So... I guess its been a while since I checked in here.  Some completely uninteresting stuff happened.  

Anyone want to fill me in on what's been going on?

[Again, you are greeted by a view the main control of the the Nemesis. Then, a blue and white streak goes across the screen. And then again. And then the streak comes back only to stop in front of the camera. It's Ravage, who is floating in the air and waving.]

Ell-oh-ell! This is totes fun!

[Off he goes again. Once he's off screen there is the sound of a crash.]

Oops...

Ravage! What the scrap!? How are you doing that!?

Uh... I've always been able to do this! K'bye!

[Ravage goes back across the screen, followed soon by a red bot yelling at him.]

[The video turns on to reveal Alexia sleeping in bed, is the worst possible condition you are likely to ever see her. Her hair is loose and a tangled mess at that. Her dress is ruined from being torn, covered with dirt and other unmentionable mess.

And oh yes, she's holding a new born baby in her arms. The baby girl is properly swaddled and sleeping peacefully in her mother's arms.

After a moment, Alexia opens her eyes and takes notice of the recording. She sighs slightly and carefully shifts to a sitting position. She must look as dignified as possible despite her current state. Meanwhile the child sleeps on.]

Of course. I should have known you would want an update sooner, rather than later.

My dear community, may I introduce you to my daughter? Prudence Alessandra. [She lifts the crook of her elbow so that the camera might catch a better view of the sleeping baby.]