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[papshooshing]

HOW THE BLISTERING, FESTERING FUCK DO YOU BEAT THIS GAME?
I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS STUPID THING FOR...
WELL
I CAN'T REALLY RECALL HOW LONG BECAUSE TIME DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANY MEANING HERE.
HOWEVER, YOU GET THE POINT.
THIS THING HAS BEEN ON MY SCREEN FOR A *VERY* LONG TIME.
I HAVE TRIED MULTIPLE STRATAGEMS ON EACH TYPE OF ILLNESS, BUT STILL BEATING THIS GAME IS A RARE THING INDEED.
ACTUALLY, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MANAGE IT ALL OF ONCE AND THAT'S BECAUSE I *STARTED* IN THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE REGION TO GET TO:
MADAGASCAR.
WHAT SHITHEAD THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO MAKE ONLY ONE WAY IN AND OUT OF THAT STUPID ISLAND?
WHY IS THERE NOT AT LEAST AN AIRPORT?
THAT'S WHAT HUMANS CALL THE LANDING LOCATIONS OF THOSE PASSENGER TRANSPORTS IN THE SKY, RIGHT?
SO DOES NO WHY THINK TO FLY INSTEAD OF SPEND WEEKS AT SEA TO GET TO THIS PLACE.
I SWEAR THIS IS JUST A MEANS TO GET YOU TO PLAY FOR HOURS OR DAYS AT A TIME WITH NO HOPE OF BEING ABLE TO WIN MULTIPLE ROUNDS
WHILE STILL BEING SO ADDICTING THAT IT PUTS GAMZEE'S FORMER DEPENDANCE ON SOPOR TO SHAME.

Comments

[harlol]

i have not actually played this one before!!! :o
i guess it is popular though?
hmmmmm......

[papshooshing]

IS IT?
I KNOW IT'S A HUMAN FLASH GAME, BUT THAT'S WHERE MY OUTSIDE KNOWLEDGE OF IT ENDS.

[harlol]

i keep hearing about it lately :o
i dont usually play video games
but i have been more often lately because theres nothing to do!!!

[papshooshing]

OH RIGHT, FLYING INTO THE NEW SESSION.
I'D ASK HOW THAT'S GOING FOR YOU, BUT YOU ALREADY ANSWERED THAT.
AT LEAST YOU HAVE ACTUAL *THINGS* TO INTERACT WITH, RIGHT?
NOT SOME DEAD TROLL PLAYERS.

[harlol]

are they still annoying you?? :/

[papshooshing]

I DON'T THINK THERE WILL EVER COME A TIME IN WHICH THEY DO NOT IRRITATE ME.

[harlol]

what did they do this time?

[papshooshing]

NOTHING THAT IS WORTH VOICING AT THIS POINT IN TIME.

[harlol]

geez >>
well whatever it is maybe it isnt that bad!
you do always exaggerate things if they get on your nerves.....

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[selene]

.. W-wait, what's this game even about?! I'm so confused! [ anything would confuse you, usagi.. ]

What's that cute yellow blob-snake thing supposed to be?

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[papshooshing]

You're trying to infect the world with a disease. That blob-snake thing is a parasite.

Can you not read or something?

[selene]

Of course I can read! But there's too many complicated words in this, it seems so difficult..! This is more the kind of stuff Umino-kun would play!

[papshooshing]

There's nothing here that's complicated. It's almost the exact opposite of complicated, game play-wise.

[selene]

.. I'm not sure if I want to see what your idea of a hard game is then.. This is already way more difficult than the Sailor V game!

[papshooshing]

THE GAME I AM PRESENTLY STUCK IN IS THE HARDEST GAME OF ALL TIME.
NO OTHER GAME CAN EVEN COMPARE.

[selene]

Woah, that does sound really impressive..! And a little scary, honestly..

But if you want to get out of it, just quit the game, you know! You can't really be 'stuck' in it!

[papshooshing]

Uh... The game kind of consumes your entire universe so there's really no "quitting" it.

Apparently the "canon" of my reality that appears on this shitty network is called Homestuck.

[docfoul]

You're having trouble?

[papshooshing]

CUT THE TAUNTING, DOUCHEPUPPET.
I'LL FIND A WAY TO BLOW UP *YOUR* COMPUTER NEXT.

[docfoul]

You are welcome to try.
It would be quite an achievement, considering I don't have one.

[papshooshing]

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ACCESSING *ANYTHING* AT ALL?

[docfoul]

I have a typewriter, of course.

[papshooshing]

THAT ENABLES YOU TO SEE THIS HOW, EXACTLY?

[docfoul]

I almost wonder if you remember who you're speaking to, Mr. Vantas.

[papshooshing]

OH I TRY.
GODDAMN DO I *TRY* TO FORGET.