Third time is not the charm. Might be the least charming. The men in there were trying not to laugh. One actually did but...-Someone remind me to get cucumbers.

Does anyone know if four can be a lucky number?
And is anyone here a bartender? Yuri needs one.

3:30:12 pm: autobots r makings troubles @ a nuclear power plant.
3:35:45 pm: i'm going in! they never suspect i'm here spyings on them.
3:40:50 pm: hiding behind these computers. they'll never see me!!! i'm waving btw.
3:41:05 pm: Rodimus's face looks rly stupid from this angle.
3:41:17 pm: it looks like he wielded scrap metal to his faceplate.
3:41:20 pm: he really stinks today too. i cans smell him from here!!!
3:41:25 pm: he looks really angry now.
3:41:27 pm: HE SEES ME!!! HOW HE KNOW I WAS HERE!?
3:43:30 pm: STOP CHASING ME!!! I'M TRYING 2 YATTER!!!
3:43:45 pm: SJKLAFSJF STOP FIRING AT ME!!! I'M LEAVING ALREADY!!
3:45:50 pm: hiding behind some crates. he'll never find me!
3:45:56 pm: HOW DOES HE KEEP FINDING ME!?!?!?
3:46:05 pm: YAY!!! SOUNDWAVE AND BLITZWING FOUND ME!!!
3:55:45 pm: awwwww Starscream says i can't use yatter or boxball 4 a week.
3:55:55 pm: and monitoring duty!? that's boring!!!
3:56:00 pm: i has a grounded...

Okay, I need some proper advice, but since that's doesn't seems to be possible I am asking you all.

Let's say there's this bitch person who keeps being a creep showing up all the time following us around hitting on your boyfriend, even if he knows very well that the other person's is taken.

Any suggestions on how to make the stupid meerkat face him get a grasp on the concept of fidelity? Or at least, make him understad that he's not welcome? Other than punching him in the face even if that so, so, tempting right now. I swear, being in the same room as him makes me want to take a long shower.

They say there are mysterious sounds every night, and that you can hear strange voices. Can you feel anything?

No, it's not like I can sense them...

[ Natsume's walking up a very old staircase in what looks like it could easily be some kind of haunted house. A girl with glasses, Sasada, is following him. ]

No matter how many times you deny it, I still believe that you have a special power! You may not like it, but I think it's wonderful. I think you should be proud of it!

[ At the top of the staircase, Natsume turns around and faces her. ]

By the way, where are Nishimura and Kitamoto?

Uhhh... they went home? [ It almost sounded innocent when she said it. Almost. ]

Went home?

[ Sasada closes her eyes, looking dismissive. ]

We can forget about the people who don't believe.

[ Natsume looks away when she opens them again, obviously uncomfortable. Another third voice surprises both of them into looking back down the staircase, where another girl, Taki, followed them in. ]

I see! This place does look like it would have ghosts.

You--!

Taki!

This looks interesting! I'll join you two.

Heh?

[ Taki runs up the stairs, grabs Sasada's arm, and quickly starts ushering her away. ]

Okay, Sasada-san, let's go look over there. You look over there, Natsume-kun.

[ Just before they're out of sight and through a door, Taki winks back at Natsume while Sasada objects the whole time, then the video cuts out. ]

{{ooc note: Sasada is in italics and Taki is in bold. Natsume is just plain. }}

I have a simple, quick announcement that should put many of you at ease (and, perhaps, disappoint just as many):

I will not be able to conduct business in worlds where superhuman beings or magical forces are predominant, as I am, contrary to what some may have you believe, a human being.

That is all.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?