[An image of Captain John will appear on your screens. Or, for those lucky enough to have the technology a hologram.]

"Ah! I thought I lost you fine people, I'm pleased to see that isn't the case."

[He tilts his chair back and folds his hands behind his head.]

"So! What madness have we all been living through since last I graced all your prescences?"

[An angelic figure blinks at the screen. She seems to be on a bleak streetside - behind her, the sky is a mass of dark grey clouds.]

This is used to ask questions, right? Okay, I have a question.

What's revenge?

Thank you, everyone.

Ducks. How positively charming! to think, the world had such hidden depths of which I was not aware, and yet here you all are in my aethographic transmitter. I knew it picked up a wide range of transmissions, but I was not expecting this. I feel positively faint. I must assume this transmission is being received. How are you all on this fine evening.

[The elegant form of a blonde man in a suit can be seen, leaning against the metal edges of a bar. The lighting is poor, but if you look closely, you might notice that his eyes are different colours. One of them is a deep and unnatural red.

Underneath the dim blue lights, his expression is basely chilled out, utterly relaxed.]

So people still find a use for this sort of thing elsewhere... well, then. Far be it for me to be rude.

Hello. My name is Louis Cyphre. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

I have a question for you. It may seem a little odd at first, but, well. Call it curiosity.

[The best way to judge people is through their words and actions.]

If you could reshape the world to your own will, what sort of world would you want it to be?

[His slender fingers wrap around the stem of a wine glass, lifting it to his lips.]

Think as hard as you like.

Kano and I are holding a sleepover on Saturday the fourth of February and are formally inviting the rest of the ducks.

The plans include:
-Truth or dare
-Prank calls
-Doing each other's hair and nails
-Hide and go seek
-Board games
-Movies we're not allowed to watch

We are also open to suggestions. Worldhops to and from will be arranged by us.