[Have a very angry siamese cat. With red eyes. If looks could kill you all would have died a thousand deaths.]

0n3 of y0u fleshiess bett3r fix thi$!!!!!!

[Sadly, it's not easy to look threatening when you are tiny, fluffy, and tipping with your paws.]

[the background of this scene is... extremely red and pink. there are hearts and ribbons everywhere, and little cupids flying about. pretty much, anything that makes you think of Valentine's Day is there in what looks like a town. it sounds like there's a party going on, too. and here's Xion, covered in ribbons and confetti, with her hood pulled up to conceal her face.]

Hi, community. I decided to spend Valentine's Day in Valentine's Town. I'm sorry I missed the community party. Everyone is really excited for it here, though! I don't really understand a lot of the things here, but the countdown was fun. It was a countdown to the spreading of love or something. With arrows—?

[off-screen, someone shouts out,] Hey, Xion! Come back and join the party!

[Xion's smile freezes, and drops right off her face. she doesn't move. she almost shakes. for a long time, she just stands there, apparently shocked or horrified by something, and finally she smiles again - much more strained than before.]

Coming! Sorry, everyone. I have to go. Oh - but if anyone wants to visit Valentine's Town today, just tell me and I can bring you. Okay?

[and she's off!]

[Utena's voice is quieter than usual, more subdued, without it's brashness or tone of surety. She sighs deeply.]

What's the point of this? I don't get it at all. I don't want to be here--this isn't the right place at all.

[Her fingers are rapping against a table top or a desk.] ...I guess I should ask a question. What is something eternal? Does such a thing exist? There probably isn't. Everything ends. Everything fades away in the end.

Okay so, random golden apples appeared out of nowhere in our rooms, right?

Why did so many of you eat them?