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[thatsmyyogurt]

[The sound is muffled- it's probably coming from a phone in a pocket or something like that. A man with a British accent is speaking.]

This is a robbery. [You can hear a woman say "oh my god" somewhere in the background.] Stay quiet, follow our orders, or people die.

[There are a few more faint exclamations, and the feed is suddenly cut off.]


(( Canon move to 2x13, "Bad Breaks." All replies icly occur several hours after the post. ))

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[makewayforroze]

Hello?

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[thatsmyyogurt]

[Wait he didn't make a post what happened

Oh that's not too bad, he can keep his cover intact with that.]

Oh my god, there was a bank robbery and-

[thatsmyyogurt]

...Wait how did that post?

[makewayforroze]

It manages to post at very bad times but is everyone alright?

[thatsmyyogurt]

Well, some people got hurt, and one of the robbers killed some of the other robbers...

[and there's property damage. Michael's life features a lot of property damage.]

[makewayforroze]

[Property damage is less important than people damage.] How badly were they hurt? Are you alright?

[thatsmyyogurt]

[Michael is behind that sentiment.]

One guy got shot [because he acted like an idiot], but he made it.

I'm fine.

[makewayforroze]

Then I'm glad everyone made it out alive.

Still, that must have been very frightening.

[thatsmyyogurt]

I still can't believe it!

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[tenminutes]

[ Oh god.

It takes a lot to freak Yuri out, but armed robbery? Too many memories. Talking about them is one thing, worrying about someone actually being in one... that's another. That's another thing altogether. ]

Did everyone get out alive?

[ That's what matters. Injuries, fine, but being alive at the end of it is what's important. Everyone being alive. ]

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[thatsmyyogurt]

Yeah. Well, except some of the thieves.

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[tenminutes]

Good.

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[thatsmyyogurt]

I heard they shot each other.

[Some people have this way of freaking out when their getaway vehicle is blown up.]

[daretotry]

Peter? Holy crap...

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[thatsmyyogurt]

There was a bank robbery.


...Sort of.

[daretotry]

Sort of?

[thatsmyyogurt]

Uh...it didn't really work out for them. I think they had bad equipment?

[More accurately- they had carefully sabotaged equipment.]

[daretotry]

What equipment do bank robbers need?

[thatsmyyogurt]

Guns, this thing that blocked cell phones, and...more guns?

I didn't really see much. They were holding us hostage.

[daretotry]

Oh, right. I guess it's good they...didn't work, then. Are you okay?

[thatsmyyogurt]

Yeah, I'm alright. The hostages all got out.

[daretotry]

Awesome, I'm glad. It must have been pretty scary, though.

[thatsmyyogurt]

It was! I still can't believe it!

[daretotry]

Do you have to like, see a counsellor now or something?

[thatsmyyogurt]

...I don't know. I think all the employees are, but I don't work there.

[daretotry]

Maybe you should anyway.

[thatsmyyogurt]

...I'll see if my insurance covers it.

[daretotry]

It'd probably be a good idea. Man, I'd probably totally freak if I witnessed something like that.

[thatsmyyogurt]

It was really freaky.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

So that's what you do for a living.

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[thatsmyyogurt]

I was just visiting a friend and that happened!

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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Oh, my mistake. Is everyone alright?

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[thatsmyyogurt]

What kind of mistake is that? [a revealing one, actually.]

Mostly. One guy got shot, but it wasn't too bad? I mean, for being shot.


Some of the robbers killed each other.

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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

With a voice post it was hard to tell who was being mugged and who was doing the mugging. You will discover soon enough that certain people here has less than legal jobs. [Like Arthur used to have.]

Hm, rookies. You are okay?

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[thatsmyyogurt]

...Do I want to discover that? [Michael most of your life is illegal.]


Oh, yeah. I'm fine.

[And noticing that 'rookie' comment.]

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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

It never hurts to know what people you should avoid. [But hypocrisy is so fun /o|\ Arthur knows that very well.]

Did the police catch the burglars?

[>.> COOF...]

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[thatsmyyogurt]

I guess that's a good point. [Hey it's not hypocrisy if it's said to maintain cover i.d.]

Yeah, they got them coming out of the bank.

[HE WILL REMEMBER THAT.]

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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Yeah. [So true/.]

And where was this? Where do you live?

[NO, there is nothing worth remembering. NOTHING AT ALL.]

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[thatsmyyogurt]

Miami.

...I'm supposed to say the year around here, too, right? 2008.

[NOPE THERE IS.]

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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Oh. The design agency is Calfornia, I like warm places too.

But I am in a whole different year, it's 2012 for me.

[GURL YOU ARE SEEING THINGS.]

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[thatsmyyogurt]

Oh, so you're in the next election cycle? How's that going?

[THINGS WHICH ARE THERE]

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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

The Republican Party has gone a bit crazy with their candidates, no lie. [Rick Santorum, wtf.]

[THEY ARE INVISIBLE THINGS]

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[thatsmyyogurt]

Oh god, is Palin really a candidate this time?

[WHICH I SEE]

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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Someone worse than her (yes, it's possible), Rick Santorum.

[YOU NEED GLASSES!]

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[thatsmyyogurt]

...Isn't he a senator or something?

[NOPE MY VISION'S PERFECT]

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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

he was until 2007 or so. Now he's a candidate for the Republican Party presidential nomination. I think he managed to make all the women of the states angry due to his new stupid politic of birth control.

[>pokes one of your eyes. NO, IS NOT]

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[thatsmyyogurt]

They're making that an issue?

[OW]

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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Among other things that shouldn't be an issue anymore, I feel like I'm in the VIII century.

[:x it had to be done, sorry bb.]

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[thatsmyyogurt]

I guess that's how I'll be feeling in four years.

[NO IT DIDN'T]