[Sanzo has a newspaper that he's reading currently, cigarette dangling from his lips. He looks calm currently. Perfectly at ease.

Until suddenly...]

SHUT UP, YOU STUPID STUPID KAPPA FACE!

OI! GET OUT OF MY FACE, MONKEY BRAT!

[Sanzo's eye twitches behind his glasses. Twitch...twitch twitch. But the fighting continues on behind him with Goku and Gojyo in each other's faces. It looks like Sanzo can ignore it too.

Until one of them bumps into him and his cup of what looks like coffee gets knocked over, spilling all over the table and his paper.

The twitching stops and the look on his face darkens before he is suddenly up with a gun in his hand, firing bullets at them that they barely manage to dodge.]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING BEING THIS NOISY AT NIGHT? GET YOUR ASSES TO BED OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!

[The scene turns comical with Sanzo chasing the other two around the room with his gun. Off in the distance, Hakkai takes a sip of tea then just smiles and shakes his head. He's too used to this.]

[The sound is muffled- it's probably coming from a phone in a pocket or something like that. A man with a British accent is speaking.]

This is a robbery. [You can hear a woman say "oh my god" somewhere in the background.] Stay quiet, follow our orders, or people die.

[There are a few more faint exclamations, and the feed is suddenly cut off.]


(( Canon move to 2x13, "Bad Breaks." All replies icly occur several hours after the post. ))