's pouring with rain, can I? Guess this Calorie Mate will do for now.

Anyway, this is what Ocelot has been on? Interesting little place you have here. Perhaps it will entertain me too. I've got nothing in particular to do until later, anyway.

My name is Ivan. Major Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov. A pleasure. I'm sure we'll get along fine, but first, perhaps you should introduce yourself to me?

I haven't been coming here lately. ...Sorry. My hand...it's been hurting me again recently. For those who don't know (which I'm guessing is a lot), I...had two fingers cut off. A few years ago. I had been fighting with an older and stronger man over a special knife...I lost the fingers and gained the knife. The man lost his life. That's all that needs to be said, really. The wound still hurts once in a while.

Now...

I've got a question...one of the latest posts inspired me to type.

If...someone or something you'd give your life to protect, what would you do if you had to give that someone or something up for the greater good of, well, the multiverse? Just a rhetorical question, of course. Nothing on that scale happens. Often.

((Trying to get him more active and srs Will is srs. Because Will is always serious. ))

Apparently juice and computers don't mix very well. . . It's a good thing Gaara-san was so willing to get me a new laptop. So I'm back now!

Hi everyone!

 O-Part.

....

Philosopher's Stone.

........

Alkahest?
Mutus Liber?
O-Part?


Naaa, this isn't working.

We told mama we wouldn't be able to find anything on this....whatever it is.



(( OOC: Totally new to the concept of computers, missed the search engine, ended up here instead. Have fun! ))

I don't know why I found this funny, but I did.




Hey, Verge, didn't know you were like that. And who's the kid they kept calling your "other son"?

Hm...I still have a bit of trouble understand how all of this cross-world travel business works.

Could I speak to someone who is able to cross the barriers between worlds? Several someones, if possible. I need to keep my options open whenever I can. A reusable device to allow such travel is preferable.

Oi, how many of you out there consider yourselves "fighters" in some regard? Soldiers, brawlers, whatever you are.

While I'm here, I might as well wish a pleasant evening to all of you wonderful, friendly ladies out there. Most of you have been so kind to me since I found this place, and I just want to wish you and yours the best.

Is this how this thingy works? Oh! Oh this is so cool! COOOOOL!

Um, Um, Um ...

.... Hi?

Neeeee, I don't know what else to say ... I just found this thingy when one of Mister Mohs's friendpeoples left it laying around, and I don't even know what it is ... but it's like some fontech, and it was turned on, so I took a look, and .. this is cool. :o

Um ... and it was open to this thingy. :o This is cool.

So I made a what-chuu-call-it and decided to make a post!

... this is cool!

So, um, um, um ...what do you do in a comm-yuu-ni-tee? That's how it's pronounced, right? And what is this thing? I can hardly read the stuff on here ... there's too many big words! Too many! Too many!

[a gasp] Oh, Oh no, I've gotta go! If Mohs or his friendpeoples catch me on here they'll get mad at me! 'specially if they figure out I took his friendperson's fontech!

Um, Um, Um, I'll be back later! I swear! I hafta go hide this before they find out I took it!

[audio post cuts out]