Bloggers of DramaDramaDuck!

I, Haruhi Suzumiya: Commander of the SOS Brigade, demand you reveal your leader and explain yourself or I'm going to release my secret weapon on your puny duck blog in retaliation for overriding our homepage!

You have exactly one hour to comply or this is war!

Is it me or are the lot of you getting more sexually frustrated? Or is the whole "writing erotica about each other" a response to the change of stimuli?

Either way, get liquored up and go fornicate. It's awkward enough making that statement to the masses, but seriously. Seriously.

Jesus Christ.