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[papshooshing]

HOW THE BLISTERING, FESTERING FUCK DO YOU BEAT THIS GAME?
I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS STUPID THING FOR...
WELL
I CAN'T REALLY RECALL HOW LONG BECAUSE TIME DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANY MEANING HERE.
HOWEVER, YOU GET THE POINT.
THIS THING HAS BEEN ON MY SCREEN FOR A *VERY* LONG TIME.
I HAVE TRIED MULTIPLE STRATAGEMS ON EACH TYPE OF ILLNESS, BUT STILL BEATING THIS GAME IS A RARE THING INDEED.
ACTUALLY, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MANAGE IT ALL OF ONCE AND THAT'S BECAUSE I *STARTED* IN THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE REGION TO GET TO:
MADAGASCAR.
WHAT SHITHEAD THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO MAKE ONLY ONE WAY IN AND OUT OF THAT STUPID ISLAND?
WHY IS THERE NOT AT LEAST AN AIRPORT?
THAT'S WHAT HUMANS CALL THE LANDING LOCATIONS OF THOSE PASSENGER TRANSPORTS IN THE SKY, RIGHT?
SO DOES NO WHY THINK TO FLY INSTEAD OF SPEND WEEKS AT SEA TO GET TO THIS PLACE.
I SWEAR THIS IS JUST A MEANS TO GET YOU TO PLAY FOR HOURS OR DAYS AT A TIME WITH NO HOPE OF BEING ABLE TO WIN MULTIPLE ROUNDS
WHILE STILL BEING SO ADDICTING THAT IT PUTS GAMZEE'S FORMER DEPENDANCE ON SOPOR TO SHAME.

Comments

[harlol]

i have not actually played this one before!!! :o
i guess it is popular though?
hmmmmm......

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[selene]

.. W-wait, what's this game even about?! I'm so confused! [ anything would confuse you, usagi.. ]

What's that cute yellow blob-snake thing supposed to be?

[docfoul]

You're having trouble?

[papshooshing]

IS IT?
I KNOW IT'S A HUMAN FLASH GAME, BUT THAT'S WHERE MY OUTSIDE KNOWLEDGE OF IT ENDS.

[papshooshing]

CUT THE TAUNTING, DOUCHEPUPPET.
I'LL FIND A WAY TO BLOW UP *YOUR* COMPUTER NEXT.

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[papshooshing]

You're trying to infect the world with a disease. That blob-snake thing is a parasite.

Can you not read or something?

[harlol]

i keep hearing about it lately :o
i dont usually play video games
but i have been more often lately because theres nothing to do!!!

[docfoul]

You are welcome to try.
It would be quite an achievement, considering I don't have one.

[selene]

Of course I can read! But there's too many complicated words in this, it seems so difficult..! This is more the kind of stuff Umino-kun would play!

[papshooshing]

OH RIGHT, FLYING INTO THE NEW SESSION.
I'D ASK HOW THAT'S GOING FOR YOU, BUT YOU ALREADY ANSWERED THAT.
AT LEAST YOU HAVE ACTUAL *THINGS* TO INTERACT WITH, RIGHT?
NOT SOME DEAD TROLL PLAYERS.

[harlol]

are they still annoying you?? :/

[papshooshing]

I DON'T THINK THERE WILL EVER COME A TIME IN WHICH THEY DO NOT IRRITATE ME.

[papshooshing]

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ACCESSING *ANYTHING* AT ALL?

[papshooshing]

There's nothing here that's complicated. It's almost the exact opposite of complicated, game play-wise.

[harlol]

what did they do this time?

[papshooshing]

NOTHING THAT IS WORTH VOICING AT THIS POINT IN TIME.

[harlol]

geez >>
well whatever it is maybe it isnt that bad!
you do always exaggerate things if they get on your nerves.....

[papshooshing]

DAVE IS ALSO A BANE OF MY EXISTENCE AT THE MOMENT.
SO THERE'S THAT.

[harlol]

oh no
well....
he is a good person
he probably just wants to impress you all and is being silly about it!
what did he do D:

[papshooshing]

BESIDES RAMBLING NON STOP AND SCRIBBLING ALL OVER THE WALLS?
BEING A COMPLETE DOUCHE.

[harlol]

isnt drawing on the walls terezis thing :?

[papshooshing]

THEY'RE DOING IT TOGETHER.

[harlol]

i guess i cant really imagine you joining in :)
but well....
maybe it will get better when you are all more used to each other??
i am getting used to having like a million cakes around!!

[selene]

.. I'm not sure if I want to see what your idea of a hard game is then.. This is already way more difficult than the Sailor V game!

[docfoul]

I have a typewriter, of course.