[There's an immense bout of static and the sound of utter chaos before the static finally clears to reveal the main command post of the Massive in complete disarray. Sparks are flying, various Irkens are running to and fro in utter panic - and this is just the background.

At the forefront is Purple, yelling at the fearful, smaller Irkens, sounding delirious and fearful himself. He spins, sees that the video is recording, and shrieks:]

We're out of snacks!

[-and then the screen suddenly goes black. Er. Yeah. It doesn't seem that important, really.

Then again, this is Purple.]



((OOC: ...idk guys))

Evening ladies and gentlemen... I know this is bass ackwards because most of you are just getting up, but I'm just settling in for the night, I guess. Your sleep schedule tends to get really messed up  when you're out roaming the streets at all hours.

I'm just stopping by to further fuck up my sleep schedule, really. I've got nothing of importance to say. I just actually have to keep myself awake because I may or may not have a concussion, which is fantastic, y'know? Deep brain tissue injuries are always my favs. That and being shot in the leg.

Which thankfully hasn't happened in quite a few years, knock on wood. I'm going to go see if a certain flighty friend of mine can help determine if I can sleep soon as my eyes are now rebelling quite hard against me.

Catch you on the flip side,
Your friendly neighborhood Nightwing (Yes, I am so stealing this moniker, get over it)

Wow, there sure is a lot of new people. I've pretty much lost track of you guys - so I'm just gonna give a general welcome to you all, and say hello that way.

My name is Chuck, nice to meet everyone. I work for the Nerd Herd (Buy More, really), in Burbank CA so if you're in the area and need some electronic help (I do most anything that plugs into a wall, and some that don't) come by and see me. I'm on call sometimes, but please, if you call me, don't do it in the middle of the night.

Other than that;

nuqneH, qaStaH nuq?


((ooc: Yes, its Klingon, no, I don't speak it. I looked it up here so if you repsond in Klingon, I personally wont understand it XD Chuck's geekier than me, but I'm trrrryyyying. :D Translation of said Klingon: Hello, what's happening?))

Anyone wanna take a guess on what I won't tolerate?

If you answer one of the following;

1. Murder
2. Attempted Murder
3. Drugs that wasn't my fault!
4. Stupid people

You were absolutely right.


So, if you should post about killing someone or almost killing someone or even planning to kill someone, You will be interrogated. I am a detective and it's my job to stop people like that.

-Edogawa Conan

So barrel bottom boy and I got to talking and I was thinking, why not throw a party on the satellite? What could be the harm?

Who wants to watch bad movies until their eyes bleed and their mind is as a mush?

Oh, did I mention I was in space? Important that. I bet we could throw a better party than Servo could.

Does anyone by chance know the best way to get from Hong Kong to the Qinghai Province in China?

I've been on the internet since January but there are still some things I don't understand. Namely, things such as "LOL", "WTF", "FTW", "OTL", etc.  Are they um... html code things or something?

Another thing, I tried playing this internet game called "Tetris". It was quite hard but also really boring. Even so I couldn't stop playing it. I only managed to get up to level 8 though. Is anyone else any good at it?

^{Is this thing on?}

[Clears thoart]

I havef a public announcement to make.

[Short Pause]

And no, it's not that I'm straight or anything of the sort.

[Takes a breath]

[Light Serious tone]

David... and Marie...

I'm ever so sorry 'bout... That. Could you please forgive for my wrong doings?
Someone has shown me the light.


^{(Being as sincere sounding as he possibly can as Jack promised Cori he would apology about snowing the two in. As far as actually meaning it. Well, even I don't know ^^)}

Huh. Well. Since it does look like there have been a lot of new faces around here lately, I may as well re-introduce myself.

For those of you who don't know me, I'm Kadaj. I'm good at fighting and driving my bike, I like Materia, and Rufus ShinRa is a fool.

For those of you who do already know me, good. You won't be forgetting me any time soon.

...I need a worldhopper, for someone else. It's really important.

I'll do anything.

Call me crazy for being curious, but I'm kind of am. Contrary to what the bible says (that means you don't have to bitch at me, Lady) how does it say that the world - or humanity on a whole - began?

I should share mine, right? Demon mythology states that we all demons are the creations of Mundus, the King of Hell. Other demons that I've met say that Mundus was just a guy that thought himself greater than what he really was, that it's really Lucifer trumps him. Either way it's the same guy who does the same thing; an angel that was forsaken and that has hate for humanity. They say that's why demons and humans will forever fight; I just think they're really pissed off at the Legendary Dark Knight Sparda. Every demon wants to be him or shits his pants at the very mention of him. Two thousand years ago, he rebelled at Mundus because he felt pity for the humans and defeated him in a battle. I won't tell you how he did it because there's always that one guy that makes it so we can't have good things.

I will tell you this about Sparda, though. Goddamn, I would break that man in under sixty seconds.

So. I look away from the community for a bit and everything turns into a mess. Fantastic.

Would someone please explain to me what's going on around here? Zuko's back, apparently, Azula is fighting her father, and things seem to be going from bad to worse. Just what I needed to make my day that much better.

Oi, how is one going to keep up with all these new names and faces with so many new people joining the ranks of this fine community?

Let's keep it easy and simple for ourselves new kids and review this for the old members. I hate boring, you hate boring. Let's make it interesting on ourselves by keeping your idiotic banter to yourselves. Compromise? With that said, has anything interesting or unusual happened lately? And no, I don't give a damn about cats stuck in trees or if your boyfriend broke up with you.

It's hard to keep up with this community. It sounds like a lot is going on, but since I don't know many people yet, it doesn't mean much to me. Actually, I'm kind of... Bored.

Anyone feel like doing my homework for me?



....... I didn't think so.

I need a worldhop to the Fire Nation. NOW.

It's no secret that there are more than a few not-so-nice people here. Specifically those with unconventional jobs. Such as...I don't know, hit men?

Just wondering, how much do you guys charge?

I can pay handsomely.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually glad to be back on our island.

And to get a real shower. One that doesn't end in my clothes getting stolen.

Geeze, did everyone really have to follow me here? I know I'm amazing and all that, but talk about personal internet space...

Also, everyone ignore someone (ahaha someone~) named Axel. He's a liar and likes to set living on fire to hear them scream...which is sort of like Larxene, but she zaps people and does this hand on her hip thing.

I need to get away, man...

OOC: This post is no longer relevant

I require a world-hop home now....please.

You know what?

Cadmus is really starting to piss me off. and freak me out




...They broke into the Watchtower.

Well, okay, we don't know for sure if it was Cadmus, but I think that's a pretty damn good guess. In any case, someone hired about four people to invade, I guess, and steal the Annihilator. Which, if you couldn't figure it out by the name, is a giant robot that kills people. And if you're wondering why we have it, it's because Wonder Woman and Hawk and Dove stopped it from destroying two countries, shut it down, and sealed it up in the Watchtower to keep it from killing more people.

So yeah. You can guess why someone would want that.

Oh, and in case you're wondering why this is such a big deal, the Watchtower is a satellite. Swarming with Justice Leaguers, most of whom have awesome powers like me or just kick ass really well.

So yeah, this is a big deal.

So if I seem a little edgy, that's why.



((OOC: Moving canon ahead some more! Yay! This is based off of JLU episode 17, Task Force X, in case you're keeping up or want to watch yourself. Which I recommend you do, since JLU is awesome.

...oh, and the strikes are pretty tight, but they're hackable to the skilled.))

Just a turtle, standing in front of a princess, asking her to love him - m4w - (Dark Land)

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Reply to: pers-sgrek-627486901@ craigslist .org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-03-23, 11:00PM EDT


I kidnapped you and held you hostage
We could never see eye to eye
Then the plumber came and swept you away
And when I think about it I cry

Where have you gone, princess?
Why did you forsake the tower I made you
I thought that pink was your favorite color
Made peach-shaped pillows for you too

Won't you come back to me, fair princess?
I will never lead you astray
Please come back to my kingdom of loving
Baby this Koopa hates it when you're away


•Location: Dark Land • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




((OOC: posted by a bunch of bitchy Koopas who will never let Bowser know it was them, because Bowser's a sulky mcsulkerson and they're tired of it. BOWSER has no idea that this got posted, and won't until people start responding to it, because THEN he'll get e-mail notification of people "responding" to his ad. lol.))

I seem to find myself bored once again.

How delightfully wretched.

Oh whoops...I didn't mean to access this...oh, I hope Paul doesn't mind, since this is his laptop and all...

...but ducks?...Ah well, I bet Ban and Ginji have seen stranger!

Hi everyone~ My name's Natsumi Mizuki. I heard those two were on a community, but I didn't expect to find it myself~ I hope to meet and be friends with all of you!