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[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

It's been a while since I've illuminated the fact that most of you don't have many social connections. I'm sure you all managed to survive without Chuck Bass, after all, Tony Stark is almost a near substitute, but no one can replace me.

I would have graced you all with my presence, but I was serving my civic duty by serving a Judge for the Miss USA Pageant. Usually Bart Bass serves as a judge, but this year since he's getting married he entrusted his son with his duties. I think that I helped the contestants some contestants needed a little help taking their dresses off.

I might volunteer next year, after all I can see myself having a tradition of sleeping with every Miss USA. Sounds fun, right? Wait- you can only imagine it.

Comments

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

You're not a man until you sleep with every state.

Except Idaho. You don't have to sleep with Idaho.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

Why would I sleep with the girls that lost?

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

A woman scorned gives the best head.

[peektuttut]

You have a sickness. Stop spreading it.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

Tim. Stop acting like such a virgin.

[peektuttut]

Chuck. Stop acting like such a douche. Condoms break, man. I fear any progeny you'd create.

[lifeisntfair.livejournal.com]

Wow, this place isn't any better than high school.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

If life is High School, I never want it to stop.

[lifeisntfair.livejournal.com]

You're the only one. I'm already tired of high school.

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

...Oh, my. Is there a reason you wanted to tell everyone this, Mister Bass? I mean, there are children on the community.

Sometimes I do wonder about this place.

[oceanicbutterfly]

He's... "special."

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

So he does this often?

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

They need to learn sometime.

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

... You are bragging about your sexual relations with pageant winners.

They do not need to know about that. Nor do I.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Where do you keep finding such desperate women?

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

Last year was Miss Japan at Miss Universe, just to let you know.

[oceanicbutterfly]

So it's a widespread problem in your world.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

Trying to make new friends I see.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

No one can ever replace you Baconface.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

I guess even sleeping with a kid would help a chickwin when he's a judge.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

God Bless America.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Miss USA huh? Not surprising.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

It's not surprising because I'm Chuck Bass.

[sparksparties.livejournal.com]

I hope you've had yourself tested since last year's pageant. I know for a fact Miss New York was having some personal problems last April.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

You'd like that, wouldn't you Sarah?