[A Bieber lookalike appears on webcam with an unusually large mouth.]

So, Finn told me about this place a while ago but I haven't had internet in like... ages. I heard some of Glee Club were on here so I thought I'd join... [There's a mixture of nostalgia and embarrassment on his face. Nostalgia because he misses that bunch of kids he used to sing with and embarrassment in case they don't remember him since he moved anyway. Though surely his mouth is unforgettable.]

Anyway, I'm Sam and I think online communities are really cool. [He's a member of many, in which he discuses topics such as who would win in a fight between Spiderman and Batman.] What's everyone's plans for Halloween? I'm taking my brother and sister trick or treating because I'm cool like that. [He snorts... and then realizes he just snorted on camera. That had to be unattractive.]