Should I count this as a virus?

[ AUDIO ]

[ It's soft at first, but there's a sound in the background that sounds like heavy fabric being dragged across a floor.

Thump!

Drag, drag, drag. Thump!

This continues a couple more times until the sounds finally cease. Gamzee speaks, but those who've spoken with him before can see that he doesn't sound...quite...like himself? It probably shouldn't be too surprising anymore. It was hinted at long ago, and things are just running its natural course :c ]

Good....... there's motherfuckin' all like just enough in here-- [ some more shuffling noises and a hollow sound of things bumping around on the other side of glass, then a sickening sort of 'splat' sound followed by an irritated sounding grunt from the indigo-blood. ]

MOTHERFUCKER JUST-- Just get all your rihonkulous motherfucking gangling appendages all up in there. DO IT.

[ Audio feed cuts off ]

[The video starts up, as usual, in Tails' room. He seems to be in a good mood.]

I have to say, I'm liking the new service the community is using so far. It's got the majority of features that we had before, plus some new ones. I wouldn't mind if it stays this way really. What about you guys? What do you think of it so far?

[He then remembers something.] ...Oh and I almost forgot. I finally saved up enough to get a new phone.

[He takes the new cell phone and shows it on camera.]

I switched to Sprint and it's cheaper than AT&T. I would have gotten an IPhone, but those are way too expensive for me. Even if I saved up. At least this one is good enough.

[He puts it away and the video ends.]

[Denzel can be seen close up at first with only his glasses and eyes. The glasses are reflecting what appears to be a lot of computer code on the screen in front of him]

This is strange... Why is it that everytime, I, Mr. Crocker attempt to direct myself to 'Live Journal' nothing happens?! Heck, everytime I try hacking into them I end up at this 'DreamWidth'

[Christmas carolers can be heard in background] On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -

SHUT THE HECK UP! [Sound of a window slamming on fingers] OW!

What do we do Fwakes? What do we do? This is obvouisly the work of - FAIRY GODPARENTS!? I need to get out of here and now the site has been brought down mysteriously! [Gnawing on a pencil and eye twitching before the pencil drops to the floor. Crocker lifts his arm out for Fawkes to perch there]

What if they're all gone forever... I never even got to say good bai...

But I was only trying to make my profile a little prettier, and also implement some beta-level protocol buffers to speed transfer of encrypted data through a third-party remote server...! Does that really warrant a hosting change?

Let's say you love someone. And no, this isn't hypothetical, I won't pretend that it is and insult your intelligence.

Let's say you love someone. Unfortunately, the culture of your world dictates that if it's ever publicly known that you're in a relationship, you'll be killed by an angry mob. Any potential child between you two will hasten the end of the world by a hundred years.

How do you deal with the knowledge that you're never going to be able to have a public relationship, have children, et cetera?