[Written]

Dear Journal,

I am relieved that whole business with the Witchfinder is over. It was quite frightening to know-


[Voice]

Why are there such strange entries in my own journal? I do not recall writing them. Who has been tampering with this?!

Anyone can lend me a worldhop? I'm heading to reigunning world.

Excuse me, community.
Can anybody lend me a 'world hop'? I need to get to the year 3000, to meet with Mr. Brannigan.

Which one of you told that damn kid what kind of flowers to give me? Did you think it was fucking funny?! Did you get a good fuckin' giggle out of it?! I HOPE YOU DID AND YOU BETTER'VE THOUGHT IT WAS DAMN WORTH IT 'CAUSE I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY

DON'T JOKE AROUND WITH ME!! I'LL KILL THE XXX BASTARD THAT THOUGHT IT'D BE A LAUGH TO SEND ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I'LL FEED HIS INTESTINES UP THROUGH HIS ASS AND DRAG 'EM OUT HIS SLIMY MOUTH!! YOU STUPID SHITHEADS DON'T FUCK WITH ME

THAT SON OF A BITCH WOODPECKER GAVE ME CALLA LILIES I'M GONNA MUTILATE THE LITTLE SHIT

[ooc; what you're actually seeing is a serious case of tsundere. :'> calla lilies mean "majestic beauty", and Minatsuki is insanely embarrassed by the implications of Ganta giving them to her.]