24 February 2010 @ 12:09 am
 
I've finally gained access to this website! Why would Mr. President try to hide it from me, I wonder.... He must have clearly thought it beyond my security clearance, but Rude has informed me otherwise! To those who don't know who we are, we are the Department of Administrative Research or Turks, the personal bodyguards of the head of Shinra Electric Company, Rufus Shinra. My job is to protect him at all times from any threats, whether it comes from this world or any others through this site. This is a serious job! Although I wish Reno and Rude would act like it sometimes....

...You didn't just read that! We're all very serious about our jobs all the time! Honest! Anyway, I'm the Turk known as Elena! It's a pleasure to meet all of you! Oh, and Mr. Mousy, I think Jean-Baptiste and Alexander ate some of your pasta. Despite my best efforts I couldn't stop them. ....Dark Nation almost ate me.
 
 
24 February 2010 @ 07:35 am
 
Community. A few weeks ago there was a group of you who were all fired up about coming and killing me. If any are still interested, I have tweaked the laws of physics in my domain to allow you to have a decent chance at succeeding.

I will, of course, provide transportation to my world and fulfill whatever basic needs you have. However, you will need to bring your own fighting equipment and find your way through my maze on your own. I will look poorly upon the destruction of land outside my domain, and my fury will be assured should you kill any of my subjects before the fight.

- The Visitor

Oh, and before you all become to worried, I am not about to start throwing asteroids into your planets. My decisions only affect the planets under my control, and what ever humans choose to inhabit them.
 
 
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24 February 2010 @ 05:01 pm
 
.........

[ooc; now that he knows that there are women here, he won't talk 8( So. have fun breaking him.]
 
 
24 February 2010 @ 06:28 pm
WORST INTRO EVER : DDDDDD BEST ICON EVERRR  
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BE GOOD?!
 
 
24 February 2010 @ 07:27 pm
[fail private]  
I never thought I'd ever say anything like this, but...

It is awkward as hell being Trish's fiance.
 
 
24 February 2010 @ 09:31 pm
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Attention, DramaDramaDuck.

Some of you may have noticed the recent arrival of this boy. He comes off a scruffy, nonsensical, and rude-- that's because he's an escapee from a Fire Nation mental hospital. He's not particularly dangerous, but he is quick to anger, and often prone to telling lies. All in all, however, his presence isn't likely to be anything more than irritating, and if we all ignore him, he'll probably go away.

[ooc: I'm sorry for posting again so soon! D8 I didn't know Zuko was going to intro tonight.]
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