The PSA he never thought he'd have to make

[dekillerqueen]

I have a simple, quick announcement that should put many of you at ease (and, perhaps, disappoint just as many):

I will not be able to conduct business in worlds where superhuman beings or magical forces are predominant, as I am, contrary to what some may have you believe, a human being.

That is all.

Comments

[ video ]

[soulfist]

I thought this announcement would be you confessing your obvious love for me...

I'm so disappointed.

[dekillerqueen]

... Miss, are you serious?

[ video ]

[material_guy]

Don't get yer hopes too high on him. Bet he don't have the stuff to stick it in somethin' inhumanly hot, either.

Video

[hawkblocker]

Sounds like you need a better business if whatever it is can't be conducted just because you're human.

[dekillerqueen]

My qualifications never had the obligation of extending beyond what is possible in my world.

[Video]

[material_guy]

He's just making excuses for a recent complete 'n total failure. Don't give him too hard a time. It's rough on old geezers realizing they ain't what they used to be, especially when what they used to be was a pretty hyped up, big deal.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Fffft. Crybaby monks, that Touchdown rival you had, and pacifistic girly men got more balls than you.

[dekillerqueen]

Be quiet.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm not girly.

[ironysoul]

You know, Mr. de Killer, that might be a sign it's time for a new career.

[dekillerqueen]

Mister Elric, this is not the time.

[sosbrigade]

Geez, that's boring. You'd think the normal humans on here would step up their game and aim to be badass by conducting business outside of their comfort zone.

But nope. Just a bunch of pussies.

He's just going to jack ALL the threads up in here.

[material_guy]

Notice he said in any kinda world where that kinda shit's predominant. Meaning he's givin' himself a pass even on normal people in those kinda worlds.

Sure is a lot of fine print to his business. You'd think one of the oldest professions in the world, at least, could be simple.

[dekillerqueen]

I already have, miss.

always video; yes, video just to laugh at haruhi

[hugmyscythe]

[pfft


haruhi has no clue what's going on.] He he he.

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

Funny thing, humans are capable of quite a lot more than you'd think.

[reloadfromsave]

Maybe you need associates.

I'm not volunteering, by the way. It's a suggestion.

[dekillerqueen]

... What are you implying?

[overtaking]

So what if you are?

[dekillerqueen]

I'm afraid it is quite impossible for me to take down targets with, for instance, supernatural healing capabilities.

[grimdarkseer]

So I suppose my plan to call for assistance should the game go awry will have to be rethought?

[dekillerqueen]

... [This... This is so shameful.]

That... depends.

always video;

[hugmyscythe]

Come now, come now...you may always

ask for my assistance.

[and by assistance she means rendering non-humans totally powerless.] It is theleast I can do.

[dekillerqueen]

I hope you understand my reluctance to trust you for now.

[catears]

I was going to comment on someone else's thread to ask, but I had comments for everything so I'm just going to sum it all up into one two-parter:

Did you and Greed breakup and why does that mean that you can't kill superpowered people?

[dekillerqueen]

No. No, we did not "break up". We were not in a relationship in the first place.