Honestly, if this is some kind of practical joke--
To the webmaster of Dramadramaduck:
However amusing you might think it is, it’s very inconvenient to program a website to prevent those who have no interest in it from navigating away at their leisure. Have you even considered that those who stumble upon it might have important work to finish? You are impeding upon their abilities to efficiently complete their duties, and that is hardly fair to them. Downloading a new browser proved to be ineffective. Whatever programming you have used, it is very thorough, and I will go ahead and commend you on it.
However, I am one of those people I spoke of who has important work to attend to. Winter break at my institution is about to begin, and the student council must discuss a few matters that involve the school’s website before we leave for the holidays. The president expects me to have this information to him by tomorrow, so therefore I must ask that you lift this programming and allow me (and anyone else you have inconvenienced) to do our work.
If you refuse to comply with my requests, you will have to deal with the consequences.
Professionally yours,
~ Mitsuru Kirijo