I've finally gained access to this website! Why would Mr. President try to hide it from me, I wonder.... He must have clearly thought it beyond my security clearance, but Rude has informed me otherwise! To those who don't know who we are, we are the Department of Administrative Research or Turks, the personal bodyguards of the head of Shinra Electric Company, Rufus Shinra. My job is to protect him at all times from any threats, whether it comes from this world or any others through this site. This is a serious job! Although I wish Reno and Rude would act like it sometimes....
...You didn't just read that! We're all very serious about our jobs all the time! Honest! Anyway, I'm the Turk known as Elena! It's a pleasure to meet all of you! Oh, and Mr. Mousy, I think Jean-Baptiste and Alexander ate some of your pasta. Despite my best efforts I couldn't stop them. ....Dark Nation almost ate me.
...You didn't just read that! We're all very serious about our jobs all the time! Honest! Anyway, I'm the Turk known as Elena! It's a pleasure to meet all of you! Oh, and Mr. Mousy, I think Jean-Baptiste and Alexander ate some of your pasta. Despite my best efforts I couldn't stop them. ....Dark Nation almost ate me.
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