It looks like Thanksgiving is upon us.

Happy Thanksgiving, I suppose.

Don't burn those turkeys.

Really, I hope spring gets here fast.

((Strikes? Not there.))

Hey, hey, random question for you guys!

Mad scientists. Are they angry? Are they crazy? Are they all of the above?!

Not meaning to be making fun of scientists, either. My dad's one. But I'm just curious about the supervillan kind, ha ha ha!

....What do you do to assure the one you care for...that you still do?

DramaDramaDuck!

I've finally figured out how to do voice posts, and it's a good thing, too. I'm unutterably bored, and so I am turning to my friends on the community for entertainment.

Here I sit, waiting for my enemies to work their way up to my level of the tower. The game, as they say, is afoot, and things I have been working towards for most of these last few months are finally coming to a head.

A few months ago, when I first joined the community, I learned that I was to be badly injured on this day, and I have done much to try to avert this fate. It will probably be a few hours before they arrive and my mettle is tested. We will see if I have learned anything.

I likely won't have any warning when they arrive, so in the meantime, divert me, my good ducks!

((OOC: OKAY, for those who don't know, I'm moving on with Tyki through the DGM plot with the intention of syncing him up with the rest of the DGM cast. He is waiting for Allen to come and exorcise his Noah, and there will be a further video post later during the battle, after which Tyki will be going on IC hiatus for a couple of weeks.

Because the Ark is being downloaded at the moment, and because of Hades' curse, no one can worldhop in or out of the Ark. However, you can communicate with him for now. Since I'll probably forget to specify, all of Tyki's responses are in voice))

Edited: Tyki's off fighting Allen now, so he won't be responding to any further tags. You can keep posting here and speculating. An accidental video post will go up shortly, though~

...

Celestial Being attacked a wedding in Spain two days ago. Innocent civilians were killed in the attack. None of the civilians were linked back to any military or terrorist organizations.


It is essential that if anyone is withholding information on the community that they inform me immediately before more innocent people die at the hands of Celestial Being. Celestial Being is not aiding the world. They are destroying it.



Doctor, Tieria, Lockon, and Setsuna. How do you know the name of the blue gundam?

I just had the frickin weirdest Thanksgiving ever.

It was all pretty good until my Mom showed up, and demanded that JD try and carve the turkey, since he was, aheh, the manliest (or because he had hair like our old pool boy), little did she know I have more strength in my left pinky then he's got in his entire abdomen.  He does, however, have the tightest frickin butt this side of the Mississippi.


Anyway, around that time, his hands flew off of the carving knife and shucked the turkey up into the air. Turk rushed to catch him, but slipped on some gravy Carla spilled, and ended up punting it like a football right at Mom's head. She freaked out, since she had just got it cut like six hours ago, and started running around like a turkey chicken with it's head cut off.

Long story short, she ended up with third degree burns, and that was the best damn turkey I've ever had.

*Sounding far away-* Is it transmitting? IS IT? I don't have all - oh, neat, it's transmitting!

*Nice and loud, now!* GREETINGS, FUTURE SLAVES OF THE IRKEN EMPIRE! This is your future ruler speaking from The Massive! As your future ruler - oh, fine - err, as one of your future rulers, I've decided that now would be the perfect time to inform you all about the wondrous duties that will befall you once we, the Irken Empire, have taken over your tiny little planets! ...That and I'm bored. So bored. So very, very bored. It's days like these that you almost wish Zim would call!

Aaaaanyway, you may be asking yourself, "Almighty Tallest Purple, what will happen when your glorious armada comes and conquers my planet?" Well, let me tell you, it's gonna be great! Depending on the atmospheric pressure of your planet, you might be allowed to live! That's only if your planet is suitable for a parking structure, since we need parking attendants for the tollbooths and, you know, vallet.

Otherwise, we'll most likely be destroying everything on the planet's face and then building monuments to our awesomeness. Or filling the core with snacks. Mmm, snacks.

What can you do to sway our judgement about your planet? Nothing. Sorry. ...No, not really. But you can bring us snacks! We like snacks. Like... chips. Ooooh, I could really use some nachos!

*Muffled again, as though speaking away from the microphone-* Hey, you! Go get me some nachos! And a soda! Your Tallest is parched~!

Ahem. All this being said, we of the Irken Empire are here to listen to your complaints and concerns regarding our future taking-over of your planet! If you complain to anyone, though, you'll be... I dunno, thrown out of an airlock or something. So, just keep that in mind!

*Once more muffled-* Okay, I'm done. ...That's a wrap. ...The end. TURN IT OFF BEFORE I-- *Click!*

I figured you guys could be educated a little by my refined musical expertise.

This is Jimmy. He can play a guitar like he's ringing a bell. Go go. Go Jimmy Go, Go.

Great artist or greatest artist?

Haa... That virus was troublesome. So, uh... I need to make it look like I was doing work, and thus wasn't really running away from Master, the Princess, and Tewi trying to kill me. Is anybody having any problems? I need some things that I can say I was helping people with so that Master doesn't punish me for it. I'll return the favor in the future.

...Also, I'd appreciate it if everyone just forget about my original form. I left that behind a long time ago.

...

It's snowing.

Affected by more viruses, hm?

It seems I missed the latest bout. How... unfortunate. Shall I ask for details, or need I only read back and face the countless posts made while the writer was in an altered state of mind? I'm certain that there are those of you which would rather they remain forgotten. Do tell me I am not mistaken- a simple moment of your time could spare you the embarrassment.


[OOC: I'm alive, really. :|b]

Charlotte sent me to one of the labs to cool down instead of lashing out at Wonderweiss again. Says I need to relieve stress in a more beeeeaaaautiful manner or what-the-hell ever.

...Aaaaand I dunno why I'm even here. This page is pretty gay looking if ya ask me. >/ Dunno what Grimmjow could possibly see in it. I thought I saw him poking around here...

Can't say I'm too familiar with this whole internet thing - didn't even know we had any here, though I guess that explains the weird sounds coming from Szayel's place late at night... Uh. Actually, that's not something I really wanna think about.

Hm. I really don't see anything interesting about any of this. What's with all you people?


...Although. These little guys are pretty neat.

:O

>D

>:V

I could do this all day! XD

Take this as a lesson never to anger the Gods.

[83 hades curse, it has come true]

Exorcists:

What is the fate of Tyki Mikk? You are from his future, correct?

Noah:

I ask of you the same question. There are many members of this community who would wish to know of an answer, I am certain.






Whomever:

I would like to request a worldhop. If payment is necessary, I will be willing to negotiate.


(( OOC: ... Except no-one is going to be able to worldhop into the Ark. ^_^ ))