[The video starts in a fancy living room. In front of a sofa, more exactly. There’s a bunch of clothes on it, an open book, and what it seems to be a small white and grey rat, all curled up sleeping. You see, Santana decided that certain jerkass needed a lesson.

But because he fell asleep reading on the sofa, Sebastian doesn’t notice the body change until he wakes up, stirs, and finds himself more furry than usual. Cue a tiny rat freaking out in front of your webcam, community. He stops his flailing when a loud ‘MEOW’ is heard. The rat turns to look at the fluffy, fat, white cat lying not far away from him.

Meet Sebastian’s mom cat, people: Audrey II. She looks positively hungry, while ratty Sebastian looks positively more freaked than before. He jumps away from the sofa a second before the cat paws at him, and the feed goes to black.]

[ooc: replies will come IC 30 minutes later, once he's managed to get into his room and lock the door from the cat.]

[It was hard for Nasuti to be horribly disappointed in the events of the past month. She hadn't experienced any viruses since when she arrived up until now, and these, while silly, seemed rather harmless.

Of course, it was easy to say that when you spent the entire week on a academic sabbatical. And what a shame, too! Not that Nasuti needed a harem when she had five teenage boys to take care of. She tried to appear sympathetic on the network, but it was hard to stifle her curiosity.]

So I guess the theory about the parties and the viruses was dashed, huh?

[Thoughtful pause.]

...because we had a party this month, didn't we?

 Every once and a while, I notice that Darcy posts a list of things she would want to do before she is no longer of this world. Perhaps I should make one now that I, too am mortal now.  But, I do not know what it is mortals aspire for, perhaps I have already done what many have wished in the thousands of years that I was alive and now what? 

[ignore the fact that he really does sound like he's having a midlife crisis here] 

What is that mortals wish to do with themselves? Or, I should say, what is it that I should aspire to do before I die? 

My loves - Father wants to speak to you. All of you. I believe he intended this to be at the same general time, though I may be able to persuade him to stagger it a little.

To everyone else... do you ever wish that you just had more time?

[Issei's harem includes Diarmuid, Louis, Retasu, Mag, Birkin, Cu Chulainn and - I don't know if Kurama ended up going to his or to Shinji's harem? those six are it.]

Hey. I was wondering if anyone had the feeling that something weird was going on in their world but they don't know what? I can't really explain it but...

[There was nothing better to come, well maybe not home but close enough, back to after spending time out with Farf than his favorite pets. After pointing Farfarello toward the bathroom, someone was wearing just a bit more of their victims’ blood than the other, he walked into the main room of the suite they were staying in and started to get out of the jacket he’d been wearing.]

Miss me?


[OOC: Harem members: Aya Fujimiya, Ken Hidaka, and Klavier Gavin. And unofficially Harumi since she wants to video tape everything. Ken and Aya are free to tag together or separate. Also, Farf has been warned off killing anyone.

Anyone else is free to tag in and have fun.] 

With as nosy as Charle is, I thought she would have realized that I was in a relationship with multiple people long ago. The woman looked like she was about to faint when I mentioned that I was planning on spending time with them in the near future. For what ever reason, she thought I was in a relationship with just Naesala. I do believe her memory is finally starting to go...

Also, Knock Out? You are, of course, more than welcome to join us if Morrigan does not have anything planned for you and the rest of her group. Just please keep the jealousy to a minimum. It is not necessary to glare daggers at Jak and Naesala if either of them touch me.

[Rose's harem includes Naesala, Jak, Breakdown, and shared custody of Knock Out with Morrigan.]