So I see you're all making your plans for the holidays. How quaint. Well, some of us have more important things to do than sit around waiting for some... fat old man to come break into our home.

Speaking of which! James, we need to get to work on capturing the real Santa Claus! Are the plans for the trap ready or not?



(('kay so, long story short, Jessie thinks Santa stole her dolly and also that Santa is a Jynx. Yeah, I think she's nuts, too. HAVE FUN WITH HER.))

Humans!

There is a human here who has the manner of the Eboshi gun woman. She is a dishonorable sort.

Where is she?

So... When the heck did I sign up for an online community?

I wouldn't even have known until my inbox got spammed to high heaven.

...This place doesn't have viruses... Right? Because Shinichirou would kill me if I got viruses on his computer.

(( In case you didn't know.. Sora's other personality was the one that started it. So if you know he's Yoru feel free to bring it up and break his brain.))

[ some incoherent screaming and crying, and then ]

Miha-nii! Johann-nii! They're-- that BASTARD! I'm going to kill him!

DO YOU HEAR ME? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!

[ ...and then she bursts into tears again ]

... As long as I'm in a coherent state of mind.

Is there... any natural ways to keep yourself awake? Aside from coffee? Or am I just kind of giving into a false hope that I can find some sort of natural stimulant without falling over twitching.

The dark room I have is starting to give me a headache, and I have a deadline to catch for a magazine.

GUYS! Dude...it snowed. Here in Minnesota. Like...hella snow.

Snowball fight at my house, guys! Just...comment here and get your own worldhop or whatever. Anyone's welcome.

Assuming you're not like...a total douchepacker or something.

I guess I have some time while I wait for my companions...

A hypothetical question to pass the time. Say someone, whom you never knew existed, had been observing you from a distance for some time, lets say seven years. Then you finally meet this person face to face, and they tell you they have been watching you, and they are fascinated by you. What would your reaction be?

Ca..n s..omeon...

[Change to Voice post]

Typing with one hand takes too much time. Can someone worldhopp me back to Ekoda, please? I can't drive..like that.

I know that you're there too, Princess Azula, care to tell me your room,please? I might pay you a visit.

[locked to Tyki and Rufus]

Tyki, I'm taking with me the pieces of the ZERO system and the helmet. Doyle has gathered much information on the functions of ZERO's program, but I want to investigate the technology and see if I can find a backup of the information that was sent to Zech's mind.

After that, I'm going to burn that dammed thing.

Rufus, I don't really know if the ZERO interfered on the Gaya system. I don't think so but if you want I can order Doyle to check, destroy or repair what it was done.

[/Locked]

[recording starts with Artemis clearing his throat several times as he figures out a way to start, he hates you, Bruce]

Miss, ah, Mikaela Banes, if you have a moment. I was... [coughs] told to find your attention here and introduce myself. My name is Artemis Fowl.

Now that we have that established, I'm sure you have a busy schedule and I more than understand that you cannot make it to this engagement Mr. Wayne has set up for us. I apologize for this inconvenience, and wish you a good day.

[click - all replies are voice]

Rin and Issei are currently at school, so what's a Servant to do?

Surf the internet.

Just . . .

You find things you really don't want to find.


[Locked to Rin]

And what is it that you wanted me to know?

Community, I need... ADVICE.

I've been throwing little hints of this "Christmas" thing into my usual winter kidnapping plot, but I'm at an impasse with some of my minions as to how to go about kidnapping Peach this year. I need something stylish, flashy... But not TOO flashy, I don't want her to keep thinking thinking I'm some kind of showoff. Something festive is best, maybe with a few explosions - TASTEFUL ones, though, I don't need to go injuring Mushrooms this late in the season.

Oh, since Peach is staying with me this holiday season, what's something that I could... cook? I think she's getting tired of the usual fare, and I hear there's a lot of sweet foods for this season.


...Oh, and I don't want you people going off on me about how I shouldn't be kidnapping her in the first place. It's a long story and it's all very political and convoluted and I don't want to have to EXPLAIN it to anyone. So, just help me out with this thing and I'll be on my way.

Mm, I feel like I've somehow fallen behind on keeping up with events on the community lately. I suppose I've been a little busy. Schoolwork and all that, with the end of the term approaching.

It seems like it's getting into the holiday season, doesn't it? Some people think that they get less and less exciting each year, as you grow older and have more responsibility connected with the situation. I'd be interested to know if those here subscribe to that viewpoint, or if they believe there's still some magic left after all.