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Karkat Vantas ♋ ( carcinoGeneticist ) ([personal profile] papshooshing) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2013-02-13 08:54 pm

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HOW THE BLISTERING, FESTERING FUCK DO YOU BEAT THIS GAME?
I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS STUPID THING FOR...
WELL
I CAN'T REALLY RECALL HOW LONG BECAUSE TIME DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANY MEANING HERE.
HOWEVER, YOU GET THE POINT.
THIS THING HAS BEEN ON MY SCREEN FOR A *VERY* LONG TIME.
I HAVE TRIED MULTIPLE STRATAGEMS ON EACH TYPE OF ILLNESS, BUT STILL BEATING THIS GAME IS A RARE THING INDEED.
ACTUALLY, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MANAGE IT ALL OF ONCE AND THAT'S BECAUSE I *STARTED* IN THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE REGION TO GET TO:
MADAGASCAR.
WHAT SHITHEAD THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO MAKE ONLY ONE WAY IN AND OUT OF THAT STUPID ISLAND?
WHY IS THERE NOT AT LEAST AN AIRPORT?
THAT'S WHAT HUMANS CALL THE LANDING LOCATIONS OF THOSE PASSENGER TRANSPORTS IN THE SKY, RIGHT?
SO DOES NO WHY THINK TO FLY INSTEAD OF SPEND WEEKS AT SEA TO GET TO THIS PLACE.
I SWEAR THIS IS JUST A MEANS TO GET YOU TO PLAY FOR HOURS OR DAYS AT A TIME WITH NO HOPE OF BEING ABLE TO WIN MULTIPLE ROUNDS
WHILE STILL BEING SO ADDICTING THAT IT PUTS GAMZEE'S FORMER DEPENDANCE ON SOPOR TO SHAME.
docfoul: (I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE.)

[personal profile] docfoul 2013-02-25 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't be particularly funny now.
Edited (whOOPS) 2013-02-25 20:13 (UTC)
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sobs

[personal profile] docfoul 2013-03-01 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that is a funny one. Well done.