It's been a while since I've illuminated the fact that most of you don't have many social connections. I'm sure you all managed to survive without Chuck Bass, after all, Tony Stark is almost a near substitute, but no one can replace me.

I would have graced you all with my presence, but I was serving my civic duty by serving a Judge for the Miss USA Pageant. Usually Bart Bass serves as a judge, but this year since he's getting married he entrusted his son with his duties. I think that I helped the contestants some contestants needed a little help taking their dresses off.

I might volunteer next year, after all I can see myself having a tradition of sleeping with every Miss USA. Sounds fun, right? Wait- you can only imagine it.

A little help with our favorite detectives' fashions sense, community~?

( Not cut ICly, image is safe for work :3b )

((This is what happens when Kaito is bored. All replies assumed anon, untraceable IP, etc etc))

Kasumi, is there any way you could get me some of that spring water? I think I know what boy I want to try it on.




((Of course she's not actually gonna be able to do it, but Sarah isn't a fan of Chuck already. Sorry, Chuck :( ))

There's nothing more fun than just laying on your back watching little flecks of floofballs that had babies! It's just so, like, I dunno...amazing to think of the universe's good energy creating these little balls of fluff just for them to go 'boom' with a dozen babies.

Am I right or am I right?

( I apologise, but I just had to share this find with you all )

((OOC Disclaimer: Artwork by DragonsInsanity))

...So most of the people here know me, right? And I still don't remember any of you. Maybe one of you could tell me when I replaced my handguns. These are nice, but they're apparently custom... I don't know where to purchase new bullets.

11 days, and I still don't remember a thing. So, why do I have this terrible feeling of deja vu every time I talk to the people here? Maybe I should see if a doctor could tell me anything.

...If any of you know someone called "Hades", can you tell him I want to talk to him?

Kaito Someone said that he might be able to help me with something.

((Product of this: core-digger.livejournal.com/2878.html ... yet again another entry for the category of "this will not end well"))

We've just been told that our end of year exams are fast approaching. I've... never had to do anything like this before and was wondering if anyone had any suggestions for how to revise?

[[edit: I'm going out now, so I'll get back to any tags later <3 ]]

[the sound of sheets moving and a soft moan as someone stretches. Rose starts waking up and it sounds like she is not fully awake]

Hmm... Wait... What the?

[a few voices that are more distant and sound more high pitch start singing about having a good morning. Rose sounds more fully awake now]

Dear Soa, I am in Hell...

[a voice closer by but sounds squeaky starts sing a made up song about wanting cake, much to Rose's surprise]

What the!? Since when you can talk?

((ooc: Touchy feely virus~ Rose is stuck with Nancy for the first day in Andalasia, with all the perky singing animals and happy people. Oh and her pet baby dragon has joined in on the singing. X3))

Hey, folks, miss me? Your old pal Emoticon's been offline for the last couple of weeks, and I thought y'all could use my masterful conversation skills after a couple of beers (O.K., maybe more than just a couple, but I was good to drive! There weren't any cops out!) and some delicious blueberry fuckin' pie from the Pink Bunny's place. No sexual innuendo intended, LOL.

Anyway, I kinda just settled for blueberry tonight 'cos I was too hungry to decide on somethin' new, and when I was drivin' back I got to wonderin' what crazy ass fillings y'all get when you feel like somethin' home-baked. So, what'll it be? I'm guessin' a lot of you are plain guys who like apple pie. But then again, there are a lot of whacked out worlds out there, right? Don't y'all have something different from fuckin' fruits? Show me somethin' weird, guys, I'm curious.


Oh, yeah, and if anybody asks, I don't drink. It's a justice-system thing, don't worry about it. :-X

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Notes to myself:

-Never ask Watari again about women. He has no idea, no wonders he's trying to create a sex change potion to understand them.
-Never ask thief Konoe either. I have enough with Tsuzuki, I don’t need to see another man cry like a five years old.
-Ask Terazuma some other day. His reaction was priceless.

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I wonder what’s the best way to ask someone out on a date without…well..ruin it.