I dislike hearing Tristan's idea on love. He has it all wrong, I know he has.


So I would like to hear everyone else's view, please. Restore my faith in this world. Because being around morons like Tristan all day, who goes on and on and on about Victoria, is wearing my patience very thin. All he does is say 'Victoria this...' and 'Victoria that....' Not to mention his new appearance has him acting like the prized pig in the farmyard...

....


Yes. Your view on love please.

Dante, if you get a call from the city, you did not see a six foot blond woman wearing all black throw a motorcycle into Enzio's bar. You'd think that they'd cut me some slack for helping rid this city of demons, but nooo; you can't hurl automobiles because it's a "danger" to the public.

Also, I got wind of something that might interest you. Turns out there's this pharmaceutical company that's trying to engineer demons. I'll give you the run down when I get back to the store. You better have left some pizza and beer for me.

Trish out.

I have a question for the community. Nothing complicated, just a question of personal preference.

Do you prefer to work alone or with friends? To stand on your own two feet or use teamwork? An explanation for your choice would also be useful. I am curious to know how trusting others are here.

Well, it won't be long before we reach Wall now. Captain Shakespeare's taking us as close as he can before we make land and walk the rest of the way ourselves. A short walk down the path and over the wall and we'll be there.

Victoria... Victoria will be waiting. Yvaine will meet her then go on her way. And I will be engaged to Victoria to be married.

Yes... married. To Victoria of all people. I should consider myself the luckiest man on earth. I mean... I didn't even think she would take a second look at someone like me. A shop boy. But I'm not just a shop boy anymore. I'm an adventurer, an explorer. I've battled witches and caught lightning with sky pirates. And look at me! Not even Humphrey can stand in my way now. Fantastic.

...

True love. How do you know when you've really found it?

[there's a click of recording going on, and men's voices. They're mostly muffled, except the last bit which is distinctly Harvey Dent for those who know him.

Annoyed Harvey Dent.] Then give him a reason to come out.

[Whoever else is in the room shuffles out and there's the clink of a coin against the table.] He's been quiet for too long.

[And a pause, a long one, followed by the scraping of a chair and approaching footsteps. He stops just short of the computer. When he speaks again it's strangely neutral.]

Well, we're back then are we? And here I thought the community had had it's fun with me.

[He snorts, there's the ting of a coin flipping.] Let the fun begin again.

Um...I've seen people asking about love lately on the community and well, I was wondering is there anyone who's ever been married here? A while ago a friend of mine asked about how a person confesses their love and I told them about marriage, since my parents love each other very much! I thought I knew about love since I love all my friends; Fuu, Umi, Eagle, Lantis...Firion. I really love them all a lot! But I know you can't marry more than one person...so I was wondering if when people get married, is it a different kind of love? And...and what does that love feel like if it is different?

So, it seems I've found something quite interesting. Am I correct in my estimation that this is a nexus connecting multiple realities through the internet? And if so, does anyone have any idea how this feat was accomplished?

What a marvel technology can be, to bridge the gap between worlds so easily.

[ooc: So, my boyfriend decided to rent Super Mario Wii over the last weekend, which combined with some interweb difficulties because my connection randomly decides to poop out sometimes because it's stupid, left me very much not here. Right after my intro. Great timing, huh? Let's just pretend that he's been silently watching the community and coming to his own conclusions to cover up my Fail.]

[The camera, static-laden for a few moments, eventually comes into focus inside the Joker's ramshackle room. All you can see is the out-of-focus green and purple of the Joker's vest and jacket; however, the object the camera is focusing on are way more interesting.

The Joker, in all honesty, is playing with dolls.

They're plush UFO-catcher dolls of the Joker and Harvey Dent, being cavorted around like they're the real thing. The Joker has even adopted voices for them: a falsetto, exaggeratedly lilting version of his own voice for the Joker doll and a nasally baritone for the Harvey doll.]

Knock knock~!

I hate you and you're dumb.

[The Joker doll sags :(] Harvey, that's not how the joke works~... [The Joker shakes the Harvey doll in his hand, making angry "aaarrrgh" noises in the Harvey voice, before giggling in his normal tone. It takes him a minute to compose himself.]

FINE. Who's there.

[There's a long pause before the Joker doll teehee's and says,] Not Rachel, since she's dead~!

[The Harvey doll immediately flies into another hand-twisting rage!!!] HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT, AAAAUGHHH! [He then smashes the Harvey doll into the Joker doll, making sound effects such as "thwack!", "bang!", "VIOLENT ALTERCATION!"

At some point during the fight, the realHarvey had entered the room. He's now staring at the Joker in irate confusion.] What the hell are you- [He suddenly catches sight of the dolls in the Joker's hands.]

Harvey! I was showing, uh, telling the community a joke, using puppets. So they could see what life is like with us, you, uh, see? [He lifts the Harvey doll up and makes it wave an arm up and down.] We both look like bacon and hate life. See? It's like looking in a mirror!

[The Joker's explanation doesn't seem to do much for Harvey, who instead reaches out and grabs the doll of himself away from the Joker, who immediately starts shouting vulgarities. In his haste to get up to throw down (as it were) with Harvey, he knocks the camera over, cutting the feed.]


((OOC: all replies from the Joker are video (: ))

Many people who use this community aren't here of their own volition-- they're forced to stay because the community won't leave them alone otherwise.

Would you leave if you had the chance? What do you value more: the relationships you've formed here, or your freedom?

... Alright. So I have a question that needs answering, and it's quite urgent. If you'd noticed that a lot of money had gone out of your bank account since the last time you checked your balance, what would be the cause? I'm fairly sure that no one could have taken my pin number or my card details since I haven't used it in a long time, and I can't get the account shut down easily because of extenuating circumstances.

[Locked to the other members of Celestial Being]

Has anyone else noticed anything like this?


((ooc: So basically? Nena's hacked into Alle's account and nicked off with a lot of his money. 8Db NENA TRINITY o9))