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[ioudas]

Is it me or are the lot of you getting more sexually frustrated? Or is the whole "writing erotica about each other" a response to the change of stimuli?

Either way, get liquored up and go fornicate. It's awkward enough making that statement to the masses, but seriously. Seriously.

Jesus Christ.

Comments

[jailbirds]

I thought it was funny! They're pretty desperate, huh? I didn't think people even sank that low.

[ioudas]

I sure hope so.

[jailbirds]

Imagine how many people are getting off on that stuff right now.

[ioudas]

Please don't remind me that people will do that, it just makes it all that more awkward.

[soulfist]

Seems like you're the one who's sexually frustrated here~ You're the only person who's complained.

[ioudas]

I plan to take care of that, I assure you.

[soulfist]

Oh?

Do you need some help there~? [ she giggles ]

[ioudas]

Are you offering?

[soulfist]

I could be♥

Would you deny a beautiful woman, like me?

[ioudas]

It would be very rude of me to do that.

[soulfist]

I'm glad to hear it~

What's your name, dear?

[ioudas]

Cross Marian. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[soulfist]

I'm Morrigan Aensland, and the pleasure is all mine~

[ioudas]

Am I going to be able to buy you a drink first?

[soulfist]

Of course!

[ioudas]

Your world or mine?

[soulfist]

Whichever is easiest for you, dear~

[ioudas]

Have someone bring you to China, 18xx. [8)]

[soulfist]

Oh my, that's not too long ago~

[ioudas]

What can I say, I'm an antique.

[soulfist]

That's not at all a bad thing.

[sotobas_lot]

Looks like writing erotica about others is more of a means of harassment than release.

[ioudas]

Think whatever you want.

[sotobas_lot]

Do you think anybody really got off to much of anything over there?

[ioudas]

Can we not talk about this?

[kismesist]

Is that really a thing that happened.

[ioudas]

Would I lie about my displeasure?