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Everybody's got viruses and anon posts and stuff and that's great BUT MY ARM'S STILL BROKE FROM THAT STUPID SKI TRIP
I'M BORED
I'M BORED
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Drama Drama Duck
13 February 2013 @ 08:54 pm
005 ♋ Text
HOW THE BLISTERING, FESTERING FUCK DO YOU BEAT THIS GAME?
I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS STUPID THING FOR...
WELL
I CAN'T REALLY RECALL HOW LONG BECAUSE TIME DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANY MEANING HERE.
HOWEVER, YOU GET THE POINT.
THIS THING HAS BEEN ON MY SCREEN FOR A *VERY* LONG TIME.
I HAVE TRIED MULTIPLE STRATAGEMS ON EACH TYPE OF ILLNESS, BUT STILL BEATING THIS GAME IS A RARE THING INDEED.
ACTUALLY, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MANAGE IT ALL OF ONCE AND THAT'S BECAUSE I *STARTED* IN THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE REGION TO GET TO:
MADAGASCAR.
WHAT SHITHEAD THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO MAKE ONLY ONE WAY IN AND OUT OF THAT STUPID ISLAND?
WHY IS THERE NOT AT LEAST AN AIRPORT?
THAT'S WHAT HUMANS CALL THE LANDING LOCATIONS OF THOSE PASSENGER TRANSPORTS IN THE SKY, RIGHT?
SO DOES NO WHY THINK TO FLY INSTEAD OF SPEND WEEKS AT SEA TO GET TO THIS PLACE.
I SWEAR THIS IS JUST A MEANS TO GET YOU TO PLAY FOR HOURS OR DAYS AT A TIME WITH NO HOPE OF BEING ABLE TO WIN MULTIPLE ROUNDS
WHILE STILL BEING SO ADDICTING THAT IT PUTS GAMZEE'S FORMER DEPENDANCE ON SOPOR TO SHAME.
I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS STUPID THING FOR...
WELL
I CAN'T REALLY RECALL HOW LONG BECAUSE TIME DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANY MEANING HERE.
HOWEVER, YOU GET THE POINT.
THIS THING HAS BEEN ON MY SCREEN FOR A *VERY* LONG TIME.
I HAVE TRIED MULTIPLE STRATAGEMS ON EACH TYPE OF ILLNESS, BUT STILL BEATING THIS GAME IS A RARE THING INDEED.
ACTUALLY, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MANAGE IT ALL OF ONCE AND THAT'S BECAUSE I *STARTED* IN THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE REGION TO GET TO:
MADAGASCAR.
WHAT SHITHEAD THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO MAKE ONLY ONE WAY IN AND OUT OF THAT STUPID ISLAND?
WHY IS THERE NOT AT LEAST AN AIRPORT?
THAT'S WHAT HUMANS CALL THE LANDING LOCATIONS OF THOSE PASSENGER TRANSPORTS IN THE SKY, RIGHT?
SO DOES NO WHY THINK TO FLY INSTEAD OF SPEND WEEKS AT SEA TO GET TO THIS PLACE.
I SWEAR THIS IS JUST A MEANS TO GET YOU TO PLAY FOR HOURS OR DAYS AT A TIME WITH NO HOPE OF BEING ABLE TO WIN MULTIPLE ROUNDS
WHILE STILL BEING SO ADDICTING THAT IT PUTS GAMZEE'S FORMER DEPENDANCE ON SOPOR TO SHAME.
15 November 2012 @ 01:08 am
004 ♋ Video ♋ Canon Update
HOLY FUCK, OW!
(( ooc: and responses will be delayed until after Karkat exits the dreambubble! ))
31 May 2012 @ 11:28 pm
002 ♋ Voice
Here's a question for the masses to pause and let stew in their think pan juices before replying:
What's the point in living?
Before anyone goes on about "oh don't think like that Karkat!" shut the fuck up. I'm not about to off myself or anything so mind boggling stupid. It's just no one else on this rock will give me one second of their time or lend a auricular sponge clot just for my fucking vitriolic purposes. Thus I pose the question to this community in hopes that at least someone gives two shits to listen and maybe, just maybe, converse so I can get these useless thoughts out of my system.
Because seriously, what's the point in struggling to live if death means an eternity of floating around in your memories and meeting other dead shit stains? Fuck, you still exist in the end!
What's the point in living?
Before anyone goes on about "oh don't think like that Karkat!" shut the fuck up. I'm not about to off myself or anything so mind boggling stupid. It's just no one else on this rock will give me one second of their time or lend a auricular sponge clot just for my fucking vitriolic purposes. Thus I pose the question to this community in hopes that at least someone gives two shits to listen and maybe, just maybe, converse so I can get these useless thoughts out of my system.
Because seriously, what's the point in struggling to live if death means an eternity of floating around in your memories and meeting other dead shit stains? Fuck, you still exist in the end!
12 May 2012 @ 01:54 pm
002 ♋ Text ♋ 4th Wall Breaking Beware
FOR ONCE I'M GOING TO CUT IT OUT WITH THE LINEBREAKING BECAUSE HOLY SHIT DO I HAVE A LOT TO SAY. I'VE BEEN MARATHONING THIS DRAMA FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG NOW AND TO SAY THAT I AM EMOTIONALLY DRAINED IS LIKE SAYING A TYPHOON IS JUST A LIGHT SPRINKLE OF WATER. SERIOUSLY, I HAD NO IDEA THAT HUMANS WROTE THE MOST TRAGIC OF PALE ROMANCES IN THE HISTORY OF ALL THE UNIVERSES. NO, REALLY. THEY DID AND I BET THEY DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING REALIZE WHAT THEY WERE WRITING EITHER, BUT FUCK. IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND I HAVE NO PROBLEMS SAYING AS MUCH.
( oocly cut for WALL OF TEXT, spoilers, and image heavy )
( oocly cut for WALL OF TEXT, spoilers, and image heavy )
20 April 2012 @ 03:21 pm
[Video]
Hey, I got him! I got him! He'th under my control. Now get thith footage, and don't mithh it!
[The video opens wobbling on two young trolls, Sollux and Karkat. Both of them are recognizable, but as they both turn to face the camera, which is clearly being held by someone whose hands are shaking very badly, it's obvious that something is different. Sollux's glass lenses are both blue, and one of his eyes glows red with the vision 8-fold that Vriska normally would have. His symbol is Vriska blue. Karkat is holding a hockey stick in one hand, and his symbol is indigo. Both boys are grinning.
As they shift out of the way of the camera a little, it's revealed that there is a young troll sitting on the ground, his eyes glassy and his whole body trembling. His own symbol is browny-orange, but this isn't Tavros, it's a stranger. Sollux grins at the camera, and addresses the camera operator] You be good now, and maybe I'll let you live. Jutht hold the camera thtill!
[Then he looks at Karkat] You ready for thith?
[Karkat is tapping the end of the hockey stick on the ground irritably.] Just hurry the fuck up. I want to get in on the fun too.( Cut for gore and bad bad troll boys doing bad things )
[OOC: Both Sollux and Karkat will be replying after feeding their hapless victims to spidermom]
[The video opens wobbling on two young trolls, Sollux and Karkat. Both of them are recognizable, but as they both turn to face the camera, which is clearly being held by someone whose hands are shaking very badly, it's obvious that something is different. Sollux's glass lenses are both blue, and one of his eyes glows red with the vision 8-fold that Vriska normally would have. His symbol is Vriska blue. Karkat is holding a hockey stick in one hand, and his symbol is indigo. Both boys are grinning.
As they shift out of the way of the camera a little, it's revealed that there is a young troll sitting on the ground, his eyes glassy and his whole body trembling. His own symbol is browny-orange, but this isn't Tavros, it's a stranger. Sollux grins at the camera, and addresses the camera operator] You be good now, and maybe I'll let you live. Jutht hold the camera thtill!
[Then he looks at Karkat] You ready for thith?
[Karkat is tapping the end of the hockey stick on the ground irritably.] Just hurry the fuck up. I want to get in on the fun too.( Cut for gore and bad bad troll boys doing bad things )
[OOC: Both Sollux and Karkat will be replying after feeding their hapless victims to spidermom]
31 December 2011 @ 07:55 am
voice
[a scratchy, breathy voice comes through, talking quickly and brashly and getting more and more worked up]
Is this holiday shit you're all babbling about over soon? Jesus fuck, I am sick of this. What kind of dumb grub believes a fat man wearing red clothes actually travels the entire planet in one night, I repeat, one fucking night, to give out shit for free?
Who the fuck does that?! What kind of shitty made up lie is that?! I don't even understand why you humans feel the need to lie about everything considering you are all awful at it. It's like watching a seabeast trying to walk on Alternia's burning surface, it's fins flapping uselessly in the air. AKA, totally fucking pathetic.
I feel impossibly sorry for you if you fell for it, though you probably fucking deserved it for being so gullible and stupid! Use your nooksucking little head, humans, before I rip it off your neck and throw up in the gaping hole it leaves out of disgust for how little your brains weight.
[voice quiets down a bit] The giving people gifts shit is irredeemably pointless as shit, too. Nobody wants shitty gifts. Who gives a fuck.
I am fucking done.
GOODBYE. [almost hissed, before the connection cuts out. what he will not tell you is that he had begun to prepare things to hand out to his friends...and then felt stupid, and made this little post. because he is the king of dumbasses and self loathing.]
Is this holiday shit you're all babbling about over soon? Jesus fuck, I am sick of this. What kind of dumb grub believes a fat man wearing red clothes actually travels the entire planet in one night, I repeat, one fucking night, to give out shit for free?
Who the fuck does that?! What kind of shitty made up lie is that?! I don't even understand why you humans feel the need to lie about everything considering you are all awful at it. It's like watching a seabeast trying to walk on Alternia's burning surface, it's fins flapping uselessly in the air. AKA, totally fucking pathetic.
I feel impossibly sorry for you if you fell for it, though you probably fucking deserved it for being so gullible and stupid! Use your nooksucking little head, humans, before I rip it off your neck and throw up in the gaping hole it leaves out of disgust for how little your brains weight.
[voice quiets down a bit] The giving people gifts shit is irredeemably pointless as shit, too. Nobody wants shitty gifts. Who gives a fuck.
I am fucking done.
GOODBYE. [almost hissed, before the connection cuts out. what he will not tell you is that he had begun to prepare things to hand out to his friends...and then felt stupid, and made this little post. because he is the king of dumbasses and self loathing.]
30 October 2011 @ 09:29 am
LISTEN, PUNY LITTLE HUMANS AND OTHER STRANGE CREATURES.
YOUR GOD IS SPEAKING.
SORT OF, BUT WHATTHEFUCKEVER.
JUST LISTEN THE HELL UP.
I'VE BEEN AROUND THIS SHITHOLE ON THE INTERNET LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THAT THERE ARE SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS
OF THE ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENT KIND.
I MEAN
WHAT THE FUCK?
I'M STUCK WITH A BUNCH OF CHITTERING GRUBS PINING FOR THEIR FIRST QUADRANT.
THIS IS SO HARD TO WATCH I FEEL LIKE MY THINKPAN IS MELTING OUT OF MY FUCKING AUDITORY ORIFICES
GET YOUR FUCKING ACTS TOGETHER, YOU BUNCH OF SHITHEADS.
HE'S NOT GOING TO NOTICE YOU IF YOU TRY AND ACT LIKE YOUR FLUSHED FEELINGS AREN'T THERE.
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO BE YOUR MOIRAIL WHY DON'T YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP ASK INSTEAD OF MAKING A DUMBASS OF YOURSELF BY NOT FILTERING YOUR SHIT RIGHT.
YOU'RE A RIGHT NOOKSNIFFER IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FORCE YOUR KISMESIS OR WHATEVER QUADRANT INTO FILLING A PAIL WITH YOU.
SHE'S NOT GOING TO STICK AROUND IF YOU DON'T GIVE HER THE RIGHT KIND OF FUCKING ATTENTION, EITHER.
JUST FUCKING TALK TO EACH OTHER YOU RIDICULOUSLY LOW INTELLECTUAL QUOTIENT MAMMALS.
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THE SHEER AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY I HAVE BEEN WITNESSING.
IT HURTS MY BLOOD PUMP, IT REALLY DOES.
HURTS IT SO.
JUST PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP TO YOUR ARMPITS
THANK THE UNIVERSE FOR NOT CHAINING YOU AND LEAVING YOU BLEEDING
AND GO GET 'EM.
YOUR GOD IS SPEAKING.
SORT OF, BUT WHATTHEFUCKEVER.
JUST LISTEN THE HELL UP.
I'VE BEEN AROUND THIS SHITHOLE ON THE INTERNET LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THAT THERE ARE SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS
OF THE ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENT KIND.
I MEAN
WHAT THE FUCK?
I'M STUCK WITH A BUNCH OF CHITTERING GRUBS PINING FOR THEIR FIRST QUADRANT.
THIS IS SO HARD TO WATCH I FEEL LIKE MY THINKPAN IS MELTING OUT OF MY FUCKING AUDITORY ORIFICES
GET YOUR FUCKING ACTS TOGETHER, YOU BUNCH OF SHITHEADS.
HE'S NOT GOING TO NOTICE YOU IF YOU TRY AND ACT LIKE YOUR FLUSHED FEELINGS AREN'T THERE.
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO BE YOUR MOIRAIL WHY DON'T YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP ASK INSTEAD OF MAKING A DUMBASS OF YOURSELF BY NOT FILTERING YOUR SHIT RIGHT.
YOU'RE A RIGHT NOOKSNIFFER IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FORCE YOUR KISMESIS OR WHATEVER QUADRANT INTO FILLING A PAIL WITH YOU.
SHE'S NOT GOING TO STICK AROUND IF YOU DON'T GIVE HER THE RIGHT KIND OF FUCKING ATTENTION, EITHER.
JUST FUCKING TALK TO EACH OTHER YOU RIDICULOUSLY LOW INTELLECTUAL QUOTIENT MAMMALS.
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THE SHEER AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY I HAVE BEEN WITNESSING.
IT HURTS MY BLOOD PUMP, IT REALLY DOES.
HURTS IT SO.
JUST PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP TO YOUR ARMPITS
THANK THE UNIVERSE FOR NOT CHAINING YOU AND LEAVING YOU BLEEDING
AND GO GET 'EM.
Current Mood: 
bitchy
bitchy29 August 2011 @ 08:50 am
text
WHAT THE FUCK.
SO THIS IS WHAT YOU NOOKSNIFFERS DO WHEN YOUR LEADER HAS HIS BACK TURNED?
FUCK, NO WONDER NOTHING IS GETTING DONE.
STOP WASTING TIME, YOU BULGESTAINS!
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
AND DON'T START SPOUTING BULLSHIT ABOUT A MAID OF TIME
THIS TIMELINE IS ALREADY LIKE A FUCKING TANGLE OF POISONOUS SLITHERBEASTS MATING
AND REPRODUCING THEIR OWN POISONOUS TIMELINES
WHERE EVERYBODY FUCKING DIES.
GET THE HELL BACK TO WORK.
BEFORE THE IMPENDING DOOM I FEEL CREEPING UP ON US ACTUALLY BECOMES A REALITY.
ALSO. WHO THE FUCK ARE THE REST OF YOU?
SO THIS IS WHAT YOU NOOKSNIFFERS DO WHEN YOUR LEADER HAS HIS BACK TURNED?
FUCK, NO WONDER NOTHING IS GETTING DONE.
STOP WASTING TIME, YOU BULGESTAINS!
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
AND DON'T START SPOUTING BULLSHIT ABOUT A MAID OF TIME
THIS TIMELINE IS ALREADY LIKE A FUCKING TANGLE OF POISONOUS SLITHERBEASTS MATING
AND REPRODUCING THEIR OWN POISONOUS TIMELINES
WHERE EVERYBODY FUCKING DIES.
GET THE HELL BACK TO WORK.
BEFORE THE IMPENDING DOOM I FEEL CREEPING UP ON US ACTUALLY BECOMES A REALITY.
ALSO. WHO THE FUCK ARE THE REST OF YOU?
22 June 2011 @ 11:36 pm
[text --> video]
OKAY YOU MISERABLE PILE OF SHITSACKS.
I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO CLEAR UP BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU ARE ALL INCREDIBLY FUCKING GULLIBLE AND WILL BELIEVE ANY WORDS THAT TUMBLE OUT OF ANY GRIMY MORON'S MOUTH.
SO LISTEN UP, AND LISTEN UP GOOD.
FIRST OFF, IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM DO I ENJOY BEING SMACKED BY TEREZI'S CANE.
IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH AND SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY, OKAY.
REALLY FUCKING CRAZY.
SECOND, I DON'T LIKE WEARING RED DRESSAANLDSK;JGFOAO;SIEJRGN78
AJFHO;ADSF
JOPIAEJNRJKLAHNDS
IOWJOJ;AD
ASDHIOFU
TEREZI GET THE FUAAJDIOSPFHOPNNMCBPEOWI90ADSJK
IOUIH328NJN-ASUIDRYPIKADSF
AOISDJ'AKLKAHOF7O3UNA
ADJOPFI
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
ASJKDFIOPJAODS;F;
TEREZI GODDAMNAJDSIFOPJAHSDFHAI
[The text cuts out to give way to video, with Terezi and Karkat acting as the stars. Terezi is currently leaning over right into Karkat's face, licking his cheek while he pulls at her hair and curses to high heaven. They are continually batting at each other with their free hands, knocking against the keyboard and the computer (which is probably how they turned on the video on accident). It's a surprise they haven't knocked it over yet.
Ah.
That is the sweet noise of young love.]
I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO CLEAR UP BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU ARE ALL INCREDIBLY FUCKING GULLIBLE AND WILL BELIEVE ANY WORDS THAT TUMBLE OUT OF ANY GRIMY MORON'S MOUTH.
SO LISTEN UP, AND LISTEN UP GOOD.
FIRST OFF, IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM DO I ENJOY BEING SMACKED BY TEREZI'S CANE.
IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH AND SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY, OKAY.
REALLY FUCKING CRAZY.
SECOND, I DON'T LIKE WEARING RED DRESSAANLDSK;JGFOAO;SIEJRGN78
AJFHO;ADSF
JOPIAEJNRJKLAHNDS
IOWJOJ;AD
ASDHIOFU
TEREZI GET THE FUAAJDIOSPFHOPNNMCBPEOWI90ADSJK
IOUIH328NJN-ASUIDRYPIKADSF
AOISDJ'AKLKAHOF7O3UNA
ADJOPFI
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
ASJKDFIOPJAODS;F;
TEREZI GODDAMNAJDSIFOPJAHSDFHAI
[The text cuts out to give way to video, with Terezi and Karkat acting as the stars. Terezi is currently leaning over right into Karkat's face, licking his cheek while he pulls at her hair and curses to high heaven. They are continually batting at each other with their free hands, knocking against the keyboard and the computer (which is probably how they turned on the video on accident). It's a surprise they haven't knocked it over yet.
Ah.
That is the sweet noise of young love.]
03 June 2011 @ 11:48 am
> [V] John: Cry your heart out.
[From John's PDA, a video is being recorded for the community. There is a room, dimly-lit by the light of a TV screen. There is music playing as credits roll. There is a lot of sobbing.
Sitting together on one couch are Madoka, Mileina, Tieria, Karkat and John, and there is... something confusing going on. Madoka and Mileina are crying and hugging each other, Karkat is pulling a strange, scrunched-up face and biting his lip with teary eyes while he pats John's shoulders awkwardly - John, who is clinging to Karkat and sobbing into his shirt.
Tieria is sitting in the middle looking characteristically grumpy and a little bit put-off.]
Well, it really was her own fault.
[Silence.
...
SUDDENLY, BAWLING CHILDREN.]
Sitting together on one couch are Madoka, Mileina, Tieria, Karkat and John, and there is... something confusing going on. Madoka and Mileina are crying and hugging each other, Karkat is pulling a strange, scrunched-up face and biting his lip with teary eyes while he pats John's shoulders awkwardly - John, who is clinging to Karkat and sobbing into his shirt.
Tieria is sitting in the middle looking characteristically grumpy and a little bit put-off.]
Well, it really was her own fault.
[Silence.
...
SUDDENLY, BAWLING CHILDREN.]
23 May 2011 @ 12:55 am
21 May 2011 @ 02:36 am
Prussia trolling at his best, he's even using fancy language - locked from the kids in the comm
13 May 2011 @ 04:53 pm
[video]
[There is a troll glaring at you. He is glaring at you in a very angry fashion. For those who know him, he may possibly look even angrier than usual.
It's only after a few moments that he opens his mouth, exposing his rather sharp troll-y fangs to say something. His voice is gruff and irritable (as it is most of the time), and it is to be expected that he's preparing to say something quite rude.
But instead...]
Fuuuuuuu-- fiddlesticks.
[His right eye twitches a bit as he grits his teeth, before opening his mouth to speak again]
FIDDLESTICKS.
[He clenches his hand into a fist and brings it down hard against the desk]
FIDDLESTICKS. Shiiii-- shoot. Shoot shoot fiddlesticks darn it fiddlestickbutt not-very-nice head--
[After these ridiculous sounding insults, Karkat lets out a frustrated cry and bangs his head against the keyboard, lifting one fist to smack himself on the back of his head as he does so]
I love you.
[... and that seems to be the last straw as he practically goes 'AAAAAAAAAARGHH' in rage and shuts off the feet]
((... because I forgot to mention it ALL OF HIS REPLIES ARE VIDEO, so no troll text for him now!))
It's only after a few moments that he opens his mouth, exposing his rather sharp troll-y fangs to say something. His voice is gruff and irritable (as it is most of the time), and it is to be expected that he's preparing to say something quite rude.
But instead...]
Fuuuuuuu-- fiddlesticks.
[His right eye twitches a bit as he grits his teeth, before opening his mouth to speak again]
FIDDLESTICKS.
[He clenches his hand into a fist and brings it down hard against the desk]
FIDDLESTICKS. Shiiii-- shoot. Shoot shoot fiddlesticks darn it fiddlestickbutt not-very-nice head--
[After these ridiculous sounding insults, Karkat lets out a frustrated cry and bangs his head against the keyboard, lifting one fist to smack himself on the back of his head as he does so]
I love you.
[... and that seems to be the last straw as he practically goes 'AAAAAAAAAARGHH' in rage and shuts off the feet]
((... because I forgot to mention it ALL OF HIS REPLIES ARE VIDEO, so no troll text for him now!))
09 May 2011 @ 11:45 pm
24 March 2011 @ 08:48 pm
>Karkat: Pester ducks
JEGUS FUCKING GOG SUCKING ON A POPSICLE OF SHIT YOU GUYS, CAN'T YOU JUST CONCENTRATE ON ONE SINGLE FUCKING ORDER FOR FIVE SECONDS?
SERIOUSLY I TURN MY BACK ON YOU AND YOU'RE ALL OVER THIS... THIS...
OKAY I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO TROLL THE HUMANS BUT I DIDN'T MEAN EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING IN EXISTENCE EVER, THAT'S JUST WAY TOO DAMN MUCH.
OH I GET IT. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PISS ME OFF AREN'T YOU.
WELL GOOD JOB, WELL DONE, I'M PISSED OFF.
OR MAYBE YOU WERE EXPECTING GOLD FUCKING STARS FOR OVERACHIEVEMENT?
SURE, I'VE GOT YOUR GOLD STARS RIGHT HERE. LET ME JUST PULL THEM OUT OF MY NOOK AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT DOWN YOUR GOB HOLES HOW'S THAT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
SERIOUSLY I TURN MY BACK ON YOU AND YOU'RE ALL OVER THIS... THIS...
OKAY I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO TROLL THE HUMANS BUT I DIDN'T MEAN EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING IN EXISTENCE EVER, THAT'S JUST WAY TOO DAMN MUCH.
OH I GET IT. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PISS ME OFF AREN'T YOU.
WELL GOOD JOB, WELL DONE, I'M PISSED OFF.
OR MAYBE YOU WERE EXPECTING GOLD FUCKING STARS FOR OVERACHIEVEMENT?
SURE, I'VE GOT YOUR GOLD STARS RIGHT HERE. LET ME JUST PULL THEM OUT OF MY NOOK AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT DOWN YOUR GOB HOLES HOW'S THAT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?