I'm not supposed to be at a computer, but it's not like they can stop me. I'm pretty sure none of them want to stop me. I think one of the orderlies saw me and decided that I shouldn't be here, but then I told him I could be and he believed me. Aren't you supposed to disbelieve crazy people? What the fuck is with that?
Only four of the four thousand species of cockroaches are actually considered household pests. Fucking weird to think that everyone hates an insect that really isn't a pest. Most of the time. Some, none of the time, really.
Getting ahead of myself. There's a man here who thinks aliens come to him every night and suck out his fluids. It's fucking ridiculous that there are people out there that actually believe in that crap. Like the ones who think Satan's talking to them, or whatever. As if he would bother. I've seen the edge of the world and know things I probably shouldn't. I think I'm OK, though. The insanity plea was only so I didn't have to deal with more lawyers than I care to, but don't get any weird ideas. Then again, you guys are the masters of weird ideas, huh?
I should probably apologize for not believing you before, about the worlds and things like that. I've seen them all, or a few of them, because probably not all of them get what we get here.
I tried to search the internet for cpclrpacjes but they didn't have anything on it. So I might have to write a book on that. But I'm kind of stuck, for now. Benny and me, I mean, we're stuck. And by the way, my ex-girlfriend was a psychopathic bitch who killed my brother and sold me out to that high-priest demon bastard. They made an ugly couple which was pretty par-for-the-course, when you think about it. She got hers, though, so. And Johnny's dead. I was dead too, but I guess that's beside the point since I'm alive again. Or alive now. I'm not sure, Benny likes the "now" but I think I was doing pretty well before this bullshit.
Have you ever heard a cockroach sing?
((OOC: ....Um. Just... go with it. He's through his canon now.))