Who here watched the Royal Wedding?

[There could be spoilers for 2x18 Born This Way, who knows lmfao.]

[Hey community, there's a cowboy typing on this computer!

For a few minutes, Woody is looking down at the keyboard, muttering as he tries to find keys. He keeps having to push his hat up, as it's sliding over his face.

Then he looks up, and sees the web cam -- and the image of himself being broadcast.

Whoa, boy. That's not good.]

Uh...

These aren't directions, are they?

[Hey community. Bet you missed your sneak peeks into the life of Scotty. (Okay, probably not. Scotty didn't miss it either.) He's in the gym this time, dressed down in a plain black tshirt and shorts, and he's currently doing some weight training. Those who saw both the accident in the engine room and the aftermath might be surprised to see that the only hint that anything happened is a tiny scar just below his sleeve, and the fact that he's favoring his left arm a little. Ah, the wonders of 23rd-century medicine.

Luckily for those with short attention spans, the accidental part of the video doesn't last very long; maybe a minute or two, tops, and then it clicks off and when it clicks back on it's obvious time has passed; Scotty's back in his quarters, freshly showered and accessing the community on purpose.]

Right. Ah. First, apologies t'everyone I talked to while I was medicated out o' my skull. And... apologies t'anyone I should've talked to over the past week or so an' didn't, on account o' bein' medicated out o' my skull. [A pause, before he continues.] Anyhow. I've been allowed back on-duty but I'm still no' supposed t'be doin' much heavy liftin', which leaves me a pile o' paperwork an' no' much else, an'...

Well, anyway. It occurred t'me that I don't know much about technology an' mechanics outside o' my own world an' time, so. What sort o' things have some o' you got that I might not have here?