I require a worldhopper. Details will be discussed when you have made your availability known.

((Will tag back tomorrow!))

Urgh, is it safe to come out yet? All that turnin' into chicks bullshit over?

I see that people have, in the main, returned to their usual forms. 

... Is there any particular reason I have not?

Is anybody else suffering similarly? 

What the hell?!

Poit! Uhm why is everyone talking about squishy chests, jiggly stuff, and bouncy things?

OH! It's jello isn't it?! Hahahaahahaaha! NARF!

((oooc: Yes, Pinky doesn't quite get the female parts. Instead have jello! XD))

....

Where is Hakuba Saguru?

((Aaaand this is her noticing~))

Why haven't I transformed back yet?

...

Curse Kabuto for not being here at the moment.

The bleeding has not ceased either.

If your done practicing- could you maybe help me a little? Everyone's turned back only, for some strange reason my change back is going sort of slow...

..............

.....I do not want to be here...I should not be here....

They made me remember..... I didn't want to.....I was better off without such memories........

.....Take me back.....

[Rider's back to life, but as a result she was forced to remember everything that happened to her all at once. Depressed Rider is depressed >:]

Mr. Frost? The matter we discussed? I would appreciate it being implemented now.


To the Sound: I may be out of range for a while. Please reply here with any last questions you may have. I am sorry for the inconvenience.

((ooc: Strike out typed, then deleted.))

I am sincerely starting to hate you people.

Why, and how, is it that everyone else is back to their original gender and I'm still...female.

I demand an explanation and a solution to this problem. NOW.

Dear, Merciful God, my abdomen...

WHAT HAS HAPPENED? HAS ISSHIN-PAPA FAILED TO GIVE YOU ALL ADVICE FOR THIS VIRUS?! NONSENSE. THIS IS A FREE FOR ALL, TELL ISSHIN PAPA YOUR WOES AND HE WILL GIVE YOU GUIDANCE LIKE THE BRIGHT LIGHT OF A PROTON BLASTER FROM THE STAR SHIP ENTERPRISE. LET ME BE YOUR CAPTAIN PICARD.

....


ADVICE.

ENGAGE.

HA. HA. HA.

Here's to being passed over for this one, and damn pleased with it. I'd say "too bad it didn't smack Dante in the face", but knowing that guy, he'd come out of it with some kind of venereal disease.

Hakuba-kun didn't come to school today. It was strange because, unless he's working on a case or affected by a virus, he never misses a class. And this morning, his hawk Watson showed up at my balcony. She's really nervous and scared. Can anyone help me with her? You might be more used to birds than I am.

I tried to call Hakuba-kun but he didn't answer his telephone either. I'm worried that something has happened. Do any of you knows what's going on?

Thing just keep getting worse and worse... and I really need to talk to someone…

[Locked to Kaito/Kid]

I don't want to talk to you. I.. I can't. So don't reply unless you are going to talk about where Hakuba-kun is


(OOC: Azula kidnapped Hakuba, and at the same time Aoko discovered about Kaito being Kid. Enjoy the drama :3)

PLEASE. Does anyone know where this woman is? Has anyone seen her at all, anywhere? Only... I need to find her. And I don't know where she is.

If everyone has a moment; how does one fight against - how many would you say there are, Captain? - three hundred or so trolls that are targeted onto you. A method to knock them all out, and quickly, is preferred, thank you.


[Moving through canon; he and Holly are currently trapped underground with hundreds of hungry trolls after their flesh and blood. All replies are voice]

[There's a clatter and a soft curse, followed by bumping and clattering noises, some shuffling and a few other noises before there's a creaking, as if someone is sitting on a bed. Then someone starts humming, a few faint sounds of a brsh being run over leather managing to get through before the person on the other end launches into a loud baritone, singing loudly in Italian. He launches into a rendition of Rigoletto's 'La Dona e mobile,' a capella.]

_{[[The song he's singing for anyone interested. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A3zetSuYRg ]]}

WHAT THE HELL? WHY AM I STILL A GUY????? THIS IS NOT FUNNY. I WANT MY BODY BACK NOW.

I'm so fucking tired of it, I'm so mother fucking tired of it. 

I swear to fucking God if he touches me one more fucking time I'll kill him.

I'll kill him.

After some weeks, I've finally managed get access to the internet.

Thank God, thank God, thank God.

I suppose it would be the thing to do to inform you all of my current predicament, if only for the faint possibility that one of you may be able to assist me. I am, at the moment... on an alien planet. I don't know what it's called; as I am unable to speak at the moment, I've found communication to be rather difficult, even ignoring the fact that nobody here seems to speak English. Unsurprisingly. It is, however, a dump. The weather is atrocious; constantly freezing... hailstorms, wind, and the sea... well, the sea is almost beautiful, though I don't doubt I'd be able to appreciate it more were I in a different situation. The sea's frozen. But as if it all happened in a moment, great waves and currents and... everything, suddenly caught still.

But the people! Constantly huddling about, shrouded in ratty capes and fingerless gloves, the place looks like bloody pre-revolutionary Russia. It's desperately bleak. Ridiculous, really.

I've been managing to get by as well as I ever do, but... No, nevermind.

If anybody here cares to horribly and brutally murder the Master, I'm sure you'd find very few objections.

((OOC: So what's happened is- the Master kidnapped Lucy, and after a bit of mockery, slapped a scold's bridle on her, and dumped her on Woman Wept, a dismal little planet on the outer edges of fuck-knows-where. She's been spending several weeks feeling desperately humiliated, but the need for food and shelter eventually becomes enough to overcome her pride- thus, begging in the streets and attempting to communicate through sign language))

CATS no understand last virus.

Why can no change gender anyway? That not inconvenient you?

Why so many only two genders?

Strange illnesses... well, viruses then.  Changes of gender and men becoming women?  (I'd give my last gold coin to see Grimani in a dress)

Perhaps it's just as well I missed all this really. ...I don't think I'd get out of bed all  day....