I'm trying to confirm a theory about the demography of this place, so humor me and fill the poll even if you don't want to comment about it.

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Talking about theories, if those 'worldops' you all claim to have really work, how does no one used them to make a ton of money or change the past and future?

You discovered time travel, for god's sake. That's the wet dream of any scientist, and what do you do? Visit each other to share cookies or have bitch fights.

I can't wait for this afternoon. I, Mr. Crocker, future scientist have something that will astound everyone! My research for magic and fairies will open up a whole new field in the scientific world.

I can't wait to see all of their faces and Geraldine's.... Speaking of her, I think after this I'm going to finally ask her to marry me.

Ooops! Got to go. This is going to be the best day of my life!

- Denzel Quincy Crocker


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Community, it has come to my attention that it's St Patrick's Day and yet I have yet to see even a single post taking note of this fact. Naturally, as an Irishman myself I am shocked and appalled at this terrible state of affairs, especially given the community's usually up for celebrating overly commercialised holidays in some way or another.

The solution to this problem is obviously for you all to start celebrating in style by eating, drinking, and wearing as much green as you can bring yourselves to find in your wardrobes, effective as of right now.

Although don't drink the green beer they'll try and fob off on you, that shite's only good for gullible tourists and I think most of you are probably better than that.

[Hello community, you may have seen this video before from a previous virus. Only this time, it isn't a virus, it's actually happening. You see Cinderella going into a large and luxurious hotel room, the bellhop right behind her carrying bags. She grins as she takes off her sunglasses and scarf she was wearing around her head.]

I've been in palaces that weren't as luxurious as this.

[The bellhop sets the bags down and speaks up with a middle eastern accent.]

Anything else you need, miss?

I'll take an oil well if you've got one to spare. [She laughs and tosses the sunglasses and scarf on a chair, before heading for the large picture window showing a view of a desert.]

Just kidding. I can handle thing from here, thanks. You can go.

[The door clicks shut and Cindy seems to notice something with the ring she's wearing and lifts up her left hand to look at it. The bellhop is seen coming up behind her with a curved dagger raised. Only this time the video doesn't end here. Cindy drops down to the floor and kicks back, knocks the dagger right out of the surprised bellhop's hand. The video cuts off with the dagger still in the air.]